22 Patients Are Sharing Their Most Embarrassing Doctor's Office Visits, And Holyyyyy Crap

1. "When I was little, I got a batch of bad, bad, very, precise atrocious bug bites. My ma yet decided to instrumentality maine to the doc to spot if I was allergic to them. And they did an allergy trial connected maine with each benignant of bug's saliva. But it wasn’t 1 of those allergy tests wherever they conscionable enactment a dab of it connected you. It was a needle. In my back. With 100 types of bugs. It wounded truthful bad, and it itched truthful overmuch more. The doc near maine unsocial for an hour. My ma and the doc went outside, and the doc specifically told maine not to scratch it. Being a 4-year-old astatine the time, I wholly did not care. I scratched truthful badly. And erstwhile they came backmost in, I looked similar a tomato. Because I scratched truthful badly, I had gotten truthful red. The doc was like, 'Welp, I tin spot you’re allergic. You’re similar the archetypal ever idiosyncratic I’ve ever seen with this benignant of allergy.' And you cognize what she did, she conscionable gave my ma a signifier to sign. And near nary allergy cream. So, I near looking similar a tomato."

—sleepingvolcano894

2. "I had to spell to the doc due to the fact that the tegument connected my breasts was ace itchy and I had a rash. The doc took a look and told maine that I person poison ivy connected my breasts! Apparently, my hubby stopped connected the broadside of the road to spell to the bathroom, and helium walked into the woods to instrumentality attraction of his concern and ended up giving maine poison ivy erstwhile we were intimate that aforesaid night. This happened successful 2015, and it's adjacent funnier due to the fact that a trooper pulled up down us, reasoning we needed help, and saw my hubby travel retired of the woods and started yelling astatine him!"

—lunaamethyst8124

3. "Not agelong ago, I was bored astatine location and decided to play with myself. I had the superb thought of putting immoderate metallic rings connected my d*ck. Obviously, the humor travel stopped, and aft a mates of hours, it looked similar a mushroom. I had to spell to the hospital. When I got there, they didn’t person the due tools to chopped the rings, truthful they had to telephone the occurrence department. When the firefighters arrived, the occurrence main stared astatine it. Then helium looked astatine me. And the archetypal happening that came retired of his rima was: 'Silicone! Silicone! You person to usage silicone rings! Even I usage them!' So, successful the mediate of my pain, I recovered myself wondering what was worse: being scolded by a firefighter for utilizing metallic rings… oregon having him casually confess that helium utilized silicone ones himself."

—currywurst8

4. "Around 1972, I was successful the infirmary having astir died of pneumonia. I was astir 5 years old. I woke up connected a gurney on the partition successful the hallway, not acold from the nurses' station. I was groggy and was connected my side. I rolled implicit onto my backmost to effort and spot wherever I was erstwhile I felt aggravated symptom and a distinctive drawback astir my butthole area. I, of course, screamed retired successful symptom and a caregiver came implicit to retrieve the present breached solid thermometer that she had near successful an unconscious child."

"She past proceeded to berate maine for breaking her thermometer. I was overwhelmed, successful pain, being yelled at, and didn’t cognize what was truly going on, and didn’t person the dependable to support myself. I started crying. But astatine that moment, my parents walked up and demanded answers. I can’t accidental for definite what the result was, but I got the content that the caregiver was successful the doghouse. I tin accidental for definite that I didn’t spot her again for the remainder of my stay."

—countersniper67

5. "During my archetypal colonoscopy prep, I got truthful ace sick. It was a Miralax and Gatorade prep, and Miralax is hellacious connected my gut. I was truly feeling awful, and decided to spell to urgent care. I got to the beforehand of the enactment to cheque in, and arsenic I'm mid-sentence checking in, I got the 'I'm going to propulsion up NOW' feeling. Panicking that I was going to person it travel retired of some ends, I started moving to the bath and picked up a discarded handbasket from the waiting country connected the way. Thankfully (if you tin accidental that), I lone adust heaved. I finished up successful the restroom, walked backmost retired to the lobby, and acceptable the discarded handbasket backmost down. I walked backmost to the beforehand desk, and the gal moving was similar 'We could person fixed you a bag!' I felt truthful bad!"

—fillionfan4002

6. "I was successful the infirmary recovering from spinal fusion surgery. They went done my tummy to get to my spine. The incision went from conscionable nether my belly fastener to my bikini line. Any abrupt movement, a cough, oregon a laughter was truthful painful, I had to clasp a pillow implicit the coiled truthful it wouldn’t interruption open. Every clip a caregiver came into my room, they asked if I had a BM (poop) yet. On the 3rd day, my caregiver again asked if I had pooped yet, and no, I hadn’t. She said that she thought a laxative would velocity things up. I asked if it was a pill oregon a liquid. No, it was a suppository, and I made a face. She asked if I’d beryllium much comfy doing it myself, and I said yes, I truly would. She near the country to get the medicine from the small pharmacy, past came backmost successful and asked maine if I was a tiny oregon a medium. I earnestly thought she was asking maine what size my butt spread was…"

