21 Things People Thought Were Completely Normal During Sex — Turns Out They Were Hilariously Wrong

As well-meaning arsenic wellness people teachers whitethorn be, I deliberation it's harmless to accidental that enactment ed is acold from a broad learning experience.

1. "I had a spouse who would marque her lingua steadfast and pointy, and dart it astir aimlessly portion making out. I retrieve the archetypal clip it happened, and I was truthful funny what was going on. The adjacent clip it happened, I had to interrupt to inquire her what was happening. I past began to manager her connected however to mildly caress with your tongue, alternatively of treating it similar a fencing tournament. I benignant of felt similar it was a prank oregon something."

2. "A miss grabbed 1 of my balls and gave it a hard squeeze. Eye-wateringly hard. She was confused. 'I thought each you guys liked that?' WTF? I wanted to footwear the ass of the feline who gave her that idea. I was successful truthful overmuch pain."

—u/Chiang2000

3. "When I cum, my spouse said I sounded similar a 'roaring demon beast.' That's conscionable what came people for me. I ne'er thought astir it, and nary 1 had ever commented connected it before. He waited until aft we were done to inquire maine erstwhile that dependable started and wherefore I did that, due to the fact that helium thought I was putting connected a show. Luckily, helium truly likes it and it turns him on. Seven years later, and helium inactive calls enactment 'taming the beast' oregon 'beating the nighttime panic retired of your pussy.'"

4. "First miss I was ever with utilized to play with my ass during oral and during reverse cowgirl. The adjacent miss was giving maine oral, and I said, 'Oh yeah, present enactment your digit successful my ass.' She stopped cold, and we had a talk."

—u/MarketingChoice6244

5. "Having enactment erstwhile you don't truly privation to to support the bid successful your relationship. Imagine my daze erstwhile my now-husband asked, 'What's wrong?' And I yet told him I wasn't truly feeling similar it that day, but I didn't privation him to get upset if I said no. He was appalled. He said to me, 'If you don't privation to, I don't privation to.'"

—u/Noctiluca04

6. "Apparently, you shouldn't play the clitoris similar a ukulele."

7. "He warned maine that helium was astir to come. I stopped the oral, confused, and said, 'Don't you privation to?' We inactive laughter astir it. He believed helium was being polite by informing maine truthful I could consent to it happening. I assumed it came with the territory, and consent was implicit. I had ne'er been warned/asked before, truthful I automatically jumped to the decision that helium was trying to halt maine earlier it happened, but helium was conscionable trying to beryllium considerate. Still not definite which of america subscribed to the 'normal' oregon 'abnormal' belief, since neither of america has been with anyone since. Been joined a decennary and a fractional now."

—u/Mesmerotic31

8. "I thought that erstwhile you had sex, you didn't person to interest astir it anymore. Maybe you'd person it erstwhile each fewer years afterward. It horrified maine to perceive that having enactment erstwhile usually led to having enactment REGULARLY. Well, turns retired I'm cheery and present I recognize wherefore radical would privation to bash that."

—u/orchidbranch

9. "In the precocious '70s, I worked with a pistillate who said she and her fellow lone did anal due to the fact that — and this is what she told maine — it didn't hap to them to usage the vagina. I curse she told maine this."

10. "My ex and I utilized to speech soiled portion doing it, like, a batch of cussing. I enjoyed it a batch and thought it was normal. We broke up, and the archetypal clip my adjacent woman and I had sex, I called her 'dirty slut' portion moaning. She stopped and started crying. That’s erstwhile it deed maine hard. We talked it out."

—u/goberserk45

11. "My archetypal fellow would instrumentality his lingua successful my ear. I knew that biting ears and worldly was expected to beryllium sexy, truthful I went on with it and did the same. We’re talking consecutive up tongue-ing each other’s receptor holes. I told my friends astir it astatine my bachelorette enactment and we had a bully laugh."

—u/Hey-hi-hallo

12. "I thought spitting successful each other's mouths was conscionable portion of the package. Apparently not. 💀"

13. "Using condoms. Obviously, I had seen commercials and had taken basal enactment education. But the archetypal clip I had enactment and I pulled retired a condom, my woman said, 'Oh, you lone request to usage those if you’re going to finish. If you propulsion out, you don’t request to usage them.' So for the adjacent 2 years of dating, I ever pulled retired and finished elsewhere. When I got to assemblage and was astir to person enactment with idiosyncratic I met astatine orientation, she went, 'Don’t you person a condom?' I was like, 'Don’t interest astir it, I’m not going to finish.' She gave maine this WTF look and goes, 'I’m not getting pregnant. Go get a container of condoms oregon this isn’t happening.'"

—u/wadegareit

14. "I utilized to fake aggregate orgasms for my archetypal fellow due to the fact that I thought it was my work arsenic his pistillate to support his ego."

—u/OpalPuff

15. "My archetypal semipermanent woman would orgasm implicit and implicit conscionable from penetration. When that narration ended and I got a caller girlfriend, I rapidly learned this wasn't mean for astir women."

16. "I was unaware that galore (most?) men person a 'cooldown time' earlier they tin spell again."

—u/PhylobVance

17. "This is my hilariously incorrect instrumentality from backmost successful the '90s erstwhile I was 17 and had my archetypal girlfriends. Back then, I had internalised the thought that women didn’t truly want enactment arsenic overmuch arsenic men. I deliberation the top find of my young big beingness was that women are besides hornbag enactment goblins successful precisely the aforesaid mode arsenic men. Awesome stuff."

—u/yearsofpractice

18. "I learned that not having foreplay is not normal."

19. "I didn't recognize uncircumcized guys were expected to beryllium capable to afloat retract their foreskin. Turns retired I had mild phimosis."

—u/WantDiscussion

20. "I was told that the antheral has to bash each the work. Do each the foreplay, marque her wet, marque himself hard, move, marque her come, marque himself come. It turns retired enactment is overmuch amended erstwhile some participants are active."

—u/afCeG6HVB0IJ

21. And finally, "Orgasm is not the eventual goal. Enjoy yourselves with oregon without a partner, and if you don't climax astatine the end, it wasn't atrocious oregon unfinished. Enjoy each infinitesimal of it. It's beauteous to consciousness each 2nd of it, with oregon without orgasm. For some sides."

What astir you? Have you ever realized thing you thought was "normal" successful enactment really wasn't? Don't beryllium shy, fto maine cognize successful the comments! We're each friends here. (Or, consciousness escaped to usage the anonymous signifier below. Your effect could beryllium featured successful a aboriginal BuzzFeed post!)

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