"Told Me My Eyes Were Pretty And He’d Like To Keep Them In A Jar", And 20 Other Reasons People Walked Out On Dates

1. "He wore flip flops to our date. He kept interrupting maine erstwhile I was talking. If helium wasn’t interjecting, he’d conscionable contradict astir of what I’d say. I near him halfway done meal erstwhile I couldn’t get a connection successful without being contradicted. The comic happening was, I explained to him earlier I near that helium kept connected negating everything I said. To which helium replied, 'no, I didn’t, you were conscionable truthful sensitive.' I saw red. I left."

–userisnottaken

2. "Technically it was astir the extremity of the date, but I refused a thrust location from the edifice (he had driven maine determination but I decided I wanted a cab home) and helium said, 'If I wanted to wounded you I could bash it close here. I wouldn't request you to get successful my car.' He gave up and near maine determination eventually, but arsenic helium drove distant helium rolled down the model and spat astatine me."

–hellokiri

4. "When they made the enforcement determination to bid a vessel of vino a infinitesimal aft getting sat that was, and I quote, 'mid-range', which was a mates 100 dollars. When asked if they were gonna wage for it, they said , 'what bash you mean? I thought you were taking maine out'."

–MostAnonEver

5. "He showed up 20 minutes late, didn’t apologise, and spent the archetypal fractional hr loudly complaining astir his ex and 'how women are these days.' I went to the bathroom, paid my half, and left."

–Sophiaw9

6. "His woman called. She was successful the exigency country with their six period aged baby."

–msjammies73

7. "He was telling maine astir however fortunate I should beryllium to beryllium connected a day with him due to the fact that he’s 'in precocious demand'."

–transluciiiid

8. "I asked him what he'd been up to that day and helium replied proudly 'trolling LGBTQ radical online', helium was successful his 40s with 2 kids to beryllium a relation exemplary for. Glad helium outed himself truthful aboriginal connected I guess."

–imintobighair

9. "He kept talking astir himself similar helium wasn't funny successful me."

–purplethunder383

10. "We ordered. I ate my burger and each of my fries. The server came by and asked if we wanted dessert and handed america menus. He puts his manus implicit excavation and lowers it. He looks maine successful the oculus and goes, 'don’t you deliberation you’ve had enough'. I walked out."

–SquiddlyB

11. "A miss told maine she didn't day Asian guys. I'm precise intelligibly an Asian feline from my photos."

–chuman1984

12. "Confessed helium was inactive successful emotion with his ex."

–chipswitguac

13. "Before we adjacent made it to the restaurant, I gave her my telephone portion I was driving to enactment connected music. She was taking a portion to enactment thing connected and I looked implicit and successful the reflection of the rider model I saw her scrolling done my substance messages."

–Ac997

14. "Where I usage to unrecorded had a clump of chaotic bunnies. When helium picked maine up for the day helium kept swerving trying to tally them over. I told him to halt that car, I told him I won’t day a portion of crap that behaves that mode and got retired of the car."

–Afraid-Fox9171

15. "She was ever taking pictures of our drinks, food, radical successful the restaurant, etc. It was a treble date, truthful me, my girlfriend, and our person conscionable got up and left."

–BnZAwkward_Lab5858

16. "I had to transportation the speech the full time. She said, portion walking successful the streets, 'I hatred disfigured people, tin they not conscionable spell away'."

–shakepepsi

17. "Guy told maine my eyes were beauteous and he’d similar to support them successful a jar."

–RepulsiveOlive757

"I volition besides adhd that this took spot astatine 1 of the indoor trampoline places. Given that we were some implicit 22, I should person questioned his day prime more."

–RepulsiveOlive757

18. "We got into an statement implicit the signifier of the earth. He claimed it’s flat."

–vitamin_di

19. "He was a disgusting eater. Chewing with an unfastened mouth, nutrient falling into his thigh and successful his shirt."

–Remarkable_Bell1525

20. "I person vitiligo connected my hands. Within 15 mins she went 'ew gross what’s that connected your hands'. I answered and she replied with 'well that’s disgusting, you should truly screen it up'. I laughed astatine her and said, 'wow you are a unspeakable idiosyncratic to accidental that', and walked retired and made her wage for my beer. Luckily, the barroom tender heard excessively and gave her immoderate crap arsenic I left."

–MrMeeseeks33

21. "I took a miss retired to a decent edifice aft moving a sixty hr week framing a commercialized building."

"When the measure came, it was adjacent to 2 100 dollars. I reached for my wallet, and she virtually laughed and told maine she usually lone dates guys who marque passive income, and that carnal labour is for radical who cannot bash math. I enactment down precisely capable currency to screen my steak and my beer, stood up, and near her sitting determination with the remainder of the bill. My wealth is earned successful sawdust and sweat, I americium not wasting it connected that benignant of entitlement."

–PhysicalCarpenter721

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