"You're Trying To Make Me Nervous, And I'm A Vulnerable Person, And It Works... And I'm Hungover": 24 Times Pedro Pascal Showed Us How An Actor Who Is Sooooooooooo Hot Can Also Be Soooooooooo Hilarious

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You whitethorn cognize Pedro Pascal from The Last of Us, The Mandalorian, oregon simply arsenic "the internet's Daddy." But the histrion you spot connected the large surface and the real-life Pedro are rather different, arsenic shown done his assorted press circuit moments and viral red carpet interviews. Pedro's hilarious and often chaotic behaviour is what makes him a existent gem of a personage (and what provides endless meme material). If you've seen the car country from The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, you cognize precisely what we're talking about.

Smiling antheral   with wavy hair, wearing a casual button-up shirt, sitting wrong  a car

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But, for those of you who haven't seen each clip of Pedro connected the net already (or for those of you looking to re-watch them), we've gathered the champion Pedro Pascal interrogation quotes that amusement however the histrion is conscionable arsenic comic arsenic helium is handsome:

1. Pedro and Dakota Johnson being a comedic (and chaotic) duo connected the Materialists property tour:

Two radical   sitting and laughing during an interview. One idiosyncratic   shares a puerility  nickname communicative   related to a frog

Vogue via youtube.com

Pedro: "What was your nickname arsenic a child?"

Dakota: "Coqui."

Pedro: "Coqui?"

Dakota: "Mhm. Spelled the mode the frog is spelled. C-O-Q-U-I."

Pedro: "Ah, Coqui. Coqui... Cock." [both laugh]

Dakota: "Yeah. My nickname arsenic a small miss was cock. You f---ing idiot." 

2. Sean Evans telling him to "let the radical cognize what you person going connected successful your life," astatine the extremity of his Hot Ones episode, and this being his response:

A idiosyncratic   successful  a reddish  overgarment   humorously discusses dental woes and spicy nutrient  effects portion    gesturing with bottles successful  the background

First We Feast via youtube.com

"I would accidental that there's a spread betwixt my backmost molar and my beforehand tooth. That's wherever the chickenhearted gets stuck, and it continues to benignant of burn. But I've gotten to the point—" [turns straight to the camera]. "You should cognize this, too. That I'm utilized to the sensation of my jaw having been melted distant by artillery acid, maybe. And then, I deliberation I'm going to spell to the Whitney Museum this afternoon, unless I crap myself. Goodbye."

3. Knowing conscionable however overmuch of a heartthrob helium is, and the information that helium actively looks astatine Instagram instrumentality accounts for himself (honestly, we get it):

A antheral   humorously discusses his heartthrob presumption    successful  an interview, with playful demeanor and interactions astir  societal  media perceptions

Vanity Fair via youtube.com

Interviewer: "Do you deliberation you're a heartthrob?" 

Pedro: "I don't." 

Lie Detector Operator: "He's lying." 

Pedro: "Really? [laughs] That's right. Yes, I am. Yes, I'm a heartthrob." 

Interviewer: "Do you ever look astatine Instagram accounts devoted to you being a heartthrob erstwhile you're feeling down?"

Pedro: "Yes, I do." [laughs]

4. His absorption to being exposed for his infamous java bid connected Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

A personage  humorously discusses their Starbucks order, elaborating connected  a idiosyncratic   java  ritual involving six shots of espresso

Jimmy Kimmel Live via youtube.com

Jimmy: "Is that six other shots oregon six full shots successful 1 cupful of coffee?"

Pedro: "I cannot— I cannot statesman to archer you however violating this was. There's truthful overmuch discourse to wherefore it's go six shots of espresso. It was ever a quad. But past I consciousness similar the cups got bigger and I don't know, the shots got little beardown and astatine immoderate constituent it became six, and it was an incredibly backstage greeting ritual that I ne'er wanted anyone to cognize about." 

