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1. "I went connected a 2nd day with this guy. The archetypal 1 was conscionable a speedy lunch, but the 2nd day was an evening movie. After the movie, we went to his car (I had driven separately). We started kissing and possibly 3 minutes later, helium asked, 'Do you privation maine to enactment it in?' I was initially confused by the question since it was truthful retired of nowhere. When I realized what helium meant, I said 'no.' Then helium asked for a blowjob instead. When I said 'no,' helium said, 'Okay, however astir conscionable a handjob then?' I said 'no' again, of course. He past said, 'Okay, well, I’m going to person to spell location and decorativeness this myself. I person it down to 10 minutes.' I promptly got retired of the car and was truthful gladsome I drove separately! The adjacent greeting helium had the nervus to substance maine and inquire maine retired again?! What an idiot."
7. "Earlier this year, I went connected a day with a feline I met connected Bumble. We met astatine a java store and had a bully time, and past helium casually mentioned helium had a kid who was a small implicit a twelvemonth old. I was 23 then, truthful I felt similar I was excessively young to play stepmom. So, astatine the extremity of the date, I politely told him that though I had a large time, I didn’t spot america going anywhere. Honestly, going in, I wasn’t 100% definite I was funny successful seeing him again anyway, truthful his connection sealed the deal. He told maine that if I’m acrophobic astir his kid, I shouldn’t beryllium disquieted due to the fact that helium lives retired of authorities with his mom, and helium hardly sees him, truthful I’ll ne'er person to 'deal with him' (yes, those were his nonstop words)."
"Keep successful caput during the date, helium talked astir each of these astonishing planetary trips he’s been on, truthful helium decidedly had the clip and wealth to spot his kid.
This was my 3rd day ever successful my life, truthful I didn’t cognize however to respond to that. I judge I said, 'Uh…okay,' and conscionable awkwardly scurried to my car (and blocked him connected Bumble 😂)."
8. "I was getting backmost into dating aft being joined for 20 years. On 1 of my archetypal dates, I agreed to a day portion lone texting with her. I fto her prime the spot for dinner. We met (she picked a precise costly restaurant), and each she could bash was speech astir herself the full time. She'd been a manner and lingerie model, traveled to exotic places, and lived successful Santa Barbara successful a beauteous location overlooking the ocean. She lived a precise privileged life. She didn’t similar driving (I'm a large car feline and raced successful respective nine venues) and told maine if she were to travel to my spot (I unrecorded successful the mountains astir 20 miles from her), I’d person to either travel get her oregon wage for an Uber. I'm blessed she's had definite experiences, but not asking maine 1 question astir my beingness successful bid to get to cognize maine was a woody killer."
"On the 1-10 high-maintenance scale, she was an 11. I learned a bully acquisition astir digging deeper and looking for communal interests earlier meeting. My clip is excessively invaluable to waste."
—Anonymous
13. "We met online and decided to conscionable for luncheon aft messaging for a fewer weeks, though I had the feeling helium was precise insecure (we were some successful our fifties). He didn't look similar his illustration representation astatine all, but since I attraction much astir a person's wrong than the outside, I didn't notation it. Lunch was pleasant — I insisted connected paying for my food. He said helium would similar to conscionable again, and I told him that would beryllium fine. After that, the messages were conscionable 'How are you,' etc. — nary notation of gathering up again."
"That came aft a fewer weeks, and helium didn't look to retrieve my reply erstwhile helium asked the archetypal time. Then helium wanted to cognize what I thought astir his hair. He said helium usually had it shorter and didn't person clip to get a haircut. I told him I saw thing incorrect with it, but helium conscionable kept going connected astir it, which truly got connected my nerves aft a while.
Jeez, if you request support that badly, either get a haircut earlier the archetypal day oregon don't and unrecorded with it. The nagging astir specified a trivial contented did it for me. No 2nd meeting."
—Anonymous
14. "I met him connected an online dating app a week aft talking. From his illustration pictures, we seemed to person hobbies successful communal — helium besides enjoyed the outdoors and going to the gym. We lived astir 3 hours apart, truthful I wanted to marque it a peculiar date. I asked him if helium had ever gone kayaking and if helium would similar to instrumentality my tandem out. He said yes, helium had gone kayaking, and agreed to spell retired connected the h2o with me. I had our full time planned, lunch, hammock, and drinks packed. We started retired astatine brunch. Right from the start, erstwhile helium walked up, I knew his property was not what I was expecting. He wasn't astatine each the masculine, outdoorsy benignant I was seeking. A small disappointed, I tried not to justice him during our archetypal interactions. But really, this is wherever I should person run."
"During brunch, helium asked however agelong I had been moving out, to which I replied, 'Most of my big life.' After finishing breakfast, we headed to the river. Once we got connected the water, I thought this would beryllium our communal ground, but I couldn't person been much wrong.
We launched into the water, smacking our paddles unneurotic the full time. He had zero cadence and was warring maine connected steering. Frustrated, I asked my day if helium had ever gone kayaking. He responded with 'Sure, but it ne'er mattered the absorption I was going.'
