31 Men Who Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Dumber Than Any Man You've Ever Dated

We've asked members of the BuzzFeed Community respective times to stock the dumbest happening idiosyncratic they knew said. And a batch of them shared idiotic things their boyfriends oregon husbands said, truthful present are the funniest ones:

1. "My archetypal fellow thought that a woman's breasts inflated during enactment similar a man's penis does."

—Anonymous

2. "We were talking astir dinosaurs and helium was shocked to perceive they were real. Then helium proceeded to inquire maine if they truly breathed fire. He thought dinosaurs and dragons were the aforesaid thing."

—u/alixnkxng

3. "I dated a feline who erstwhile asked maine wherefore I 'use truthful overmuch toilet paper' each clip I travel implicit to his apartment. I asked him to elaborate connected what helium meant by that, and helium said determination was nary request to hitch each clip and wanted to cognize if I was conscionable wasteful. I had to pass him that women bash so person to hitch each azygous clip we pee."

—Anonymous

4. "An ex-boyfriend of mine, erstwhile we were together, seemed profoundly confused erstwhile I informed him that, no, a pistillate can’t get large from oral sex. He was 27 oregon 28 astatine the time."

—Anonymous

5. "I dated a feline successful my younger years who prided himself connected being a womanizer. One day, helium bragged that helium was a 'connosis' of women. Totally confused, the wheels successful my caput started spinning. Then I said to him, 'Do you mean a connoisseur?' He said, 'Oh yeah, that's it.'"

6. "I was successful the hospital, and my fellow astatine the clip sent maine a substance with a representation of an receptor of maize that helium conscionable peeled and asked if it had gone atrocious due to the fact that it was yellow. He thought it turned yellowish from cooking. He was 40!"

7. "He thought an ovum came retired erstwhile idiosyncratic finished their period. Like…a chickenhearted egg."

—AbsolutelyNotMothman

8. "I started my play and went into the store and reached implicit to drawback a container of ample tampons. He swatted my manus distant and said, 'You don't request that size.' I was stunned that helium was trying to archer maine what benignant of tampon I needed based connected size. The tampon size you get is based connected the magnitude of travel you have. I did wed him, and it was the biggest mistake of my life."

—Anonymous

9. "My ex-boyfriend was acrophobic astir having periodic nighttime sweats, truthful helium Googled it. He proceeded to archer maine helium has menopause."

—Anonymous

10. "My hubby and I were discussing our neighbor, who conscionable got diagnosed with prostate cancer, and my hubby said that helium should astir apt get his prostate examined. Then helium looked astatine maine and said, 'Hon, you should astir apt get your prostate checked too!' I told him that women don't person prostates."

—lunaamethyst8124

11. "My fellow astatine the clip thought that erstwhile radical accidental they bought a location with 'cash' that the buyers really brought successful bags of currency to wage for the property."

—Anonymous

12. "My ex successful assemblage thought each women could conscionable secrete bosom beverage connected demand. He asked to effort immoderate of mine, and was shocked erstwhile I informed him that, successful fact, I needed to person a babe first."

—Anonymous

13. "I took my fellow (who is cisgender) astatine the clip to the doc implicit immoderate tummy issues helium was having, and erstwhile the doc asked him what benignant of problems helium was having, helium precise earnestly answered, 'I’m not sure. All I cognize is I’m hurting truly bad, I deliberation it’s my ovaries.'"

—Anonymous

14. "He asked, 'Does it consciousness bully erstwhile you enactment a tampon in?' He was earnestly equating putting a tampon successful and penetrative sex."

—Anonymous

15. "I texted my ex, 'benign!', arsenic I had gotten the results from a tumor biopsy. His response? 'I thought that spot closed down a agelong clip ago?!' He thought I was texting astir the aged restaurant, Bennigan’s."

—Anonymous 

16. "One feline I was dating confidently argued, 'India is successful Africa.' We argued until I pulled up a map. We didn't talk again aft that."

—Anonymous

17. "My washing instrumentality went out, truthful I had to instrumentality my apparel and towels to a laundromat. I handed my fellow a handbasket of apparel and told him to spell up and enactment them successful immoderate washer. He said, 'Which 1 is the washer?'"

—Anonymous

18. "I said I was gonna marque whole-wheat bread, and helium asked if helium should bargain whole-wheat yeast."

—Anonymous

19. "I was successful a combat with my present ex-boyfriend, and astatine 1 constituent successful the argument, I said, 'Do you request maine to reiterate?!' to which helium replied, 'NO! I privation you to repetition yourself!!!' I past yelled back, 'What bash you deliberation REITERATE MEANS?!' I've ne'er heard specified a humiliating soundlessness successful my life. It was glorious."

—crankyoldlady

20. "My ex, erstwhile I told him I had a gathering with the Dean of Liberal Arts, said, 'Why isn’t determination a Dean of Conservative things, too? This is wherefore Republicans accidental they hatred colleges! Y’all could hole authorities truthful fast.'"

—Abcdg

21. "Ex-boyfriend didn’t judge geese alert southbound for the winter. He lived successful an country (in MN) that had a heated lake, and geese were astir successful the wintertime there. I tried to explain, but helium didn’t judge me."

—Anonymous

22. "He said he’d marque pancakes and past enactment the adust pulverization straight successful the blistery pan."

—u/Sims5Evr

23. "He thought state stations were placed implicit lipid wells, which is wherefore state stations are built adjacent 1 another. He thought that state stations closed due to the fact that the good underground had tally dry."

—Anonymous

24. "It was successful December of 1999 erstwhile my fellow astatine the clip thought we were going into the 20th century."

—Anonymous

25. "I erstwhile concisely dated a feline who thought sweetened java had zero calories due to the fact that 'the sweetener has dissolved, truthful it’s not there.'"

—millenialshrimp

26. "My ex thought that the Underground Railroad had to bash with trains and helium utilized to unrecorded successful the aforesaid country that Harriet Tubman was from."

—limbecke12

27. "My archetypal hubby and I went to my cousin’s location to ticker the archetypal satellite landing connected TV. On the mode home, helium asked maine if I thought we would ever spot a antheral onshore connected the sun."

—Anonymous

28. "I dated a feline who thought you lone took a commencement power pill close earlier you had sex. He didn't recognize that you had to instrumentality it astatine the aforesaid clip each time successful bid to really forestall pregnancy."

—Anonymous

29. "My ex-husband asked however the atom multiplies successful the cookware erstwhile it cooks. He thought it multiplied."

—Anonymous

30. "My hubby claimed helium could conscionable unfastened the model to 'dust' his office."

—bpurplebutterfly

31. And finally, "I knew a feline who thought determination were 2 suns. He went connected abrogation and said the prima was amended wherever helium was than astatine home."

—deadpanflower887

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