"This Lady Brought Her Goat To An HR Party" – People Are Sharing Their Wildest Work Stories, And I Suddenly Appreciate Tranquility

14. "I received immoderate gossip that a enactment navigator (let’s telephone her Shelley) got promoted to supervisor owed to a not-so-covert narration with the enforcement chef."

"One day, this woman moving the crockery presumption recovered retired her girl was getting her hours chopped and sent location aboriginal since it was a dilatory day. Well, she went consecutive to the enforcement chef, and successful beforehand of fractional the unit she said: 'Why aren’t you sending Shelley home? IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING HER IN THE PUSSY?' To which the cook told her to fuck off. This started a precise lively and highly entertaining screaming match.

I besides watched a feline kick astir a headache, scope into his pouch and popular a pill. I asked him if it was an Advil, and helium said 'nah, it’s Molly'. I truly privation helium was joking."

–Angryhippo2910