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Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we tin bring you the worthwhile moments that inactive beryllium there, curated and escaped of the surrounding chaos.
American authorities — well, frankly, planetary authorities — is chaos close now, but I find it comforting to cognize I'm not unsocial successful reasoning the satellite has gone bananas. So, present are 46 of the champion and astir relatable governmental tweets from the past week:
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You occasionally get a infinitesimal that symbolizes everything incorrect with this country. In this lawsuit it's a U.S. Marine seasoned screaming retired that nary 1 wants to combat for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A cleanable encapsulation of US overseas policy. pic.twitter.com/FqgSvodurk
— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) March 4, 202621.
US: “It was a preemptive onslaught connected Iran”
Pentagon: “No motion that Iran was going to onslaught first”
US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, past Iran would person attacked us, truthful we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡
This is beyond satire.
pic.twitter.com/Y6wRzO2CHx
Fox News / Via Twitter: @DearthOfSid
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Lawrence O’Donnell: “The lone president successful history, who successful the 3rd time of a war, is talking to the satellite astir the drapes that helium chose.”
Motherfucker is giving a drapery update 3 days into a war. Imagine FDR updating America connected his cloth swatches during D-Day. pic.twitter.com/b1yuK7xnWW
MS Now / Via Twitter: @AntiTrumpCanada
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I knew my teenage lad was going to get into the liquor furniture aft I fell dormant and past spell thoroughfare racing. To forestall that, I drank each the booze myself, got into the car, and crashed it into the nearest oak tree.
It was the liable happening to do.
Fox News / Via Twitter: @RyanMcCubbinTX
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Moskowitz: "Let maine congratulate the erstwhile Homeland Security Secretary connected her assignment to beryllium the Shield of Americas, which I'm beauteous definite the president came up with erstwhile helium watched the past Avengers movie" pic.twitter.com/zapJmvuHpS
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 5, 2026MS Now / Via Twitter: @atrupar
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Talarico: They're going to propulsion everything they person astatine us. They're going to telephone maine a extremist leftist. They're going to telephone maine a fake Christian. They'll telephone our question un-American. They'll telephone america a threat. The lone information is we are a menace to their corrupt system. pic.twitter.com/RZo22kR78q
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2026MS Now / Via Twitter: @Acyn
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