Women Are Confessing The Automatic Icks That Made Them Leave A Hookup Saying, "Never Again," And Unfortunately, I'm Cackling

Reddit idiosyncratic DarkShadowMirage77 precocious posted successful r/AskWomen: "What's the biggest ick you got mid-hookup that you couldn't ignore?" The ladies of the sub bravely shared their cringiest hookup stories, and though determination were hundreds of noteworthy, nauseating comments, we narrowed it down to immoderate of the wildest (and genuinely gnarliest) ones. Godspeed:

1. "He spot my cervix trying to beryllium sexy, and his WHOLE TOOTH came out. It wasn't a veneer. That was his earthy tooth. My full assemblage cringes erstwhile I deliberation astir it."

—MsDovahkiin

3. "The feline I was hooking up with got up from the furniture and near a large brownish streak crossed the sheets. I thought it was sweat astatine first. It was not."

—Starwarsmom_78

4. "I went implicit to a guy's location to hookup and his location smelled similar canine poop. Then his full furniture was perfectly covered successful canine fur. I kept trying to spell down connected him, but I kept choking connected canine fur. I wasn't astir to get canine fur up successful me. I had to leave. I was disappointed excessively due to the fact that helium was truthful blistery and I was truly looking guardant to it."

—Virgosapphire81

5. "I was successful the mediate of giving him head. He was lasting up, and we decided to determination things to the couch. When helium sat down, helium dispersed his legs a bit, and I saw that helium had dingleberries by his balls. I did archer him, and helium hopped successful the ablution to rinse, but helium ghosted maine aft that! Normally, it wouldn’t matter, but helium was a person I'd had a crush connected for YEARS, truthful I was beauteous upset astatine the time. Every clip I miss him, I retrieve the poop though."

—hollowxbody

6. "We were kissing, and helium started licking my teeth. Nope."

—doyouevenlemon

7. "I met him astatine a bar, went backmost to his place, and helium had aggregate pictures hanging and connected tabletops of him and different woman. I asked what was up, and helium said it was his ex. I left. I looked him up after, and it really was his ex…from implicit a twelvemonth ago. To each their own, I guess? But I don't cognize wherefore helium thought that wouldn't marque maine instantly leave."

—cullens_sidepiece

8. "Not mid-hookup but alternatively instantly post-hookup, helium stood adjacent to my furniture and said, 'It would beryllium sooo bully to deed my vape close now, ' and past made maine spell capable up his h2o vessel for him portion helium watched TikToks. 26-year-old man, BTW."

—AdvertisingPretty213

9. "Noticing helium had a tattoo of his ain name."

—singoneiknow

10. "He kissed similar a guppy. Just these open-mouth, smacking noises, and trying to devour fractional my face. I was truthful repulsed. I would conscionable powerfulness done and woody with it due to the fact that we each cognize however it tin spell if you effort to enactment the brakes on. I yet realized I didn't care. I was a grown-ass pistillate and wasn't going to bang immoderate dude and hatred myself conscionable due to the fact that it was 'easier.' I stopped him, told him I wasn't feeling it, and kicked him out. It was a transformative infinitesimal successful my life. Since then, I've ne'er allowed myself to beryllium compelled into doing thing physically conscionable due to the fact that it was easier to powerfulness done than accidental no."

—hot_like_wasabi

11. "He talked for an hr astir however overmuch helium loved his mum. He was crying, helium was THAT emotional. He wanted to person enactment afterwards, and it was conscionable messed up to person enactment aft listening to that."

—ComprehensivePlay678

12. "This 1 feline looked astatine himself successful the reflector afterwards and said, 'I'd beryllium my ain groupie,' LMAO, barf."

—kattttnippp

13. "He kept talking truly corny. Oh my god, I'm cringing now, reasoning of it. For instance, erstwhile my shirt/bra was off, helium would enactment similar a teenage lad and say, 'Oh, determination are my friends! Friend 1 and person two,' oregon he'd say, 'My my my! And it’s not adjacent my birthday!' It was ne'er rude oregon mean successful immoderate way, but ever a temper killer."

—rozetintsmyworld

14. "He said, 'You similar that? You similar that?' Literally each different second, backmost to backmost to back. He said it possibly 40 times earlier I enactment an extremity to it 🤣."

—SquirrelDisastrous2

15. "We were connected the sofa, and a reflector was connected the partition beside us. He kept positioning america truthful helium could ticker himself. After helium was done, helium said, 'I look truthful bully erstwhile I'm f...ing.' I didn't respond and ne'er saw him again aft that."

—SpecialLady101

16. "Cat hairsbreadth each implicit the bed. Not conscionable a small present and there; it was CAKED successful the blanket. All successful the sheets. It was my archetypal and past clip determination 😂."

—PinkPrincess

17. "He kept calling himself 'daddy,' adjacent aft I asked him to stop. I conscionable can't bash that."

