"When I Started Mixing Regular Corn Flakes With My Frosted Flakes Because They Were Too Sweet": 29 Signs You're Officially Old That No One Warned You About

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—u/Youhurtmypee

"I was skateboarding successful the street, drunk, connected my 30th birthday... I started to instrumentality a dive, and what flashed done my caput was, 'What if I interruption something, past person to instrumentality disconnected work, wage the aesculapian bills, person occupation taking attraction of the kids, and moving with a formed on, etc.' Immediately realized I was excessively aged to beryllium doing crap similar that anymore."

—u/Icmedia