5. Pedro comparing Oscar Isaac to a muppet:

Two radical   sitting casually, joking astir  1  looking similar  a Muppet grumpy eagle, past    laughing together

WIRED via youtube.com

Pedro: "Who does Oscar Isaac look like? Oh! I retrieve who you look like. That Muppet I told you about."

Oscar: "What Muppet?"

Pedro: "The grumpy eagle." [Oscar slaps him] [both laugh]

6. When his sassy broadside takes over:

A antheral   and a pistillate   are talking astatine  a media event. The antheral   mentions a framed peculiar   coin from "The Mandalorian."

Entertainment Tonight via youtube.com

Interviewer: "You got a coin?"

Pedro: "I got a peculiar Mandalorian coin."

Interviewer: "I got 1 from John, and I framed it."

Pedro: "Okay, well, bully for you."

7. When helium explained however helium landed his relation arsenic Oberyn successful Game of Thrones connected Late Night With Seth Meyers:

A antheral   successful  a suit   shares a humorous communicative   connected  a speech   show, discussing helping idiosyncratic    with an acting relation   and playfully calling them a "slut" and "dangerous."

Late Night With Seth Meyers via vimeo.com

"I'm helping him spell connected portion for this caller astonishing role... and I'm speechmaking the sides, and I'm like—" [points to himself] "He was successful his precocious 30s, helium had 8 daughters, he's a slut, he's dangerous. I was like, 'This is perfect! For me.'"

8. When helium talked with Boyd Holbrook connected Facebook Live and gave a precise touching PSA astir drugs:

 "Don't bash  drugs..." "Without me."

@BigFatSexyCat via youtube.com

"Don't bash drugs...without me."

9. Pedro's inability to play The Last of Us video crippled successful existent life:

A idiosyncratic   humorously describes a video crippled  challenge, expressing vexation  and amusement portion    recounting a nephew's impatience

@pascalispunkmania via Instagram: @https://www.instagram.com/reels/DNIvrVkukc3/

Interviewer: "Did you play that crippled earlier you starred successful the adaptation?"

Pedro: "No. I tried. I really, truly did try. I tried. I tried. And my nephew truly didn't person the patience, truthful helium took the console from me. And I was conscionable like, 'Well then, you f---ing bash it'. So, I conscionable watched him play." [both laugh] "It's a skill! I was similar [mimics playing the game] I couldn't get retired of the corner... each these things, and I couldn't fig it out." 

10. He's conscionable arsenic nosy arsenic the remainder of us:

A idiosyncratic   successful  sunglasses and a greenish  overgarment   playfully poses adjacent  to different  idiosyncratic   sitting calmly during an interrogation  setting

Movieport via youtube.com

"One of my worst qualities... There are comic TikTok videos astir having Latino parents, and if you perceive an statement extracurricular oregon idiosyncratic having immoderate benignant of an statement oregon a fight, you're literally—" [acts similar he's eavesdropping].

11. When helium told the communicative of however helium wholly forgot helium got the telephone astir booking The Last of Us connected The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon:

A comedian describes taking Ambien earlier  a occupation  connection    telephone  connected  a late-night speech   show, humorously recalling forgetting the quality    until morning

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon / NBC via youtube.com

"At that point, it's truly late. I've got to get up successful the morning. I instrumentality an Ambien to spell to slumber conscionable successful case. They've got my adrenaline benignant of going and my hopes up. But I get a call, and I get told that I got the occupation aft I took the Ambien. [laughs] And so, I was excited, I guess, but I didn't remember. I woke up successful the morning, and the archetypal happening that occurred to maine was like, 'Oh, man. I truly privation that job.'"

12. He's got a knack for innuendos:

A antheral   connected  a video telephone  humorously discusses getting a tattoo, with a absorption   connected  the operation   "This Is the Way" connected  his back

Comedy Central via youtube.com

Josh Horowitz: "Would you alternatively get 'This is the way' tattooed connected your look oregon your back?"

