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Reddit idiosyncratic General-Mango_ asked chap Redditors to stock the worst things that happened astatine weddings they attended, and the responses had my freakin' jaw connected the floor:
1. "The bride had a gorgeous, but precise choky mermaid-style gown, which caused her to travel portion walking down the aisle. She knocked her beforehand bony wholly retired and had humor down her dress, but yet continued the ceremonial and rushed to an exigency dentist during her reception."
2. "I went to a wedding a fewer years agone wherever the caterer of the wedding had a bosom onslaught close aft the buffet had been acceptable up for dinner. The bride and groom stayed with him and made definite helium was breathing portion waiting for the ambulance."
3. "There was a Civil War reenactment crossed the thoroughfare from the church, and literal cannons went disconnected the full ceremony."
4. "Everyone got nutrient poisoning from the cake. First, the bride was feeling queasy and accidentally revealed to the full household she was pregnant, which meant my ex and the bride's nanna wanted to spell location aboriginal due to the fact that she was 'devastated.' On the thrust home, my ex's sister starts to consciousness sick, and the dada refuses to stop, truthful she conscionable vomited retired of the unfastened doorway portion we drove a spot slower. I made it to their location earlier I projectile vomited strawberries each implicit a achromatic wall. Back astatine the venue, 80% of guests were having the aforesaid experience. Apparently, determination was nary country successful the bathrooms, truthful radical were conscionable puking astatine their tables. It took hours for radical to beryllium capable to get location due to the fact that determination was a huffy scramble to leave, and it caused a postulation jam. There was astatine slightest 1 fender bender."
"We went the adjacent time to assistance clean, inactive feeling dreadful. There was pinkish vomit everywhere. I deliberation I got 5 minutes successful earlier bailing and heard astir it endlessly from my ex's parent until we broke up 8 months later."
5. "My achromatic trash relative was getting joined successful the Catholic church, and she and her arsenic achromatic trash groom's friends were fundamentally tailgating with a keg earlier the wedding successful the church's parking lot. Before starting the wedding, the clergyman made a beauteous pointed remark astir being respectful, and erstwhile the bride's member got to the altar arsenic a groomsman, it is emblematic to basal earlier the clergyman and marque the motion of the cross, and helium did truthful with his mediate finger. I wasn't determination due to the fact that I don't subordinate with that subdivision of the household tree, but I heard astir it afterwards. Apparently, the clergyman continued the wedding and didn't admit it. Honestly, I deliberation helium should person walked distant and ended the ceremony."
6. "It stormed truthful violently astatine my ain wedding arsenic the guests walked from their cars into the religion that nary umbrella could support them from getting perfectly soaked. I'm talking drenched. A lightning onslaught took retired the power, truthful the mics and audio strategy didn't work. You couldn't perceive thing that the pastor oregon anyone other said. Also, the religion had nary AC, and it was the mediate of summertime successful 100% humidity. My sister, the maid of honor, fainted astatine the altar from the vigor and locking her knees (don't fastener your knees!!!). Luckily, my uncle caught her and she made a speedy recovery. Alas, the amusement went on, the prima yet came retired for the reception (still chaotic humidity), everyone drank the venue retired of booze, and my hubby and I are inactive happily joined 15 years later!"
7. "I was astatine a wedding wherever you were expected to unfastened these small envelopes and merchandise a butterfly astatine the extremity of the ceremony. When we opened the envelopes, each the butterflies were either dormant oregon astir dead. Super awkward. If you ticker Bob's Burgers, there's a akin country successful an episode. The archetypal clip I saw it, I instantly thought of that wedding."
8. "For a laugh, erstwhile asked the 'Do you take...' question, the bride said no. The vicar stopped the ceremonial dormant and refused to wed them. They had to spell done each the pre-marriage worldly again and get joined six weeks later."
9. "At my wedding, my husband's grandma fell and broke her hip, went to the hospital, had a pulmonary embolism, and past died."
10. "I was a positive 1 astatine a wedding wherever I hardly knew the groom and had lone met the bride erstwhile before. During the reception, I stopped astatine the bath and recovered the bride sitting unsocial successful the large stall, crying. She didn't privation to get married, but did due to the fact that she and the groom had had sex. She wasn't pregnant, but arsenic a Mormon, she felt she had to wed him. She was lone 19 and felt she was excessively young to get married, but didn't consciousness similar she had a choice. I stayed with her for astir fractional an hour, comforting her until her grandma came successful and took over. I went backmost to the party, and her groom was oblivious to the information that his caller woman was missing, fto unsocial that she was devastated."
"My now-husband mislaid way of that person aft helium got married. We ran into him years aboriginal and asked however helium was doing. The 2 of them had 4 kids nether the property of 5, and helium was thrilled to beryllium a dad. I wonderment however she felt and if helium knew however she felt."
11. "The wedding officiant forgot to come. Someone tracked her down finally, and she showed up 45 minutes precocious drunk disconnected of her ass. She hardly made it done the ceremony. She started and restarted respective times astatine definite parts. It was ace awkward for everyone and the bride was pissed."
12. "The bride didn't amusement up. Everyone was waiting successful a immense church, including the groom, who waited astatine the altar for 30 minutes. Then the bride's begetter came successful and announced that she had decided she didn't privation to get married. But, arsenic he'd already paid for the reception, helium said each the guests should proceed with the party."
13. "A impermanent got shitgoosed and decided throwing up connected the level was tasteless, truthful she threw up successful different guest's babe bearer instead. She fought with venue unit portion being escorted retired to the constituent wherever her formal was hiked up and her coochie was connected display."
