People Are Sharing The Moment They Realized They Were In Love With A Total Idiot, And I'm Crying From Laughter

We've asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to stock the dumbest happening idiosyncratic they were dating said. After speechmaking these, I tin recognize wherefore immoderate radical started second-guessing being with their partner. Here are the champion ones:

1. "I dated a feline who was SO beauteous that if helium had ne'er spoken, I'd person joined him. He genuinely believed blondes couldn't get caput lice due to the fact that his parent told him that erstwhile helium was a child."

—grouchycomet10

2. "I dated idiosyncratic who thought cauliflower was achromatic broccoli."

—Anonymous, 38ish, Female, Coachella Valley

3. "I knew a miss who was truthful dumb she thought Moby Dick was an STI."

—Anonymous

4. "When I was successful my aboriginal twenties, I went connected a meal day with a fewer friends. During dinner, 1 miss asked, 'If you are wearing contacts and your eyes get dilated (from smoking marijuana), volition your contacts autumn wrong your eyes?'"

—Anonymous, Male, 78, California

5. "When my ex-boyfriend and I were filling retired kid custody paperwork for the courts, I reminded him that helium needed to motion the paternity declaration that helium was the father, oregon bash a DNA trial if helium refused to motion it. He got truly aggravated and said I should besides person to bash a DNA trial to beryllium I was the mother."

—Anonymous, 64, Female, California

6. "In the airport, taking my (now ex) hubby connected a concern travel to California with me, helium couldn’t recognize wherefore I was mounting my ticker backmost 3 hours. When I explained clip zones to him, helium argued with and laughed astatine me. He refused to judge maine until helium saw the clocks erstwhile we landed. Next."

—Anonymous, 70, Female, Florida

7. "As a joke, I jokingly erstwhile told my woman that 'women are incapable of flatulence due to the fact that the fart cistron is located connected the Y chromosome.' She replied, 'Really?!' There was a 10-second intermission until she said, 'Wait a minute. That can’t beryllium right.' I privation I could person heard her interior dialog for those 10 seconds arsenic she thought astir her beingness past to determine if she had ever passed state before."

—Anonymous, Anonymous, Male, 40

8. "Remember erstwhile checks were a thing? My ex-wife got america connected the 'banned' database astatine the 1 market store successful our small municipality for penning atrocious checks. She said, 'But however tin we beryllium broke? We inactive person checks!"

—Anonymous, 44, Male, Tucker

9. "I erstwhile had a fellow archer maine that determination was nary mode that West Virginia was a state. 'Oh, similar West California is besides a state?' I said, 'No, but West Virginia is.' This was earlier smartphones oregon location net were widespread, truthful the lone impervious I had was the Webster dictionary. He inactive didn’t judge me."

—Anonymous, 40, Female, California

10. "The deficiency of punctuation connected a sandwich paper made a crockery work similar it was made with turkey eggs. She laughed due to the fact that she thought turkeys don’t laic eggs until I convinced her to Google it. She was 60."

—Anonymous

11. "A feline I dated successful precocious schoolhouse 1 wintertime kept telling maine to adjacent my overgarment due to the fact that I was gonna get the flu. I told him that you can’t get the flu from acold air. He said of course, you can. I said no, you request germs for that to happen. He said, 'I don’t judge successful germs.'"

—creativematcha55563

12. "On our wedding night, my ex-husband asked, 'What does terminated mean?' Yup, we were 18 years old, pregnant, and I was the lone 1 with a job."

—mushypepper41

13. "I was watching It’s Always Sunny successful Philadelphia with my girlfriend. She asked maine successful each seriousness, 'I wonderment what metropolis this takes spot in?' I couldn’t halt laughing."

—Anonymous, 40, Male, Indianapolis

14. "I person an ex-boyfriend who spelled the connection 'tomorrow' arsenic 'ta marra.' When I yet asked him wherefore helium spelled it similar that, helium said that it’s due to the fact that he’s trying to marque it dependable similar helium has an accent, and that’s however helium spells it successful his head."

—awfulhouse65

15. "My ex asked maine if Maryland was a state."

—Anonymous

16. "I dated a miss who didn’t recognize however the tides worked. When I tried to explicate that the gravity of the prima and satellite propulsion connected the water, she said lone Earth has gravity."

—Anonymous

17. "My ex called successful a panic due to the fact that our newborn and babe were locked wrong the car due to the fact that the fob wasn’t working. 'Put the cardinal successful the door,' I said."

—Anonymous

18. "My woman said we should not spell adjacent the trees connected a windy time successful Florida due to the fact that she thought the waving trees caused the wind."

—Anonymous

19. "My husband's ex erstwhile ordered the half-roasted chickenhearted disconnected a paper portion they were retired to meal 1 night, but proceeded to inquire the waiter that they ‘cook the chickenhearted each the mode alternatively than lone halfway.’"

—sweetrockstar365

20. "My hubby and I were really taking a circuit astatine my son’s caller college, and the usher was talking astir the Greek beingness connected campus. I thought helium was talking astir existent Greek people. I realized the mistake aft I saw the look connected my husband's face."

—clumsyshield673

21. "I had a woman successful precocious schoolhouse who asked maine however they knew which country had state successful it. Most of the state stations were connected corners. She thought they drilled for state and built the presumption due to the fact that state was connected that corner!"

—Anonymous

22. And finally, "A fewer years backmost erstwhile I was 52, I dated a antheral who was 64 years aged and successful truthful galore ways intelligent and palmy successful life. During an intimate conversation, I expressed my admiration for his virility and stamina during intersexual relations. He responded that, 'Yes, I’ve ne'er had a occupation with my penis bone.' When I pulled backmost and looked astatine him successful full disbelief, I realized that helium was wholly serious. I was compelled to explicate to him the physiology down however a antheral gets an erection and that determination is nary 'bone' successful a penis. The look connected his look was implicit and utter shock! To beryllium honest, I don’t cognize who was much shocked, maine oregon him!"

—Anonymous

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