Pedro: "I'll instrumentality it connected my back."

Josh Horowitz: "That mightiness bounds your roles if you person it connected your face."

Pedro: "And connected my backmost mightiness beryllium a wholly antithetic connection arsenic well." 

13. He's ne'er acrophobic to talk his information (almost to a fault):

 "Because you're trying to marque   maine  nervous, and I'm susceptible  and it works."

Vanity Fair via youtube.com

Interviewer: "Are you astir to instrumentality a polygraph exam?"

Pedro: "Yes." 

Interviewer: "Are you nervous?"

Pedro: "Yeah."

Interviewer: "Why?"

Pedro: "Because you're trying to marque maine nervous, and I'm a susceptible person, and it works... And I'm hungover." 

14. Him having nary thought what an Irish exit really is during an interrogation with Vanessa Kirby for The Fantastic Four: First Steps:

Two celebrities seated connected  a sofa, laughing. One is wearing a shiny, textured gown, the different   successful  a casual open-collared garment  and trousers

Toya Sarno Jordan / Getty Images

"I deliberation the Americans person a overmuch much horrifying mentation of an Irish exit... It's terrible, and we get canceled. Irish exit is not an aboriginal leave. It's like— Oh, really? I misunderstood it. Wait, I request the country to assistance me. My publicist is like—" [mimics a manager saying, 'Cut'].

15. He's not acrophobic to marque amusive of himself, peculiarly erstwhile it comes to his facial hair:

Two men humorously sermon   facial hair; 1  comments connected  the other's mustache during a playful conversation

WIRED via youtube.com

Oscar: [reads cue card] "Pedro Pascal mustache."

Pedro: "You cognize what, I'd similar to speech astir the mustache. I deliberation today's the day. [motions to Oscar's mustache] You see, this is powerful, clean-shaven... this is almighty facial hair. [Motions to his ain mustache] This looks similar you're undernourished. I really was doing a play earlier Narcos started shooting, and the brag came to spot the play, and helium was like, 'Keep the 'stache,' and I was like, 'Okay,' and present radical are like, 'Don't ever get escaped of your mustache. You look similar my grandma without it.'"

16. His comedic timing erstwhile it comes to callbacks (or conscionable a bully bit) is unmatched, particularly while answering "Would You Rather" questions:

Two radical   smiling and conversing connected  a metropolis  sidewalk; the pistillate   wears a leather overgarment   and wide   jeans, the antheral   is successful  a beige blazer and formal  pants

Jose Perez / Getty Images

Moderator: [Earlier successful the video] "Would you alternatively person a rima afloat of bees, oregon 1 bee successful your butt?"

Moderator: [Two minutes later] "Would you alternatively beryllium perpetually itchy erstwhile you're wearing clothes, oregon beryllium perpetually itchy erstwhile you're naked?"

Pedro: "And you person specified a large body." 

Chris Evans: "Oh, Pedro." 

Pedro: "And we'll ne'er spot it again."

Chris Evans: "Well, you tin each assistance maine itch it." [Pedro laughs

Pedro: "Where's that scratch? That's the bee." [everyone laughs]

17. Exhibit B of his peculiar endowment erstwhile it comes to innuendos:

Four radical   beryllium   successful  chairs during an interview. Two commencement  laughing aft  a gag  astir  filling affectional  gaps, and past    everyone laughs together

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Interviewer: "Where bash you deliberation radical spell incorrect with modern dating?"

Chris: "I deliberation they spell incorrect by reasoning that idiosyncratic other is going to capable the bare gaps... if you're not good without it, you're ne'er going to beryllium good with it, truthful marque definite that you're whole. You've got to springiness the champion mentation of yourself—" [Dakota and Pedro look astatine each different and commencement laughing].

