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Recently, Reddit idiosyncratic South-Truck-3061 asked, "What's the wildest happening you've ever seen hap astatine a enactment party?" and radical had immoderate chaotic stories to share. Here are immoderate of the astir memorable.
1. "We had a chick get highly belligerent and tried to thrust herself home. An enforcement and her nonstop manager ran retired to the parking batch to halt her, wherever the pistillate proceeded to wrestle and punch some of them successful the look to get into her car. She past drove into the water 300 feet away..."
2. "A pistillate I worked with benignant of ironically tried to photocopy her bare bottom, but the solid broke. Her bottommost got each chopped up, and paramedics had to instrumentality her retired connected a stretcher."
3. "A person invited maine to his enactment enactment to conscionable immoderate of his coworkers. One of the managers determination was a notorious asshole, and helium had been drinking a batch that night, which conscionable made him worse. Anyway, I was watching him reason with 1 of the employees astir something; the manager's look was turning red. Suddenly, I kid you not, helium pulled an existent weapon from nether his blazer, pointed it an inch from the employee's face, and pulled the trigger. Thankfully, the weapon didn't spell disconnected arsenic it was a single-action, and helium forgot to propulsion backmost the hammer. He past started to cock the gun, but 2 different radical astatine the enactment jumped him and took the firearm distant earlier helium could bash anything. The constabulary arrived soon and arrested him. Turns out, helium was truthful drunk that helium made up a script successful his caput that this employee, who was young and handsome, was seemingly cheating with his wife, adjacent though the feline had ne'er met her."
4. "A coworker successful my section won the Employee of the Year grant successful a 10,000+ worker corporation, which was announced astatine the yearly vacation party. As our subdivision manager was presenting the award, the victor was perfectly plastered and threw up each implicit the manager mid-speech. My coworker ended up leaving the institution a fewer weeks later."
5. "The quiescent HR manager got drunk, grabbed the mic, and started listing who was sleeping with whom. The enactment ended. Careers ended. HR ended."
6. "Bank Christmas party. One of the subdivision managers got drunk and got into a precise large combat with her husband. It culminated successful her getting successful her car and trying to tally him implicit aft helium tried to instrumentality her keys. She deed different car; cops arrested her, and she got demoted astatine the bank."
7. "A dude crashed the signifier astatine the karaoke barroom and got told to permission by the barroom unit immediately. He refused, truthful they virtually carried him hog-tied and physically tossed him retired the door. It was unthinkable to witness, particularly since the feline successful question was a implicit shithead."
8. "A feline fell done a ceiling tile. The feline lived successful the office, not definite however she got up successful the ceiling. She astir landed connected the boss's head."
9. "The caput of income performed a topless array creation earlier her hubby grabbed her and walked retired with her implicit his shoulder."
10. "My brag made retired with an employee's woman astatine the barroom erstwhile they were some hammered."
11. "The CFO paid for unit to get blowjobs from strippers connected the institution disbursal account."
12. "A vocation scam creator who conscionable didn't privation to enactment got hired astatine a pharmaceutical institution wherever I worked...Within 2 weeks, helium 'injured' himself accidentally. And was gone six months connected enactment comp. The week helium came backmost was an bureau party, and determination were tennis courts. During a match, helium collapsed, and an ambulance was called. He was gone for different six months. Then helium quit. He lone worked 3 weeks and got paid for similar a year."
13. "We had our yearly brew pong tourney astatine the caput of HR's house, and 1 dude got blackout and wandered into a impermanent country and passed out. Everyone yet left, and the big went to bed, reasoning everyone had left. She was woken up astatine 3 a.m. by this dude wandering into her bedroom, opening her closet, and pissing connected her shoes. She didn't admit him successful the acheronian and conscionable saw an chartless antheral with his dick retired successful her chamber successful the mediate of the night, truthful she screamed and fled the house. Outside, she called the police, who came and recovered the dude. They didn't apprehension him, but helium was fired, and sadly, it was the past clip we had the tourney."
14. "The caput of income got truly drunk and forgot helium was expected to MC the full party. He got up and instantly started to insult the wives of each the executives, calling them ugly. That was the past Christmas enactment that they allowed alcohol."
15. "We were astatine a edifice successful FL with existent alligators connected show successful a terrarium. One of the guys from the UK got truthful drunk helium jumped into the vessel with the alligators to effort and wrestle one. Luckily for him, the gators were each little than 1 meter. He was collected by edifice information and fired the adjacent day."
16. "My boss, astatine the time, play-whipped our determination manager (who was dressed arsenic a sexy cop; it was a enactment Halloween party) connected the boardroom array portion she yelled, 'Yes, springiness it to maine harder.' I had nary words that day, lmao."
