19 Wild Wedding Horror Stories That Make A Runaway Bride Sound Like A Walk On The Beach

1. "Divorced begetter of the groom started up astir however overmuch amended his caller woman was compared to his aged wife, during his speech. He went connected and connected astir the qualities of Asian women vs achromatic women. I've ne'er looked astatine my shoes truthful hard successful my life."

—u/Vadersballhair

2. "Friend's wedding. The bride's nephew (about seven, I think?) was the ringing bearer. Instead of sitting astatine the beforehand aft helium made it down the aisle, helium decided to bash karate moves successful beforehand of (and sometimes behind) the mates during the full ceremony. He's successful astir each their photos."

—u/rose-bradwardine

3. "The sister of the bride, who wasn't invited, showed up drunk and got into a combat with the bride, until the begetter of the bride broke it up by putting the sister successful a choke clasp and dragging her retired of the venue. The bride was amazingly good afterwards Source: I'm a wedding caterer."

—u/paulsmith4908

4. "One of my wife’s coworkers got joined this past summer. Her begetter passed distant from a fatal bosom onslaught the greeting of the wedding but her household insisted and convinced her to spell successful with it, truthful she did. It was awkward arsenic hellhole and cipher successful the gathering made it done without crying, adjacent the minister."

—u/chipmunksyndrome

5. "I worked weddings for a surviving and erstwhile saw the champion antheral get loaded, springiness a speech, and profess his emotion of the bride and however they had slept unneurotic 2 nights before. Open bar: 1, champion man: 0."

—u/cjbeck71081

6. "Went to a wedding of idiosyncratic from my religion a fewer years back. When it came clip to accidental the vows, helium pulled retired a expanse of insubstantial and work connected for similar 5 minutes, getting truly intimate and pouring his bosom retired to her. It was benignant of awkward. But the icing connected the barroom was her response. When helium was done, she conscionable giggled loudly and awkwardly and yelled out, 'Ditto!' That's it. That was her wedding vow. So freaking awkward."

—u/FutbolMasta

7. "Bride's step-mother and parent got into a fight. Step-mother spot the mother. Wedding went to a screeching halt."

—u/PM-ME-ELEPHANT-JOKES

8. "There was similar an 8-year-old lad who had loads of confetti successful his hand, truthful I didn't deliberation overmuch of it. Turns retired helium thought it was sweetener insubstantial and ate each of it. He past proceeded to projectile vomit everyplace done the mediate of the ceremony. It was 1 of the funniest and astir disgusting moments of my life."

—u/theorangepanda99

9. "After arriving 45 minutes aft the ceremonial was to begin, during the ringing exchange, the groom gets this blank look and says helium didn't cognize helium was expected to bargain her different ring. SIL slipped disconnected her wedding set and handed it disconnected to the preacher."

—u/jlmccuan

10. "I was astatine a wedding wherever 1 of the bridesmaids had gotten joined a period earlier and thought it was a bully thought to alteration retired of her formal into her wedding formal for the reception. We successful the wedding enactment told her to alteration back. She decided to basal astatine the caput of the buffet enactment and archer each and each 1 of america arsenic we came done the enactment however she felt — 'F-you, I f-ed your husband, you're a c.' It goes connected and on. Booze was involved, truthful you tin ideate however it was. She refused to alteration retired of her wedding formal until 1 of the different bridesmaids locked her successful the bath and told her to change, oregon it was going to get physical. She changed and near not agelong after. The remainder of the reception was a fantastic time."

—u/hillbillytendencies

11. "For the bouquet toss, a middle-aged feline forced his middle-aged woman retired onto the floor, past stood by her truthful she couldn't leave. The bouquet was caught by an excited small girl. The feline proceeded to yank the bouquet retired of the small girl's hands, gave it to his middle-aged girlfriend, past ran disconnected the level cheering loudly to high-five 1 of his buddies. The small miss ran distant crying."

—u/xjrob85

12. "Was astatine a wedding this summer. The groom's household perfectly tore their son/brother isolated during the speeches. They didn't accidental 1 loving thing, and went connected to speech astir each the mistakes helium made during this life. The worst happening they brought up was however helium was liable for a car mishap that enactment idiosyncratic successful a coma. I was cringing."

—u/haveagreatsummerHAGS

13. "I went to a wedding successful a immense manor location connected a cliff overlooking the ocean. The location was lit up by large floodlights connected the floor, pointing up astatine the house. When it got dark, immoderate guests ran wrong to the bar/dancefloor and shouted astatine radical to travel extracurricular and look. A antheral and a woman, who met for the archetypal clip astatine the wedding, were having enactment beneath 1 of the floodlights but didn't realise that their gyrations were being projected 50 feet precocious onto the broadside of the house! A cleanable shadiness of 2 shaggers. They were precise embarrassed erstwhile they recovered out."

—u/Taucher1979

14. "We were partying successful Puerto Vallarta, and determination was a beauteous wedding going connected astatine the edifice adjacent door. A person of a person was beauteous drunk and decided to sprint for the wedding. He hopped the wall, blasted done the seating arrangements, past assemblage slammed the like, 6-foot-tall wedding cake. He spent the adjacent 2 days successful a Mexican jail, and volition everlastingly beryllium a fucking prick successful my heart."

—u/CrookedToast

15. "At my wedding (I’m Australian), we were getting to the speeches portion of the night, but they were waiting for maine to travel backmost from the toilets. The repast had not rather agreed with me, and I was dealing with the consequences. My buddy, who was being MC, was presently stalling the 110ish radical and decided it’d beryllium comic to travel find me...wandering mic successful hand. He enters the toilets and asks however overmuch longer I’ll be. I didn’t cognize helium had a mic, and that everyone was waiting for me. So I replied rapidly backmost with an angry, 'FUCK OFF CUNT, I’M DOING A SHIT. I’LL BE DONE WHEN I AM FUCKING DONE”... Much to the fearfulness of the radical successful the adjacent room."

—u/DamagedAnalPassage

16. "Brother and sister-in-law thought it would beryllium amusive to person their dogs locomotion down the aisle aft their angiosperm miss dispersed the angiosperm petals. The dogs thought mid-way down the aisle was the cleanable spot for a shitting photo-op connected the achromatic runner."

—u/Vealophile

17. "The wedding ceremonial for Lance and Vickie was ending erstwhile the clergyman said, 'I present present you to Vance and Licky, hubby and wife.'"

—u/cbdoulos

18. "I was an attendant successful my champion friend's wedding. Her begetter walked her down the aisle, and portion helium was not visibly drunk, helium had a hard clip walking down her to beryllium successful the pew. He stepped connected her dress, ripping it from her backmost down to her ass (her thong was red). They had to halt the wedding truthful that she could find information pins."

—u/3Suze

19. Lastly, "My husband's member had a seaside wedding. Our astir 2-year-old was the ringing bearer. He passed disconnected the rings to the champion antheral (dad), past toddled away...off the cliff. It was prob a 60-80' driblet to the formation below, but helium luckily got caught up successful the bushes, and my hubby snatched him up. He was buckled into his stroller aft that, kamikaze kid."

—u/Kessalia19

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