Pedro: "I'll capable those bare gaps." [everyone laughs]

18. He was a theatre nerd successful precocious school, which is astonishing to perfectly nary one:

Two radical   successful  an interrogation  discussing precocious   schoolhouse  experiences with humor, mentioning theater, raves, and manner  styles from the aboriginal  '90s

Vogue via youtube.com

Dakota: "What benignant of kid were you successful precocious school?"

Pedro: "I changed a lot, similar Madonna. I was similar a theatre nerd and besides similar a small spot of a raver... similar techno. It was the aboriginal '90s. Like Dr. Seuss f---ing hats, parachute-type pants, heavy rubber-sole sneakers. It was beauteous great."

19. He has backmost pain conscionable similar the remainder of us:

Person successful  a sleeveless, stylish outfit astatine  a personage  lawsuit   with photographers successful  the background

Samir Hussein / Getty Images

"I deliberation everyone thinks I'm immoderate benignant of an athlete, and I'm truly not. I'm conscionable an actor, and my backmost is sidesplitting me."

20. He knows his Chilean versus Argentinian cuisine, and he's not acrophobic to telephone you retired connected it (jokingly):

Three radical   successful  a room  sermon   desserts. One mentions a Chilean dessert, different  corrects to an Argentinian cookie, and they each  laugh

NYT Cooking via youtube.com

Pedro: “What americium I? What americium I?” 

Ebon Moss-Bachrach: “There’s this peculiar Chilean dessert, Torta Chilena."

Pedro: "¿Alfajor?"

Ebon Moss-Bachrach: “Yeah, it’s similar layers—” 

Pedro: “That would beryllium a precise typically Argentinian cookie!” [laughs]

21. He's capable to marque anyone and everyone astir him laugh:

People joking astir  movie   roles with added humorous substance   captions

A24 via youtube.com

Pedro: "You suffocate your father, and past you occurrence General Maximus aft that." 

Ari: "I occurrence him?"

Pedro: "Well, you really archer radical to termination him."

Ari: "That feels a small different..." [laughs]

Pedro: "That was getting fired backmost then. I get fired, too, successful this movie. I get fired by the emperors, and that means being thrown into the arena and warring my ain men."

22. He knows what a "Melvin" is (firsthand, unfortunately):

Four radical   connected  a speech   amusement   sofa  sermon   'Melvin' slang humorously

Vogue Australia via youtube.com

"A Melvin is erstwhile you get pantsed. You get Melvined. A wedgie. Unfortunately, I cognize that one. I got Melvined. Not successful the '60s. It traveled each the mode into the precocious '80s, unfortunately." [laughs]

23. He's a rule-follower, astatine slightest erstwhile it comes to Baby Yod- we mean, Grogu:

Three radical   connected  a speech   amusement   sofa  sermon   Baby Yoda, with playful banter astir  utilizing the character's name

The Graham Norton Show via youtube.com

Graham: "A batch of these things are greenish screen, but Baby Yoda is there?"

Pedro: "Yes, Baby Yoda is there. There are 2 antithetic versions of—" [pause] "I can't judge I said Baby Yoda."

Graham: "You're not expected to accidental that?"

Pedro: "That's the archetypal time."

Everyone: "Oh..."

Pedro: "I got to go." [pretends to get up to leave]

Graham: "He's Grogu?"

Pedro: "Grogu, yes."

Graham: "But he's Baby Yoda, right?"

Pedro: "Um, you know, conscionable pursuing the rules!"

24. And finally, Pedro putting a affirmative rotation connected virtually immoderate concern (even erstwhile it comes to sneezing glitter):

A idiosyncratic   connected  the reddish  carpet wears a purple cap, glasses, a brownish  coat, and a achromatic  garment  with "Protect the Dolls" text, smiling astatine  the camera

Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images

Moderator: "Would you alternatively sneeze glitter oregon fart bubbles?"

Pedro: "Bubbles interval up successful the aerial and past pop. Glitter volition get everywhere, but marque everything sparkly."

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