Straight Men Are Confessing Their "Gayest" Experiences In Life, And It's So Freaking Fascinating

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Recently, I came crossed this Reddit thread asking, "Straight dudes of Reddit. Have you ever had a cheery moment/experience?" and was truthful fascinated by the responses. Here's what radical said:

Some responses are besides from this thread because they're conscionable excessively bully not to share.

1. "I was bi-curious a portion back, wondered what it was similar to beryllium with a dude. So, I went retired clubbing with a fewer mates, got approached by a guy, and I thought, 'Fuck it, let's person a go.' So, I spent the nighttime dancing with and kissing this dude, and past went backmost to his place, and ended up sleeping with his mate instead."

"Verdict: Girls are softer, cuddlier, and don't person stubble (my look was fucking shredded). Anal is not for me, blowjobs are not my thing, but guys are beauteous damn bully astatine giving them. Do I regret it? Not astatine all. I present cognize 100% that I americium very, precise straight."

gregIsBae

2. "I was invited to an orgy backmost successful the '90s, and a pistillate sat connected my face. After a portion eating her out, idiosyncratic started to suck my dick, and erstwhile she came, I looked to spot who was blowing me. It was her husband. He was good, I mightiness say."

ZealousidealAd5817

3. "Booze, the Great Instigator. I ended up connected the level with a clump of friends — antheral and pistillate — and we each practiced kissing 1 another. What amazed maine was however good different men kissed…it’s conscionable not thing I’d thought about. I conjecture I assumed we men wouldn’t beryllium bully astatine it? Or perchance men would beryllium truly assertive (though that didn’t happen)? I don’t know…"

"Analytic to the extremity (no pun intended), I was the archetypal to leave. I privation I had a bully reason, but the information is, radical were starting to brace up; I mightiness beryllium near with different feline arsenic a partner, and I’d had my capable of stubble. What a comic memory, each these years later."

allenbanks

4. "In college, I had an aggravated make-out league with a antheral friend. Both of our girlfriends were bi, and they wanted to spot america marque out. We knew that it would get them truly worked up, truthful we made it look good. It wholly worked connected the girls who jumped america the infinitesimal we were done. There wasn't thing gross astir it, conscionable didn't arouse me. 0% regret."

GreySerpent

5. "I was visiting my aged assemblage roommate, we drank rather a bit, and helium offered to stroke me. I was funny capable to accidental yes. I hardly adjacent got hard. Turns retired girls are beauteous cool. I decidedly don't regret it. He and I are inactive tight, and it didn't impact the mode we get connected astatine all."

OmNomOnSouls

6. "I sucked my champion friend's dick once. Then I was like, 'Nah, this ain't for me.'"

GryphonFire11

7. "When I was a kid, my champion person and I would often prosecute successful 'dare' games that progressive america some getting bare often, and arsenic we got into our aboriginal teens, it progressive immoderate handjob action, but that was the grade of it."

"He's now, astatine 29, surviving a consecutive beingness with a girlfriend. I'm inactive single, but the lone penetrative enactment I've had has been with the pistillate variety. I bash deliberation I could person enactment with a male. Like, the thought doesn't enactment maine off, but I find it harder to beryllium attracted to men than to women."

RickyWicky

8. "I posted connected Craigslist erstwhile successful the men seeking women forum. I said I was looking for immoderate older women to conscionable with a younger feline and spot wherever it goes from there. On the archetypal day, I received immoderate replies from a mates of women. I talked with 1 and met up with her, but it didn't enactment out. I near the advertisement up, and passim the week, I started getting replies from guys offering to stroke maine oregon to fto maine bash different worldly to them. I had been funny before, truthful I started emailing 1 feline back."

"We acceptable up a gathering astatine his spot aft agreeing connected what we were going to do. He knew I was a first-timer and agreed to halt if I didn't similar it. So I went. It was...interesting. He started by sucking me, but I was lone capable to get hard by closing my eyes and imagining that it was a miss I knew doing the sucking. I conjecture I lasted excessively agelong for him (I couldn't come), truthful helium offered to fto maine fuck him. I agreed, but erstwhile I saw him lying connected the furniture naked...I mislaid my involvement and could not get hard again. So, we some stopped, got dressed, made awkward tiny talk, and past I left. Not my cupful of tea, I guess."

notrealhead

9. "When I was going done a manic episode, I was downtown astatine the bars, and arsenic I was walking to my car, immoderate feline asked if helium could get a ride. It turned retired we were headed to the aforesaid portion of town, truthful I said, 'Sure.' On the car ride, helium revealed to maine that helium was bi and benignant of began hitting connected me. We pulled up to wherever I was dropping him off, and helium told maine to hold truthful helium could springiness maine immoderate state wealth and bring a bong to fume maine out. As we were talking, I started showing him immoderate pictures of this chick I was talking to, and past accidentally showed him a representation of my dick I had connected my camera roll."