"I said small, I guess, and she grabbed a brace of surgical gloves retired of the container connected the wall. I started laughing hysterically, holding my pillow implicit my stomach, tears moving down my cheeks, and she looked astatine maine and said, 'What?' I told her I thought she was asking maine the size of my butt hole, she started laughing truthful hard, and her laughing lone made maine laughter harder. Oh my god, it was achy and inactive truthful comic to me!! 😂"

—superlight582

7. "I pooped excessively accelerated and tore my bum-hole slightly, causing a small humor to travel out. I didn't recognize 1 could poop excessively fast, though, truthful I'm implicit present googling 'blood successful stool,' which volition beauteous overmuch archer you 'get into doc ASAP, that ain't normal.' The caregiver and doc had to archer maine to 'poop much slowly' 🤣🤣. I took it to heart, nary issues since, but my god, I was mortified having to driblet my pants similar that."

—fancycloud811

8. "As a teenager, my archetypal country was connected the toes of some feet (frequent infected toenails), and coming retired of anesthesia, I accidentally kicked the caregiver successful the stomach. This is not the lone clip I've woken up from country and kicked retired without meaning to. I'm usually a bully diligent otherwise."

—heathermorris195

9. "I was astir 19 years aged and had a caller gynecologist. Well, aft undressing and assuming the position, helium came into the country unsocial and began the exam. Just earlier helium touched me, I said, 'Promise not to tickle.' He ran retired of the country and grabbed a caregiver who came successful and stood by my head, watching my look the full time. I got the giggles truthful severely that helium could hardly bash the examination!"

—Anonymous, 60

10. "I was astir 20 years aged and had moved backmost location aft leaving college. My dada had been organizing his sportfishing cogwheel earlier successful the day, and a hook had gotten lost. I recovered it astatine 2 a.m., portion wearing sexy lingerie and talking with my boyfriend. I recovered it with my ass. Immediately, I began freaking retired and ran to my parents' country to effort and get my ma to fig retired what it was and get it out, yelling, 'MOM SOMETHING IS STUCK IN MY ASS!' Because the food hook had barbs, we ended up going to the ER aft she accidentally 'set' the hook. The triage caregiver could not clasp backmost her laughter erstwhile I told her my emergency."

"Unfortunately, I arrived astatine the aforesaid clip arsenic idiosyncratic with a gunshot wound, truthful I ended up waiting successful the waiting country for respective hours. By the clip I went back, each doctor, nurse, and paramedic knew wherefore I was determination and stopped by to see! My 21-year-old aforesaid was acceptable to dice connected the spot, portion my caregiver parent refused to fto them usage attraction tin snips to region it and get a instrumentality from the OR instead. I've inactive ne'er lived this 1 down."

—Anonymous, 42, female, Connecticut

11. "My doc had conscionable finished my Pap smear and was astir to permission erstwhile she remembered I besides hadn’t been feeling good recently. As she approached the door, she commented, 'You look to beryllium better.' Apparently, my assemblage decided to vehemently disagree with her since I instantly realized I needed to vomit close distant (completely unexpected, btw). Panic-stricken, I yelled, 'I person to propulsion up now.' She frantically looked astir the exam country and thankfully handed maine a instrumentality conscionable successful time. Once I was done, she took the instrumentality from maine and said, 'Well, I’ve ne'er had a diligent bash that aft a Pap smear.' Then, arsenic she reached the door, she looked successful the instrumentality and asked me, 'What did you devour for breakfast?' So, I conjecture she took it each successful stride aft all."

—Anonymous

12. "When I was 17, I was dating a feline that stressed maine retired truthful atrocious I got hives each implicit my body. I had ne'er had them before, truthful I went to the exigency room. Once successful the exam room, the astir charismatic doc I had ever seen came in, started asking questions, and wanted to spot wherever the highest attraction of hives was. My full abdomen was 1 immense hive. Now, this wouldn’t person been an contented but the time anterior I had colored a elephantine grin connected my stomach, drew my nipples achromatic and circled my breasts similar eyes with a achromatic imperishable marker. When I lifted my shirt, the doctor’s effect was, 'Well, that’s something,' and helium laughed. I was truthful embarrassed due to the fact that I forgot astir my artwork during my panic."

—Anonymous, 39, female, USA

13. "I had my archetypal colonoscopy, and arsenic I was coming retired from anesthesia, I was told I said retired loud, 'My *sshole doesn’t wounded arsenic overmuch arsenic I thought it would.' Apparently, the nurses each thought that was funny."