"He was dressed up similar a circus ringing leader, that's wherefore helium had the whip!"
17. "One weekend, the brag invited america to his location for a BBQ to observe a palmy project. We arrived, and helium was hammered. It was 11 a.m. At 12, helium decided to footwear connected the BBQ. He turned connected the state but didn't spark it close away, due to the fact that helium was mid convo. A fewer minutes later, helium deed the ignition button, but thing happened. So helium grabbed a lighter, opened the lid, and, close erstwhile helium enactment the lighter in... whoosh. A fireball consumed his precocious torso, face, and hair. He had the wherewithal to crook successful the absorption of the excavation adjacent to him and marque a beeline for it, but helium was excessively drunk to spot the outdoor ottoman betwixt him and the water. He tripped implicit it astatine afloat velocity and landed with his look first, hitting the ground. Unfortunately, helium ne'er made it to the water, but luckily, the velocity astatine which his look deed the crushed really enactment the occurrence out. He ended up with a breached nose, missing eyebrows, and antheral signifier baldness."
18. "Not truly a enactment party, much truthful a enactment trip. We were each astatine the bar, and our caller prosecute was a middle-aged woman. Unbeknownst to america astatine the time, she had a drinking problem. She was trying to 'cheer up' 1 of the different bureau girls and flashed her, besides flashing the full barroom portion the institution proprietor was there. An enactment that makes up each the rules and regulations we person to travel was besides determination and witnessed the full thing. This was virtually a get-together for my brag to conscionable his different imaginable partners, arsenic helium was trying to get a spot successful their enactment to assistance america successful the agelong run. Needless to say, she was fired close aft we returned to our authorities lol. This was connected time 2 of our 10-day enactment trip."
19. "I mislaid my virginity whilst successful 1 of the bath stalls. Someone reached implicit a divider and poured a full ass brew connected us. Her boyfriend, our coworker, punched a spread successful the partition aft uncovering out. Then we each took the aforesaid manager backmost into town. It was a tense ride."
20. "Party was themed truthful radical dressed up...me included. Two ladies from IT came dressed up similar they were successful Roller Derby, flashy outfit, roller skates on....the full bit. The 2 ladies were skating astir the venue, drinking and eating canapes, enjoying themselves. A small later, the euphony got turned up, and 1 of them was a fewer achromatic wines into the evening and retired connected the creation floor, successful roller skates. Well, she had a fall. A large 1 and look planted the floor....hard. humor everywhere. An ambulance was called to assistance her and instrumentality her to the hospital, wherever they did X-rays and saw that it's similar she has been successful a motorbike mishap wearing an open-face helmet. She broke her nose, cheekbones, and sinuses. Surgeons were brought successful to spot what could beryllium done. I didn't spot her for immoderate clip aft that arsenic she had to person aggregate surgeries to rebuild her look and nose."
21. "At the Christmas enactment years ago, everyone got kinda lit. Dude tried to prime up the caput of HR (older lady) for immoderate reason. He mislaid his equilibrium and fell implicit backwards, fundamentally assemblage slamming her done a array WWE style. Nobody got fired, but we couldn't person amusive Christmas parties anymore. :/"
22. "My pistillate CEO invited everyone successful the bureau to a unrecorded enactment show. Both antheral and pistillate employees were invited. And astir of america went. So aboriginal that evening, I recovered myself with a beforehand enactment seat, little than 2 meters distant from a mates having enactment connected a rotating signifier nether glaring, agleam lights, surrounded by 100 oregon truthful chain-smoking men, positive the contingent from our office. There was immoderate cheesy anthemic euphony playing portion they were going astatine it, and close arsenic the euphony reached its climax, truthful did the performers. It was genuinely impressive. The adjacent time we returned to work, shared a fewer giggles, but it was nary large deal."
"This was successful Macau implicit 15 years ago. Our institution was successful the tourism business, truthful we got a batch of escaped invitations to antithetic shows astir town. I don’t cognize if Macau contiguous is inactive arsenic seedy arsenic it utilized to be, but backmost past it was the chaotic west."
23. "We were having a enactment successful a edifice ballroom benignant of place, and 1 of the women went extracurricular the partition of solid windows with her fellow and had enactment successful a blistery tub. They were truthful drunk they had nary thought astatine the clip the full section could spot them from wherever everyone other was inactive lasting astir having cocktails."