"He said helium wanted to spot it, and I was benignant of high, truthful I was like, 'Whatever,' and pulled it out. He asked if helium could jerk maine off, and I said okay. I fto him bash it for astir a minute, but I conscionable wasn't into it. He wanted to stroke me, and I said nary and past left. So that's the gayest happening I person ever done. I confirmed what I already knew, and that's that I emotion women."

THEKlNGSLAYER

10. "I tried anal. It was alright. I wouldn't bash it with anyone, but conscionable having thing successful my butt portion coming feels a spot pleasurable."

mctankles

11. "I experimented increasing up, arsenic a batch of guys do. My champion person and I started disconnected guiltless enough, similar watching porn arsenic teens, which turned into jerking disconnected successful the aforesaid room. This yet turned into jerking each different off. Finally, 1 time we were going astatine it, and I conscionable wanted to enactment it successful my mouth. I ended up liking it, which was fun, truthful we did that for a while. We yet grew retired of it, and some are successful hetero relationships, but I deliberation astir it from clip to time. No romanticist feelings, conscionable the primal nature."

PM_ME_BOOBIES_THX

12. "I got sucked by a dude, and I sucked him. Neither of america had gotten laid successful a while, truthful we decided to bash it arsenic a favour to each other. At slightest I tried to suck him, but each clip I got it adjacent to my mouth, I started gagging uncontrollably. I did yet get it successful my mouth, but I conscionable kept gagging, truthful we yet gave up. And that's however I cognize I'm decidedly straight. I couldn't suck a dick adjacent erstwhile I tried."

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13. "I fto my sister's antheral champion person springiness maine a blowjob. I was kinda funny astatine the time, but rapidly realized it was not for me. And yes, earlier you inquire — I did finish."

awake207am

14. "I sucked dick and made retired with a gay-leaning bi feline erstwhile I committed to a threesome. He was much into maine than my girl, truthful it was conscionable benignant of funny, and we each had truly bully chemistry arsenic friends. That’s however I learned for definite that I americium mostly straight.

TheDerpyDisaster

15. "I got really, truly horny connected a deployment. I knew different Marine was gay, truthful I deed connected him. Later that day, helium sucked maine disconnected and past fucked me. I would ne'er date, kiss, oregon different amusement affection towards men, and I don't find immoderate peculiarly attractive. It's mostly a substance of whether oregon not I could tolerate letting them bash thing to me. I accidental this makes maine bisexual, but I bash not classify myself successful that way, arsenic I don't actively prosecute men. I'm decidedly a ladies' man. But I would besides fto different dude fuck maine successful the ass, apparently."

TAPanda

16. "Now, to beryllium clear, I americium wholly straight. But once, erstwhile I was 18, I was hanging retired with a buddy of excavation who was conscionable retired of the closet. It was conscionable the 2 of america hanging out. We were talking astir Pokémon cards and whatnot, and someway ended up connected the taxable of sex. I asked if helium had ever done thing with different guy. He said no. I said that I had wondered what it was similar to buss a man. He offered. We made retired for a fewer minutes, and it was meh. Nothing special. I asked if helium had done thing other with a guy. Once again, helium said no. I said that I had wondered however the girls successful the porn videos were capable to suck dick. I offered to stroke him to find out. He agreed. So, I got down connected my knees and sucked him off. He did the aforesaid for me. That was the extremity of it. I person ne'er done thing similar that again, and americium present precise happily engaged and precise overmuch straight."

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17. "My assemblage roommate and I were precise close. It each started disconnected with 1 backmost rub. It was truthful bully I virtually moaned successful beforehand of him. He truly had magic fingers erstwhile it came to massaging backs, truthful I utilized to get him to easiness retired the knots successful my backmost each present and then. He'd expect immoderate reciprocation, and I'd effort my best. This went connected for a mates of months until erstwhile once we were chilling connected a furniture successful our dorm room, mid-back-rub I determine to determination my hands to the beforehand and commencement to massage his thorax implicit his shirt. He proceeds to region it truthful that I tin 'get his knots better,' according to him."

"So determination I americium playing with his nipples from behind, him giving retired tiny sighs and moans of relaxed pleasure, erstwhile I abruptly realise I'm hard. I get freaked retired and stop, turning astir to fell my increasing boner and pretending to hunt for thing connected the furniture erstwhile I consciousness his hands connected my back. He presses adjacent to maine and voila! I consciousness boner done his way pants. I hesitate and scope down for it, and helium moves down from my backmost to my thorax and past lower. We dilatory jacked each different disconnected and ne'er spoke astir it again. This seems similar thing consecutive retired of a porno, but yeah... There it is! He got a woman the adjacent year, and I've since reconsidered my 'straightness.'"

JUST_LET_ME_FAP

18. "When I was younger, my buddy and I, who had been friends since kindergarten, were camping, and we played information oregon dare. Eventually, it escalated into america showing each different our dicks, past playing with our ain dicks with the different 1 watching. Then, rubbing each other's dicks with a sock connected our hand, and rubbing them without the sock. Then, we enactment our dicks successful each other's mouths. Finally, starring to wherever we were really engaging successful oral sex. It stopped earlier either of america came, and we spent the adjacent period being awkward astir each other. Then 3 months aboriginal it happened again, aforesaid thing, information oregon situation escalated to oral sex, nary orgasm."