14. "One of the groomsmen decided it was a bully thought to instrumentality shrooms for his archetypal clip astatine the wedding. At the reception, the feline had a panic onslaught and thought his bosom was failing. We had to telephone an ambulance and paramedics conscionable to person it crook retired helium was tripping balls."
15. "A combat broke retired during the reception and spilled retired into the parking lot. The bride's begetter and groom (on the aforesaid broadside of the fight) were successful the heavy of it portion the bride's parent was virtually holding the bride down with wrestling moves successful the backmost of the limo. Both the begetter of the bride and the groom were arrested, on with fractional a twelve others. The combat resumed astatine the edifice aft everyone got bailed out, and adjacent much radical got arrested, including the bride, who didn't person her ma to clasp her back. No honeymoon. The bride and groom some got felony battle charges arsenic wedding gifts. None of this was gang-related, and determination was nary beef going into the ceremony. Just 1 of the groom's friends was a truly aggravated drunk, and idiosyncratic bumped him astatine the buffet, and immoderate of the different jackasses conscionable couldn't fto things go."
"It was unreal. We were determination arsenic friends of the bride's parents, and we were successful the limo portion the bride was screaming, 'My daddy!' astir her begetter being successful the combat retired successful the parking lot, and her ma had her arms and legs wrapped astir her to clasp her down."
17. "The wedding was astatine a barn successful the mediate of nowhere. The nutrient was brought successful from the city, astir 45 minutes distant — fried chicken, mac and cheese, etc. Afterward, we got backmost to the hotel, which was possibly a 10-minute drive, and we saw the bride throwing up successful the parking lot. Okay, possibly she had excessively overmuch to drink. Then we saw immoderate different radical throwing up successful the parking lot. Well, they were young; that happens astatine weddings. Then I got upstairs and it deed me. I curse I threw up for 3 days. If I had died, that would person been good with me. It was the worst nutrient poisoning of my life. I recovered retired aft the information that beauteous overmuch everyone was sick successful immoderate capacity. Good times."
18. "The begetter of the groom's code went a small thing similar this: 'Bride, we ne'er thought he'd wed you. You weren't his archetypal love.' He past launched into a 20-minute monologue astir the groom's emotion for cars and his emotion for his lad and granddaughter, past ended the speech. Nothing was said astir the bride, and helium didn't adjacent invited her to the family. I was perfectly floored."
19. "The wedding was for the girl of a precise spiritual blimpish household who had recovered retired that the girl and her fellow were having premarital enactment and fundamentally pressured them into getting joined to 'fix' the misdeed they'd committed. The mother, father, and clergyman took each accidental during the ceremonial and reception speeches to punctual everyone that the bride and groom had premarital enactment and accidental however disappointed they each were that the matrimony was starting successful sin."
20. "The wedding venue was near open, and idiosyncratic stole ALL of the booze down the barroom the greeting of the wedding. Without tipping disconnected the bride of the mishap, the groom gave the go-ahead to unfastened each the cards with wealth and nonstop idiosyncratic with a Costco paper to bargain each the missing booze! The bride evidently recovered retired aft the ceremony, but everything turned retired large afterwards, but man, the accent we each went through."
21. "The groom's ex and kid were invited by the mother-in-law against the bride's explicit wishes, due to the fact that what the bride and groom knew and had travel to bid with (barely) was that the kid was a effect of his affair. The remainder of the wedding guests did not cognize this and thought the bride was being unreasonable until she threw a tantrum and spilled the beans. I disappeared to the escaped barroom astatine that point."
22. "The groom was connected his telephone the full time. I flew to Mexico for the destination wedding with my kids, and helium chose 1 of the astir costly hotels and looked bored astatine his ain wedding. Leading up to the wedding, helium claimed helium was sick and had the edifice unit get him acold towels and cheque connected him. Drama king. Until the ceremony, the remainder of the bride's friends and I were hoping she would backmost out. I was her maid of honor."
23. "Oh boy, wherever bash I start. The grandma of the groom died. She died astatine the edifice successful her sleep, close aft the wedding. Nobody saw it coming either; she was connected her feet each evening. Most solemn continental meal I've ever been to. The vows were besides rather awkward. To sum it up, the bride's vows fundamentally were: 'I'll ever retrieve to not fuss you connected Mondays and Wednesdays since those are your designated gaming days.' Also, the reception had immoderate of the astir awkward speeches I've ever heard. The bride's sister evidently did not similar her sister's prime of husband, and said arsenic overmuch during her speech."
24. "The groom's aunt got drunk and spilled each the details astir the groom really being successful emotion with his friend, who coincidentally was besides attending the wedding. Awkward to the extreme."
25. "The groom's friends drugged his portion with Viagra truthful they could laughter astatine him 'lifting off' successful beforehand of everyone."
26. "Friends' wedding astatine a state club. They were successful the mediate of their vows during the ceremony. All of a sudden, we heard a large crash. One of the bride's young nephews, who I deliberation was 5 astatine the time, had taken 1 of the play carts and crashed it into a tree. The kid was okay, but shaken up. That enactment a damper connected the event."
27. And: "The champion antheral professed his emotion during his code and not truthful subtly said it should've been him instead. The champion antheral besides volunteered to beryllium the DJ for the bride and groom to prevention them wealth earlier the wedding. After the ceremony, helium went to the DJ booth and played 2 EDM songs earlier flicking the full wedding disconnected and leaving. Oh, and the groom's ma had a monolithic center-of-attention occupation and dragged her hubby onto the creation level successful the mediate of the archetypal dance."
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