The Reviews For “Melania” Just Dropped And It’s Basically A Public Dragging

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The reviews are retired for Melania, and they are BRUTAL.

The Guardian gave it 1/5 stars, saying, "two hours of Melania feels similar pure, endless hell."

Critic Xan Brooks says, "It’s dispiriting, it’s deadly and it’s spectacularly unrevealing."

The Independent's Nick Hilton also gave it 1/5 stars, writing, "First Lady is simply a preening, scowling void of axenic nothingness successful this ghastly spot of propaganda."

And compares it to vape fume from British teens: "To telephone Melania vapid would bash a disservice to the plumes of florid vape fume that linger astir British teenagers."

Variety main analogous Daniel D'Addario says, "Melania is chiefly a movie astir a pistillate walking into and retired of rooms."

Adding, "Put the movie connected the heap with Trump University and Trump Steaks and the law-firm and assemblage shakedowns and each the different money-spinning endeavors arsenic grounds of this family's eagerness to marque a buck."

The Daily Beast's Kevin Fallon calls it an "unbelievable abomination of filmmaking."

He asks, "Why was nary 1 lasting extracurricular the cinema wherever I made the brave determination to be the archetypal opening-day screening of the Melania documentary, offering maine a enactment of 'I Survived the Melania Movie' novelty t-shirts for purchase? Or, perhaps, a lil’ mug?"

The Decider's Jesse Hassenger calls it, "A disingenuous documentary that misfires by mistaking the archetypal lady's fame for prima quality."

Adding "It’s conscionable a clump of footage."

He says, "Even diehard Trump fans mightiness beryllium bored by the documentary astir the archetypal lady.

And lastly, BuzzFeed's (very own) Natasha Jokic calls it "the worst movie I've ever seen."

This portion sums it up best: "Last night, I near an bare chickpea tin connected my counter. When I came backmost 30 minutes later, small, achromatic bugs had swarmed the tin and were crawling implicit my sink. I would alternatively relive that infinitesimal a 100 times implicit than person to ticker different infinitesimal of the movie Melania."

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