Growing up, I’d ne'er imagined myself arsenic a mom, and my parent ever assumed that if it happened, it would beryllium an mishap and we’d person to thrust to Mexico. Maybe if we’d been connected speaking terms, I could’ve asked her astir the nighttime terrors, the humor clots, the engorged nipples. She could’ve assured maine that she ne'er breastfed and I turned retired fine... well, fundamentally fine.