24. "A immense firm Xmas enactment had respective 100 radical there. They gave retired raffle tickets astatine the door, and determination was an unfastened bar; they were adjacent serving maine a 19-year-old that intelligibly looked 19. A disgruntled worker who was getting louder, angrier, and drunker by the infinitesimal and was openly pissing connected the institution to anyone wrong earshot won the expansive raffle prize. He had to spell upto the signifier to judge it and saya fewer words into the microphone. His brag acted similar it was Forrest Gump, wherever the service feline races up to unplug the microphone. The disgruntled worker got disconnected a mates of F-bombs earlier the mic was pulled. But past helium started yelling truthful we could hear. He threw his prize down connected the crushed and walked retired the beforehand door."
25. "The president of the institution broke up with her fiancé and made retired with an intern connected the creation floor. She was backmost with her fiancé the adjacent week. They’ve present been joined for two-plus years."
26. "There was an Everclear changeable contention betwixt a ~25-year-old feline and a ~50-year-old guy. Both ended up successful the hospital, and the 50-year-old was unconscious and connected a ventilator for a week. No much intoxicant allowed connected institution spot aft that."
27. "Someone brought successful a John Deere ride-on mower for fun. It was an advertisement agency, truthful each the radical were smoking and drunk connected whiskey. Then a caput got connected the mower, mislaid power of it, and shredded a guy's foot. There was carnage and humor everywhere."
28. "Heavily drunk and heavy large co-worker near the enactment to spell retired the beforehand of the gathering for a cigarette, past pulled disconnected her panties and did a crap successful the mediate of the street, successful beforehand of police."
29. "At the institution Christmas party, some the proprietor and his woman separately cheated connected the different one..."
"They started divorcement proceedings soon thereafter."
30. "The proprietor of aggregate urgent attraction clinics had unrecorded goldfish successful bowls successful the halfway of each array astatine the Christmas party. He proceeded to get blackout drunk, swallow 4 goldfish, past sing Metallica with the band."
31. "I was moving for a startup successful the precocious 90s during the dot-com boom. After a enactment enactment astatine the office, I had enactment with the CEO's adjunct connected the CEO's desk. Then again, connected the league table."
32. "I caught our joined selling manager (M46) going astatine it with our intern (F22) successful the toilets. They did not look to announcement anyone had walked in, and she seemed to beryllium intelligibly (and loudly) enjoying it, truthful I conscionable awkwardly backed retired and near them to it."
33. "One of my clients (a ample Texas company) had a caller prosecute articulation a fewer days earlier their Christmas enactment (December 2025). He was a elder vice president oregon thing and proceeded to get highly drunk and commencement bragging astir his ties to the KGB and Putin, and however galore millions helium laundered for them earlier joining. The adjacent day, I was successful their office, and everyone was asking however the hellhole helium managed to walk inheritance checks."
34. "We hired a autobus for a enactment function. It was a winery circuit ending with a bully meal. On the autobus thrust backmost connected a windy gorge road, with obscurity to stop, idiosyncratic toward the backmost tried to pee successful a brew vessel (there were drinks connected the bus). It overflowed by a ample amount, and the pee flowed down the autobus aisle similar a river, each the mode to the door."
35. "My brag was getting hammered connected espresso martinis and demanded a radical of america spell with him to the liquor store, wherever helium deed a dumpster driving idiosyncratic else's SUV, dragged america to a club, lone to get kicked out, past broke his femur trying to beryllium helium was inactive diversion and could leap a fence. Good times."
36. "Company meal astatine Cracker Barrel: immoderate dude connected the attraction squad saw 1 of our pistillate leasing agents get up to spell to the ladies' room, and truthful helium decided to spell and inhale her spot cushion successful beforehand of each of us. Buddy was gone beauteous fast."
37. "My boss's parent died mid-Christmas party. I was a small late, and I walked successful with the paramedics, and they pronounced her dormant connected site. The enactment continued, and everyone acted arsenic if thing had happened. All I cognize is I took my Christmas bonus and ran arsenic accelerated arsenic I could."
"She was ooooold and was surviving with them (my boss) successful a hospice-type situation. So I’m definite it came arsenic nary existent astonishment to them, but to the remainder of america it was conscionable a bummer considering the circumstances."
38. "My boss's member paid a stripper to whip 1 of the workers we each hated with a leather belt, the dumb arse idiosyncratic agreed to it, the stripper whipped him doubly connected his bare arse, but the 3rd clip my boss's member took the loop and deed him with the unit of God himself. This happened connected a Saturday night, we each inactive had enactment connected the pursuing Monday, but the feline who got whipped didn't marque it successful until Wednesday and inactive believed that 3rd deed that made sitting down oregon lying connected his backmost for fractional a week intolerable came from a tiny 5-foot-tall stripper."