—Xallia_Yevatell

18. "Immediately aft hooking up, helium excused himself due to the fact that helium had to bash his Duolingo acquisition for the day. The owl got much aftercare than I did 💀."

—Agitated-Climate5313

19. "I dated an underwear exemplary successful assemblage for astir 4 oregon 5 months. He wasn't the astir self-aware person, but damn was helium pretty. We were fooling astir 1 night, and I noticed helium had a clump of dingleberries and smears. I instantly got the ick and asked him to ablution and get cleaned up. He said, 'Oops, usually I person idiosyncratic instrumentality attraction of that for maine connected photograph shoots.' After that, I conscionable couldn't instrumentality him seriously. This was a antheral who made his surviving by being naked, and helium couldn't fuss to cleanable his butt crack."

"For those who volition ask: No, helium did not person an odor. And I had not seen grounds of his contented connected his underwear previously. This tin lone beryllium explained by the information that helium had a bully circular peach of an ass that would've locked immoderate stink in. This was the archetypal clip I'd seen him wherever helium didn't person clip to ablution and cleanable up beforehand. He had been connected a level each day, past I picked him up from the airport, we went to dinner, and past we went home."

—RosyClearwater

20. "He was mode excessively funny successful different men I had been with, and wouldn't halt asking astir them. He wanted maine to remark connected them oregon comparison them oregon something. I couldn't archer if helium wanted maine to speech them up and speech him down, oregon vice versa. Either way, it enactment maine disconnected quickly."

—PastelPure

21. "Every clip helium kissed me, helium would say, 'MMM-mmm, scrumptious!' For the archetypal mates of dates, I thought it was cute due to the fact that we weren't making out. Then we hooked up, and helium did it again aft going down connected me. 😭 I don't cognize what pistillate told him that was hot, but I broke up with him similar a time later."

—crab_ragoon

22. "I enactment my manus nether the pillow to drawback the headboard, and grabbed a gun. He kept a 9mm nether the pillow. I was out."

—LegitimateStar7034

23. "He asked to determination the enactment from his furniture to his surviving country level due to the fact that his feline was successful the furniture and helium didn’t privation to determination it."

—Building_a_bus

24. "A booger came retired and stayed connected his moustache, and helium didn't notice."

—Acrobatic_Ad_6590

25. "I had an ex who called going down connected maine 'giving maine kisses.' I shudder each clip I deliberation astir it."

—Odd_Seesaw_3451

26. "I yet saw his bedroom. He had his mattress connected the floor, nary furniture, and nary nightstand to enactment my glasses and telephone on. He was a 30-year-old big astatine that time. I didn’t recognize it was his country erstwhile I archetypal saw it (he had roommates), and I said aloud, 'Who's the serial slayer sleeping connected the floor?' He fessed up that it was his room, clocked the look connected my face, and went to Ikea the aforesaid week to bargain furniture. Good for him, honestly, but dang, archetypal impressions are pugnacious to overcome, you know?"

—SnooPears3006

27. "When helium stopped for a fractional 2nd to inquire maine however my household was doing. Like??? I couldn't continue. I mislaid my temper and asked him to instrumentality maine home. He had to beryllium determination and deliberation astir what helium had done alllll the mode to my place, positive allllll the mode back. If this was going to instrumentality with me, it amended person stuck with him, too."

—CloudyDaze06

28. "He narrated what helium was doing successful the 3rd person."

—k-boots

29. "He called maine mommy, and I person to physically shingle the thought distant erstwhile I deliberation of it."

—Otherwise_Anybody873

30. "I told a feline I needed much lube and helium said, 'No, you don’t.'"

—sophieemae

31. "Tongue each the mode into my receptor canal. Then the different ear. Then, erstwhile I went to displacement away, the lingua went down my throat. I imagined swallowing my ain earwax and could ne'er get backmost into him again."

—Sea_Sugar

32. "I told him I had to spell to the bath to instrumentality my tampon retired first, and helium said, 'No problem, I got it.' He past proceeds to instrumentality retired my tampon and enactment it successful a vessel connected a shelf! That was everlastingly ago, but it inactive haunts maine sometimes 💀."

—FluoriteDaze

33. "He deed a watermelon flavored vape successful the mediate of it all."

—trapezoid-

34. "He would halt what helium was doing, thin into my ear, and aggressively whisper, 'MINE.'"

—Regular-Cucumber-209

35. And: "I hooked up with a feline astatine my spot aft a 3rd date. It was hot, helium was hot, and helium was younger and exciting. He puts connected his apparel to leave, and earlier walking retired the door, helium grabs a lukewarm brew from a battalion I hadn't enactment distant aft market buying and past asks for a acold 1 'for the road' 😦."

—Big_Mammoth_7638

Ladies, has a feline ever fixed you specified an ick during a hookup that you knew you couldn't spot him again? What did helium do?! Tell america successful the comments oregon stock anonymously utilizing this form!

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