I enactment him successful the beforehand truthful I could spot him paddle. Everything seemed great, but past helium stopped abruptly. I asked wherefore helium stopped, and helium said, 'My arms are tired.' I past watched him conflict to basal up retired of the boat. I asked him the aforesaid question helium asked maine during brunch, 'How agelong person you been moving out?' to which helium replied, 'Two weeks.'
I felt specified disappointment that helium wasn't honest. Needless to say, I paddled america some backmost to the car, and I unloaded the kayak portion helium rested successful the rider seat. I ne'er tried to bring a antheral connected specified an ambitious day aft that. Strictly java oregon a beer."
—Anonymous
16. "I met this miss connected Tinder, who was precise chatty and flirty online, and arranged to conscionable for drinks and a meal. We met up, and she arrived 30 minutes late. The chatty and flirty idiosyncratic I'd been talking to conscionable wasn't determination astatine all. She had short, curt answers and was CONSTANTLY connected her phone. I felt similar I was doing each the dense lifting with the conversation. We sat astatine our table, and we were astir to order, and she leaned implicit and said, 'Oh, you got this right?' I'm not averse to paying for a archetypal date, but to person it enactment truthful bluntly pissed maine off, considering however mediocre the speech was. She proceeded to bid the astir costly items connected the paper and a ample cocktail for herself, each the portion I was trying to marque speech and get to cognize her. When she was connected her phone, I peered implicit and saw what she was doing: She was connected Tinder close successful beforehand of me, messaging different guys portion connected our archetypal date."
"I saw reddish — I refused to beryllium treated similar that by anyone. I excused myself to spell to the bath and surreptitiously whipped my overgarment disconnected the backmost of my seat portion going. I went to our waiter and explained what had happened, and helium was like, 'Oh, man, I'm atrocious to perceive that.'
I paid for my portion and tipped him for being truthful helpful. I canceled my order, but told him to support her bid successful place. He smiled and said, 'I cognize what you're doing...good luck to you!' Then I left.
15 minutes later, my telephone was getting connection aft connection from her asking wherever the hellhole I was, saying that she didn't person her purse connected her, etc. I blocked her, went disconnected to a pub and called a mate to conscionable maine to rescue the nighttime with brew and laughing implicit the situation. One of the worst, but decidedly memorable dates."
19. "A feline picked maine up connected his motorcycle to instrumentality maine backmost to his place. He pulled up to a shed by the location truthful I could get off, and helium could store the bike, right? Wrong. The shed was his country (this could already beryllium a fearfulness story, but we’re talking worst day — not near-death experience). He invited maine successful wherever determination was lone 1 spot to sit: a recliner, which helium sat in. The lone different spot to beryllium was his lap, which helium alerted maine to. I chose a crate instead. He shared his airplane vessel of mouthwash-flavored vodka with maine and, wrong possibly 15 minutes, said I looked similar I wanted him to buss me."
"What I wanted was to pee, truthful helium took maine to the location connected the spot (which was his mom’s). She was watching TV connected the couch, and erstwhile I came retired of the bathroom, helium ushered maine from the sofa to beryllium and chat with his mom.
Shortly aft that, I utilized our archetypal statement to petition a thrust backmost home. The adjacent day, I texted thing astir feeling we were incompatible and wishing him well. He said, 'Your loss.'"
23. "He told maine his ma would emotion maine and cook maine cookies portion we robbed banks. When I decided to leave, helium insisted connected holding my manus arsenic I walked retired and tried to buss me, but I dodged. He threw my manus astatine maine and walked distant with a large scoff."
"I convey my fortunate stars I wasn’t assaulted that night. The feline weighed easy doubly arsenic overmuch arsenic maine and had specified large muscles that immoderate dude walking into the barroom down america and said, 'Damn, dude, I played assemblage ball, and I haven’t seen calves that big.' I had nary thought that happened successful existent life, but his calves were genuinely massive."
26. "I’m a Gen Xer, and the closest happening to 'online dating' I had successful the late-'90s was the fantastic satellite of AOL. I’d met this feline successful a locally based chatroom, and we deed it off. We exchanged pictures, and helium was strikingly handsome. I (21F astatine the time) didn’t person a batch of dating experience, but helium was a fewer years older than maine and precise patient. This endeared maine to him more, and we went connected our archetypal day aft astir six weeks of regular online chats. We met astatine a trendy 'see and beryllium seen' sushi edifice successful the bosom of the city. He said helium would conscionable maine astatine the barroom with a azygous orchid due to the fact that it was my favourite flower. I travel sweeping into the restaurant, bosom each aflutter, and spot this grey-haired antheral successful a three-piece suit holding an orchid astatine the bar. He recognized maine from MY pictures, and portion helium seemed familiar, helium WAS NOT the aforesaid idiosyncratic successful the pictures I’d received."
"I walked up to him and helium blurted out, 'Please don’t beryllium transverse with me. I sent my son’s pictures. Otherwise, I knew you wouldn’t person thing to bash with me.'
I smacked him successful the look with the orchid and told him I’d alternatively day a importantly older antheral than day a liar.
I’m bawling my eyes retired arsenic I tempest backmost retired of this bougie edifice with everyone’s eyes connected me. I’m conscionable thankful this took spot agelong earlier camera phones. Never heard from that feline again."
—Anonymous
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