—Anonymous, 47, female, Texas

14. "When I had to person a colonoscopy done erstwhile I was younger, it was the aforesaid time I had my period. I had to instrumentality disconnected each my clothes, including my panties. However, I couldn't due to the fact that I had a pad, not a tampon, and I didn't privation to bleed each implicit the sheets. When the antheral caregiver asks if I've taken disconnected each my apparel nether the gown, I reply no, and proceed to explicate (with a batch of embarrassment) that I'm connected my period. Luckily, he's beauteous chill astir it and tells maine I tin support my panties on. Also, helium did fto maine cognize that this happens to each miss during oregon earlier a large procedure."

—Anonymous

15. "I was having a gestation glucose tolerance trial done. They instrumentality your humor aft 12 hours of fasting, past if your glucose levels are normal, they fto you portion 75g of glucose successful a 250 ml solution. And measurement your humor aft 1 hour, past aft 2 hours. The glucose solution was ace nasty. But I drank it without puking, past I went an hr without puking, past I had my humor taken without puking, and past I lasted 55 minutes of the past hour, earlier I perfectly destroyed their carpeted waiting country and bathroom. The nurses and a cleaning woman came and watched maine puke for astir 2 afloat minutes."

"In the mediate of this Exorcist scene, I started reasoning astir the information that I hadn’t finished the trial and that determination was a accidental they would marque maine instrumentality it again sometime. I started to laughter hysterically portion puking. While the nurses looked similar they were utilized to having radical puke aft this test, they were beauteous startled by my laughter. Anyway, my glucose levels are fine, truthful they are not going to trial maine again."

—Anonymous

16. "I had a lump successful my scrotum. The doctor, a young, beauteous lady, was examining maine erstwhile I started to stiffen. I was mortified! She pretended not to notice."

—Anonymous, 75, male, Texas

17. "I went successful for a regular carnal erstwhile I was 25. The carnal was with my pistillate PA, which already makes it a spot awkward, but typically nary large woody astatine all. This time, she brought successful different pistillate aesculapian pupil that was determination for the summer. The carnal went good until the hernia check; I afloat assumed she’d inquire the pupil to permission the country arsenic I dropped my boxers to my knees. However, it was rather the opposite. The PA began the introspection and told the pupil to travel implicit truthful she could amusement her however to execute the check. Needless to say, it was a spot awkward lasting determination successful a rather acold doctor’s bureau portion they some did the overmuch longer examination, talking astir my testicles and how/what to consciousness astir for. The exam felt similar an eternity arsenic I tried to not to deliberation astir what was happening and however acold it was."

—Anonymous

18. "I was diagnosed successful my aboriginal 20s with an autoimmune disease, and beauteous overmuch each the medicine you are fixed to power it lowers your immune strategy and leaves you overmuch much susceptible to infections. I managed to prime up C. diff, which is simply a beauteous nasty tummy bug. I was prescribed 2 rounds of precise beardown antibiotics, but nary success. The adjacent enactment for attraction is simply a fecal transplant...yes its precisely what it sounds like. To bash this, they execute a colonoscopy to cheque for immoderate damage, past 'wash' your intestines with a fecal and saline substance to reconstruct bully bacteria. After a regular colonoscopy, you person to walk state earlier you tin leave, truthful successful my head, that's my archetypal thought erstwhile I aftermath up, fart, and spell home. Well, what I didn't cognize is I was going to sh*t myself."

—Anonymous, 37, female, North Dakota

19. "Once, I went to the doc with my young girl arsenic she had an umbilical hernia. He was a tall, dark, handsome South African, and helium made a batch of my chap mums' hearts flutter. I tried to archer him that I’d had bilateral inguinal hernias arsenic a child, but got tongue-tied and each that came retired was 'bilingual hernias.' I was truthful embarrassed, I tried hard to marque definite it was a antithetic doc connected immoderate further visits."

—Anonymous, female, UK

20. "I was 21 and having a birthmark removed from my buttocks; it was large, black, and hairy. I had elected to stay awake during the procedure, truthful they utilized lone a section numbing agent. Before the process started, they asked if I would caput if a med pupil came to observe and inquire questions, arsenic seemingly it’s not often idiosyncratic is awake for this ample a tegument removal. I was good with it."

—Anonymous, 42, female, Maine

21. "I had bosom implants successful 1979 erstwhile I was 28 years old. Such an cognition was comparatively new, and the follow-up instructions were lacking. I was precise thin, and those implants looked damn fake erstwhile I was undressed. I had a caller doc assignment for an receptor infection, and helium had maine undressed from the waist up to cheque my glands. I’m undressed connected my backmost erstwhile the doc comes, and past helium calls successful his unit of females to look astatine my boobs! I’m an introvert and ne'er went backmost to that doctor!"

—Anonymous, 74, female, San Francisco

22. Lastly, "My lad had tegument crab and had it removed, and everything was good. But helium had to spell backmost for a full-body cheque each year. The archetypal twelvemonth went fine. The aged dermatologist was a bully guy. The adjacent year, erstwhile helium went successful for his full-body check, his aged doc retired, and a young, beauteous doc became his caller dermatologist. And erstwhile she checked his manhood, helium got a small overexcited."

—Anonymous

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