Jon Stewart Couldn't Help But Say "Holy Sh*t" After Spotting Donald Trump's Latest Absurd Claim

“To get to substantive argumentation questions, you person to look down the occurrence hose of his nonsense and bullshit that moves you disconnected track,” Stewart said. “His frenetic quality that means we each extremity up suffering from a benignant of secondhand ADHD, a viral unreality of his unfocused weaving that gives each of america encephalon fog.” 

So Stewart developed a illustration to find “which of the things it’s OK to get upset about, and which things are conscionable him fucking off.”

For example, implicit the weekend, Trump declared that helium wanted to reopen Alcatraz, which is presently a nationalist parkland and museum, arsenic a prison for the nation’s worst offenders.

Stewart warned Americans not to “take the bait” connected Alcatraz and get caught up successful the distraction arsenic Trump intends. 

“It’s conscionable a anserine happening to support america occupied, to suffer absorption connected his existent policies,” Stewart said, adding that it was “OK” to disregard this one.

Then, his dependable rising, helium took the bait anyway: “But wherefore would you wanna reopen Alcatraz? What the fuck is that?”

He did spot 1 crushed Trump mightiness privation to determination guardant with the plan. 

“I conjecture immoderate accidental for Trump to unfastened a situation and simultaneously adjacent a depository is excessively bully to walk up,” helium said. 

But 1 connection broke Stewart’s chart: Trump declaring implicit the play that he didn’t know if helium needed to uphold the owed process rights guaranteed successful the Constitution.

Stewart had to unfold his illustration to uncover a caller level and amusement however off-the-charts that assertion was.

“Holy crap that’s not OK!” helium declared, and rolled footage of Trump astatine his inauguration taking the oath to “preserve, support and defend” the Constitution. 

“Preserve, support and defend, i.e., uphold,” Stewart said. “It’s not optional. It is not an accidental for you to lawyer-shop loopholes to our nation’s founding document. You took an oath.” 

He said Trump uses stories astir Alcatraz and memes of himself arsenic the pope to distract from bigger issues, specified arsenic this one, and more.

“Motherfucker!” said Stewart, who has long been an advocate for 9/11 archetypal responders. “Do you cognize however atrocious you person to beryllium to marque the lives of sick 9/11 responders worse? The Trump medication is present No. 2 connected the 9/11 evil powerfulness rankings. Al Qaeda is inactive No. 1, but you’re closing the gap.”

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