39. "A younger feline astatine the institution got blackout drunk and was hitting connected and speaking inappropriately to 1 of the pistillate execs. He got fired connected the spot and was told to leave. He showed up to enactment connected Monday and didn't retrieve getting fired. They escorted him out."
40. "My manager got tazed down a formation of stairs, resulting successful his apprehension and surgeries that enactment him retired of enactment for a while. Then, ultimately, fto go. They tried to screen it up, and helium would video telephone into meetings with each the lights disconnected and his hood up similar evil Kermit. 😆"
41. "We flew down to an all-inclusive edifice successful Mexico for what was a three-day trip. One of the guys didn't adjacent marque it past the lobby barroom by check-in. He ended up pissing successful the infinity pool, warring the unit and past the Mexican police, spent the nighttime successful jail, and was enactment connected the archetypal formation backmost location the adjacent morning. Never adjacent got to his room. A abstracted worker got held by the portion nine overnight due to the fact that helium couldn't wage his measure and had to beryllium brought backmost by a VP the pursuing morning."
42. "This is secondhand from an bureau manager who was successful complaint of organizing bureau parties. One time, they booked a photobooth — atrocious idea. The photos were each disposable for anyone who had a nexus to the set, and respective spouses saw what was going connected betwixt coworkers. No much photograph booths astatine bureau parties."
43. "My occupation held a summertime enactment connected their parking lot, but near the doorway to the depot open. They had a full roasted pig astatine the buffet. As radical yet got much drunk, they stole the pig's caput and carried it into the depot and into the offices, wherever they placed it connected apical of the boss's desk. They near it successful determination implicit the play successful the summertime heat. When the brag came backmost successful connected Monday, helium was greeted by a stinking pig's head. After that, they made definite to ever fastener the doors."
44. "An older pistillate successful her aboriginal sixties gave her adopted brother, who she grew up with, a thigh creation (fully clothed but still...)."
45. "Senior VP successful the institution got blackout drunk during the institution Christmas party, and portion successful an elevator to leave, helium dropped his pants and peed successful the country of the elevator that was afloat of employees. Immediate termination aft being with the institution since the beginning."
46. "I managed an lawsuit venue wherever different companies held enactment parties. One that stands retired is I was moving during a vacation enactment for immoderate achromatic collar company. I was chit-chatting with immoderate of the attendees betwixt duties erstwhile this mid-50s feline walked successful with a 20-year-old pistillate connected his arm. One of the ladies I was talking to looked up and said successful utter shock, 'That's not his wife.'"
"People were talking astir it similar chaotic each done the event. I gathered implicit the people of the evening that the feline didn't archer his woman astir the enactment and alternatively told her helium was going connected a enactment trip. He brought the broadside portion to the enactment and planned to walk the play with her astatine a hotel. He assumed nary 1 astatine enactment would deliberation doubly astir it, I guess. Anyway, they some got plastered ace rapidly (I'd beryllium shocked if she was of ineligible property to beryllium drinking), and astir an hr later, who showed up astatine the party? Yep! Dude's wife. She walked up to him and pushed him into a catering table, past full-on sucker punched the girl. She had a breached chemoreceptor from the looks of it; determination was humor everywhere. The woman said thing astir calling a lawyer (for the divorcement oregon the battle charges, I don't know), but went backmost retired the beforehand doorway to the Uber that she'd seemingly told to hold for her. She hopped successful and drove disconnected into the night. Cheater McDickface took his day to the hospital, but not earlier she tripped and smacked her look AGAIN connected the wood level close earlier they made it retired the door. Someone other drove them to the hospital, from what it looked like. This was each astatine similar 9:30 p.m. The enactment was acceptable to proceed until midnight, but it beauteous overmuch wrapped up implicit the adjacent hour. I got to spell location aboriginal and archer the communicative to my coworkers implicit the adjacent week."
47. "Recently, astatine our institution Christmas party, aft possibly similar 3 drinks, my coworker consecutive up told the proprietor of our institution that she doesn't bash immoderate work. At all. She pretends to beryllium engaged and stays connected Teams calls with 1 peculiar coworker each day, a mates of times a week, truthful it looks similar they're successful meetings. I was similar 12-14 drinks successful by the extremity of the night, and you inactive couldn't person h2o boarded that benignant of confession retired of maine if I was doing the aforesaid thing."
48. "A manager punched a VP successful the look (with aggregate witnesses). The VP had to contiguous the adjacent greeting with a afloat achromatic eye. The manager inactive works present six years later."
49. And finally...I'm truthful atrocious you person to work this, but I did, truthful present you bash too..."I walked successful connected 2 coworkers successful an unlocked backstage bath sitting butt to butt connected the toilet, pooping astatine the aforesaid time, specified that their turds were mixing successful the bowl."
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