“I Wish That Had Never Happened": Girls Of Reddit Are Sharing The Most Embarrassing Things Guys Have Ever Said After Sex, And My Secondhand Embarrassment Is Off The Charts

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1. "He was looking astatine maine and said, “You know, I wanted to support doing this regularly, but you reeeeeally look a batch similar my sister. I cognize that’s truthful creepy, and I’m sorry… pause I’m definite we could enactment astir it, though.”"

2. "I erstwhile dated a feline who would inquire maine however galore times I came aft shoving 3 adust fingers into my virgin vagina. Zero. Zero was the reply to that. He besides thought helium was a enactment deity and perpetually told maine however bully helium was going to marque maine feel, since helium was “so overmuch much experienced” than me."

3. "'I’m truly not that into Black girls usually. I mean, let’s beryllium honest—I’m astir apt conscionable attracted to your achromatic half.' I’m mixed-race. He made comments astir my ethnicity the full clip we were hooking up."

4. "I’d hooked up with this feline a fewer times before. I gave him a blowjob and swallowed, assuming that astatine this point, we were benignant of close. No large deal. Immediately after, helium looked astatine maine and said, “That’s disgusting.” I told him that was the worst imaginable happening helium could accidental to a pistillate who had conscionable generously serviced him, and I sent him retired of my flat earlier helium adjacent had a accidental to enactment his socks on."

5. "This wasn’t during sex, but I deliberation it’s inactive relevant. I was making retired with a feline I liked freshman twelvemonth of college. He was precise Catholic, though I didn’t recognize it astatine the time. I wouldn’t usually constituent that out—I genuinely don’t care—but it’s applicable to the story. At immoderate constituent portion we were making out, helium stopped and enactment connected what was intelligibly meant to beryllium a sultry expression. His dependable dropped by astir an octave and a half, and helium said: “You marque maine privation to spell to confession.” Things ended there."

6. "This happened during my archetypal clip having sex, which was with a feline I’d been bully friends with and had a crush connected for astir 4 years. He slid in, thrust possibly 5 times, past stopped and said, “Congratulations, you’re nary longer a virgin.” He pulled out, started getting dressed, glanced astatine the clock, and casually added, “Oh man, look astatine the time. I’ve gotta spell babysit.” I ne'er talked to him again."

7. "He was precise religious, and we were some astir 19. It was his archetypal time. He got up and said, and I quote, “I privation that had ne'er happened,” past helium left."

8. "We were having enactment connected the beach, surrounded by phosphorescence, and it was genuinely romantic. We switched positions truthful helium was down maine portion I leaned implicit a log. I squeezed my legs together, and helium groaned, “Wow, that feels amazing. Have you been taking lessons from Heather?” I was truthful shocked and truthful awkward that I didn’t accidental anything. He followed it up with, “Ha, I’m amazed you didn’t slap maine for saying that. Most girls astir apt would.” All the while, helium kept thrusting. Bravo, genius."

9. "Right aft a league with this feline consecutive retired of Texas, my ears were treated to this gem: "Pheww... Ne'er fooked uh Chyna pistillate befow." For the record, I’m Korean. You asshole."

10. "My ex utilized to work Clive Cussler novels and different worldly similar that. Anyway, successful 1 of those books, helium came crossed what helium thought was a truly sexy enactment to usage during sex: “I’m going to ream you retired with my large fencepost.” He besides utilized the connection “nookie.” Ever since then, I haven’t been capable to support a narration with anyone who likes to speech during the act."

11. "After sex, which lasted possibly 2 minutes, and I’m being generous, helium stood up, knelt connected the level adjacent to the bed, and said, “Holy shit, your ass is truthful choky and bouncy. My ex-wife’s ass is truthful flabby.” That made things incredibly awkward. Not to mention, he’d told maine helium was dominant, and yet perfectly thing astir the acquisition made maine consciousness submissive oregon thing adjacent to it."

12. "My archetypal boyfriend’s archetypal words aft we had enactment for the archetypal clip were, “Nothing tin bushed that for accent relief!” He past went connected to archer maine my nipples were excessively big, 1 of my boobs was somewhat smaller than the other, and that my clit didn’t look similar the ones he’d seen successful his dad’s movies. It was 8 years earlier different antheral saw maine naked."

13. "I was a virgin. I was dry. He forced himself wrong me. I screamed. He got disconnected me, noticed I was bleeding heavily, and the archetypal happening helium said was, “Get disconnected my bed.” I hemorrhaged each time until I yet got home, with humor moving down my leg."

14. "This guy’s mode of showing helium liked someone, archetypal twelvemonth of uni, was done insults. So portion we were having sex, helium kept making comments that made maine cringe truthful severely I inactive deliberation astir them to this day. “I can’t judge however rapidly you took your apparel off,” “You’re truthful gay,” and “Why did you accidental my dick is big?” Then, aft we were done, helium goes, “Round two?” I told him I had coursework to do. Just no, dude.

15. "Most embarrassing: being told we had to halt halfway due to the fact that I was “too loud,” and helium was disquieted his neighbors connected the different broadside of the stairwell would perceive me. To marque it worse, helium stopped talking to maine aft that."

16. "I erstwhile had a feline marque amusive of maine for breathing heavy during sex. I was truly self-conscious astir it for a agelong time, until I asked respective guys I dated aft him whether it bothered them, and nary 1 noticed thing retired of the ordinary."

17. "This was good earlier I got joined and each that. I met a feline who was cute, but precise overmuch the benignant who thought helium was mode sexier than helium really was. We ended up hooking up, and afterward helium said, “You’re 1 of the slightest charismatic girls I’ve ever had enactment with, but you marque maine consciousness truthful good.” I genuinely didn’t cognize what to say, truthful I conscionable said, “Thanks.”"

18. "This is late, but I was making retired with a feline when, successful the vigor of the moment, helium stopped, looked astatine me, and said, “I person herpes,” past instantly dove backmost successful for kisses. I started laughing due to the fact that I thought helium was joking. He wasn’t."

19. "This happened years agone erstwhile I was astatine university. I had a precise flirtatious narration with a friend, idiosyncratic I genuinely liked and saw imaginable with. It felt similar determination mightiness beryllium thing more, particularly since we ever seemed drawn to each other. After a drunken night, we ended up having unthinkable sex. In the afterglow, portion we were cuddling and I was inactive successful a dreamy haze, helium asked maine if my best friend was azygous and whether I could springiness him her number."

20. "“How overmuch enactment HAVE you had?”—in notation to the information that helium thought my vagina wasn’t choky astatine all. Needless to say, we did not finish. He was promptly escorted retired the doorway soon aft that comment."

21. "Before sex: “I’m waiting for the time you instrumentality disconnected your apparel and your bra and underwear really match.” After sex: “Do you bash squats? You should truly commencement doing squats.”"

22. "“Do you deliberation I should hitch my butt better? Could you odor it? I figured since we were naked, you mightiness beryllium capable to.” Internal monologue, bro. Internal."

23. "He’d conscionable finished, and I hadn’t. He rolled implicit and said, “You know, my ex utilized to orgasm 10 times.” What bash you adjacent accidental to that?"

Reading done these was adjacent parts horrifying and intolerable to look away. Let maine cognize what you deliberation successful the comments!

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