"A mates of years spell by, it happens again, information oregon situation escalates to oral sex, and this clip we spell nuts. I deliberation this clip we were excited for it successful a mode earlier, erstwhile we would bash oral, it would beryllium for 15-second 'dares,' present it was going connected for a longer play of time. Until we reached a constituent wherever we were like, 'Alright, bash you conscionable privation to decorativeness off?' I did him archetypal and helium came successful my mouth, the program was to spit it out, but I felt if I did that I mightiness propulsion up (it had gagged me) truthful I swallowed. But erstwhile we were trying to get maine off, I don't cognize if I got turned off, oregon if helium conscionable wasn't bully astatine it, but I was ne'er capable to.

I'm straight. I americium successful nary mode attracted to men. But I volition admit that I loved that acquisition successful my teens, and I don't regret it. I'm benignant of disappointed I ne'er knew what it was similar to orgasm from a guy, but astatine the aforesaid time, I'm good with it."

INORGANIC_ADHESIVE

19. "Early successful highschool I was hanging retired with a person astir midnight. I wanted to chopped done the woods to home, but helium wouldn't spell done since helium thought it was dangerous. He said (maybe) jokingly that the lone mode he'd spell done the woods was if helium got a blowjob for it. I'd been a small curious, truthful I was like, 'Yes, spell into the woods, and I'll stroke you.' We went in, helium leaned against a tree, I got connected my knees and started to jack him off, and aft gingerly tasting it with my tongue, took him each the mode down my throat. It took astir 15 minutes, but helium came, and since I didn't cognize it was coming, helium came successful my mouth. Turns retired I truly liked the taste, truthful I swallowed it. We met up a fewer much times and tried each sorts of things together. *whispers* He enactment it successful my butt."

"Since then, though, I haven't thought astir being with a antheral much. There you go. There was my cheery experience."

Wellonetime

20. "Whenever I got stoned by myself, I would person cheery fantasies and beauteous overmuch chalked it disconnected to the weed. As the years went by, I experimented with different drugs, namely ecstasy, and would masturbate with a buttplug, which I recovered to beryllium highly pleasurable. Over the years, I recovered that I was lone attracted to women. Whenever I got high, I would inactive person the fantasies. Eventually, I ran into an particularly charismatic feline successful a barroom who was gay. In a infinitesimal of drunkenness, I went location with him. I ended up spending a drunken summertime of debauchery with him, with anal enactment respective times a day. Eventually, the drinking was excessively much, and I didn't truly consciousness similar myself, truthful I distanced myself, and we've lone seen each different erstwhile since."

"I inactive locomotion done the satellite reasoning lone of women, but occasionally I inactive fantasize astir the enactment we had. I don't regret it oregon consciousness atrocious astir it. It's hard to beryllium bisexual and person 2 wholly antithetic things going connected successful your mind.

90% of the time, I privation women. However, determination is surely the impulse to indulge successful the different 10%. Ideally, I would similar to person both, but I cognize that the script is unlikely.

The bittersweet portion is that I deliberation that tons of men retired determination are similar maine and can't truly beryllium honorable with everyone astir what they like. I'm not cheery capable to place arsenic gay, but I would bask the occasional fling. I dunno, I anticipation that different radical mightiness work this and relate."

ProtoDong

21. Lastly, "Back 1 summertime nighttime successful 2004, my person came implicit for immoderate beer, BBQ, and to ticker a DVD. After meal and respective beers (I was buzzed and inactive drinking), we were sitting successful my surviving country watching the movie erstwhile an incredibly blistery country came on. My hard-on was evident done the moving pants I was wearing, and I was conscionable drunk capable to support rubbing and touching myself lightly from the extracurricular of my pants, adjacent though my person was sitting close adjacent to me."

"As the movie neared its end, I kept massaging myself, and my person fto maine cognize that it was good if I wanted to 'take it out.' I pulled down the waistband of my pants and stroked my cock dilatory for him. After a fewer minutes, I looked up and successful his eyes, and helium took implicit stroking my cock for me. It felt astonishing to person idiosyncratic other hand-stroking maine successful my surviving country arsenic the movie's extremity credits played.

After a fewer minutes of stroking me, my person asks maine if it's good if helium sucked me. I agreed, and helium got down connected his knees and gave maine astir 10 minutes of large head, with maine finishing successful his mouth.

I had that instant post-orgasm regret/panic feeling, but helium laughed astatine maine successful a reassuring mode and said it's not a large deal, and I'm not the archetypal consecutive feline he's sucked off.

He and I are inactive adjacent friends, and we inactive fool astir unneurotic erstwhile each fewer weeks. It's awesome to person a person you tin substance whenever you privation immoderate astonishing head."

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Responses person been edited for length/clarity.

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