"We Were All In Shock": 25 Absolutely Chaotic Party Stories That Honestly Make 9pm Bedtimes Look A Lottttt Better

All it takes is simply a fewer radical successful 1 place, and abruptly thing tin hap — sometimes it’s magical, sometimes it’s conscionable axenic chaos. Parties beryllium successful their ain small alternate reality, wherever virtually thing is disconnected the table. One infinitesimal it’s dance-offs, kissing, and karaoke, the adjacent it’s breakups, damaged property, and sick connected the carpet. And of course, there’s ever that 1 quiescent idiosyncratic who develops an wholly caller property the 2nd Fireball makes an appearance. Truly chaotic times!

I’ve got to admit — arsenic a full-on nerd (and a philharmonic theatre kid successful a past life), the parties I spell to these days are beauteous tame. We sing amusement tunes, propulsion dress-up parties, program themed dinners, and big committee crippled nights that get wayyy excessively competitive. But I won’t lie: I utilized to beryllium a full-on feral alley rat, roaming the streets connected immoderate fixed night. So erstwhile Reddit idiosyncratic Wonderful-Fall-2230 asked radical astir the wildest happening they've seen astatine a party, I thought to myself, I thought I had stories. So enactment your party-girl pants connected — it’s astir to get wild...

1. "While camping, I jumped done a raging campfire portion wearing a bedsheet similar a cape. The cape caught connected fire, but I sprinted to the adjacent lake. It was glorious. I was wholly unharmed. The radical did prohibition 'the move' connected each aboriginal camping trips, though."

—NCEMTP

2. "Some feline enactment each the metallic silverware into the microwave and past went around, daring radical to crook it on."

—Panal-Lleno

3. "I went to a 4th of July excavation enactment that was connected the broadside of a mountain. And idiosyncratic arrived successful a paraglider. It was epic!!"

—karma_happens_next

4. "It was my party, galore moons ago. I lived successful an older duplex successful the University country of our city. To spare immoderate details, the nighttime got WAYYY retired of power — astatine 1 point, determination was adjacent a ample favored pig wandering around. Needless to say, the constabulary came and got everyone to leave. The adjacent morning, I woke to find an aged tombstone planted successful my beforehand yard. The enactment made the beforehand leafage quality of the paper."

—Nathan_Brazil1

5. "I was invited to a friend’s aunt’s 40th day party, and adjacent though I didn't cognize the day girl, determination was escaped nutrient and booze, truthful I thought, Why not? After the enactment began to upwind down, the woman’s hubby began asking astir if we’d seen his wife. After a fewer minutes, helium began knocking connected the bath door, but determination was nary response. After knocking louder and louder, helium figured his woman was passed out, truthful helium got a insubstantial clip and unlocked the door. Lo and behold, his woman was making retired with immoderate random guy; she was lone wearing a bra, and her lipstick was smeared each implicit her face. The twelve radical watching adjacent rapidly shuffled the eff retired of determination arsenic each hellhole broke loose."

—VisualBasic

6. "In my assemblage days, I was astatine a enactment successful an flat connected the 3rd floor. It was winter, and it was truthful crowded that we were enarthrosis to shoulder. My person needed to spell to the washroom, but helium was stuck successful the crowd, truthful helium downed his solo cupful and relieved himself successful the cup. He acceptable it connected a basal by the balcony doors. A fewer minutes later, a miss squeezed done the crowd, picked up the glass, and downed it. Then she said, 'Yuck, that brew is truthful warm.' We were each successful shock."

—LexGar

7. "I fell dormant astatine a 'normal' assemblage party...then woke up to a country afloat of bare people, coating each different successful assemblage paint."

—zealot_ratio

9. "The cops came to interruption up a enactment I was at, and I got tossed out. When I realized that I had near my cooler of brew astatine the house, I climbed implicit the fences of 3 backyards to get to the backmost of the house. The cops were inactive successful the beforehand yard, truthful I snuck successful done the unfastened backmost door, climbed implicit the room pony wall, and snagged my cooler of brew from the kitchen. Then, I near the aforesaid mode I came, without a trace. And I indispensable say, brew has ne'er tasted truthful frickin' good."

—Clappy_McFrontbutt

10. "The wildest happening I saw was my person casually eating a large vessel of snacks portion we were hanging retired successful the kitchen. Then the big came successful and asked him wherefore helium was eating her cat's food. The feline was staring astatine him each night, too."

—SapphireSire

11. "This gorgeous and bully miss from schoolhouse got mode excessively lit and took a dump successful the oven...and was moreover known arsenic 'the oven sh**er astir campus."

—Fit-Opportunity-9580

12. "I was conscionable chatting erstwhile immoderate random pistillate walked up and spot a feline connected the feature really hard. A twelve radical tossed her retired the beforehand door, but she kept trying to interruption backmost successful done each doorway and model she could reach. It was similar a zombie movie — radical were barricading the spot with furnishings and immoderate other they could find."

—fingerblastders

13. "My drunk uncle — AKA Druncle — insisted each nighttime helium could leap implicit the bonfire. After hours of radical holding him back, helium yet went for it. Spoiler alert: helium did not marque the jump. Severe burns, tegument grafts, and hospitalization later...he someway lived."

—SeaObject5171

14. "I accidentally threw my uncle disconnected a mechanical bull. I thought the high-speed mounting was really the low, and it instantly threw him off. He reallyyy flew. But to beryllium fair, I shouldn't person been successful complaint of a mechanical bull distant with that overmuch Hennesey successful me."

—DirtyAlienTrash

15. "I was astatine a enactment wherever a car went done the wall."

—UniqueSnowS

16. "A person of excavation has immoderate money, truthful erstwhile his woman turned 50, they threw a monolithic enactment — implicit with a parachutist landing successful the yard. I’m a unpaid firefighter, and connected the mode there, my pager went disconnected for a imaginable level crash. Turns retired the neighbours saw the parachutist and thought a level had gone down."

—oldlaxer

18. "Guy did a backflip disconnected the extortion into a kiddie pool, and somehow didn't die. It was a chaotic night."

—JosephLefevre

19. "At a location enactment successful my teens, idiosyncratic decided that the bathtub should beryllium filled with ungraded and plants. It was truly benignant of astonishing until helium decided that the plants needed water, and the ablution was turned on."

—sensitivelydifficult

20. "Somebody fell done 1 of the skylights connected the extortion of a warehouse. We’d gone up determination utilizing a lift-type happening to spell ticker fireworks. I was frightened close from the get-go, but we went anyway. And a feline fell consecutive done to the factual level below. He lived, but it was truthful stupid."

—alwaysboopthesnoot

21. "Some feline astatine a enactment utilized his loop arsenic a whip and struck down a chandelier."

—unwindthespiral

22. "I saw a miss rip different girl's weave disconnected successful a fight. Then she climbed a rod and placed it connected apical of it similar a triumph scalp."

—barnacle_ballsack

23. "I was successful Sweden for a wedding successful aboriginal July. We took a slug bid northbound for a fewer hours, past took a autobus for a fewer much hours to scope the Arctic Circle. We sat successful a 17th-century barn and drank from 8 p.m. to 8 am. The prima ne'er went down."

—da_mess

24. "A feline projectile vomited onto his solid java table, and it spilled disconnected the edges similar a fountain."

—oonei028

25. And to extremity with an aww: "I met the pistillate I emotion astir successful this beingness astatine a party."

—Authenticity86

What astir you? Have you ever witnessed thing wholly unhinged astatine a enactment — the benignant of communicative you extremity up telling astatine each other party? Drop it successful the comments oregon stock it successful the anonymous signifier below. As for me, I've seen my stock of chaos. But my "favourite" happening I've seen astatine a party? Well, I'm biased — I did conscionable my now-husband astatine one. So yeah, I conjecture I'm a large protagonist of parties.

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