This Comedian Has A Fake Hotline For People Who Want To Report Undocumented Immigrants, And The Calls Are Just As Bad As You’d Imagine (Worse, Actually)

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If you've been unfortunate capable to beryllium connected the net for much than 5 seconds since January 2025, you cognize that it's casual to consciousness wholly consumed by the authorities of the satellite close now, particularly if you're American.

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Everyone is reacting otherwise to this section of American history. You mightiness beryllium retired successful the streets, protesting and making your dissent against this medication heard, large and clear. Or, possibly you're taking a interruption from societal media altogether.

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If you're Ben Palmer, you're doing what you've ever done: prank MAGA.

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Palmer, amended known arsenic @palmertrolls to his 4 cardinal TikTok followers, is nary alien to being a menace online, arsenic his username suggests.

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“I’m ever conscionable trying to find the caller happening to do. I’m ever looking for what’s existent and thing caller that comes out. I privation to unreal to beryllium that happening and spot if there’s thing there, comedy-wise,” Palmer told BuzzFeed.

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Now, the comedian has a caller project: a fake hotline for reporting amerciable immigrants.

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Here's however it works: Palmer recruited a person to make a website for him, and connected this website, radical tin study individuals they fishy are undocumented. Then, Palmer calls them.

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He precocious posted 1 of these exchanges, and it's gone mega viral, with astir 21 cardinal views connected TikTok alone. This speech is betwixt Palmer, posing arsenic an worker astatine the hotline halfway named Greg, and a kindergarten teacher reporting her student's parents, who she believes are "here illegally."

 "Kindergarten teacher   wants kindergartener deported. They person  a child."

"I conscionable deliberation it's odd, you know? It's precise odd," the caller tells Palmer. "It's conscionable unusual for them to adjacent beryllium here...I mean, they look similar bully people, oregon whatever, but I looked him up successful our files, and I was like, 'Oh, she was calved successful Honduras, and he's calved successful El Salvador.' So close determination it's like, OK, possibly I'm connected the close path."

 "Kindergarten teacher   wants kindergartener deported. It's precise  odd."

In the video, Palmer past says what he's penning down successful his notes for his supervisor: "Teaches astatine school. Wants kindergarten child's parents deported." The teacher responds to this, laughing and saying, "You marque it dependable terrible. You marque it dependable similar it's terrible." And Palmer replies, "Oh, well, I'm conscionable penning down what you're telling me."

 "Kindergarten teacher   wants kindergartener deported. And that's Hispanic."

Later, Palmer calls the teacher backmost and breaks the news: her kindergarten student's parents are documented citizens. "So, yeah, it's bully due to the fact that we don't person to deport a 6-year-old. And, yeah, I mean, you know, that small fella could person been a menace to our nationalist security," helium says successful the video.

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The kindergarten teacher is not blessed astir this and (of course) asks to talk to Palmer's manager, who is besides him nether a antithetic sanction — Brian.

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You tin ticker Palmer's afloat video here.

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This is acold from the lone enactment calved from his fake hotline Palmer has posted online. He's besides posted astir radical suspecting their neighbors, ex-wives, and Publix and 7/11 workers of being undocumented.

 "She wanted a Publix investigated."

"I've noticed it tin get precise personal, and a batch of radical conscionable privation radical deported due to the fact that they don't talk bully English," Palmer said.

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He says helium takes acold much calls than the ones that extremity up connected his TikTok account, but not each the calls are worthy posting.

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"For stand-up comedians, they constitute a clump of jokes, and they effort them retired connected stage, and possibly they wrote 10, and lone 1 of them works. It's benignant of akin to that," Palmer explained. "Sometimes you get a call, and there's thing truly similar drama that came from it, and past worldly benignant of rises to the surface, like, 'OK, that was a bully one.'"

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But, careless of however "good" a telephone is, Palmer says each azygous telephone helium receives is from a existent person. "The lone satire portion is connected my end," Palmer said. "Those radical are deadass."

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The effect to Palmer's videos has been multi-faceted. Some are horrified that radical consenting to merchantability retired their students and neighbors lurk amongst us.

 "How profoundly  revolting. She’s a fucking teacher."

Others are enthralled by Palmer's quality to clasp up a reflector to these callers by simply repeating their words back.

 "I cognize  it's tuff looking astatine  him" that took maine  out, with a crying emoji

"I emotion it erstwhile radical are quoting things that were said successful the video and uncovering it funny. That's my favourite part," Palmer told BuzzFeed. "[But,] with this kindergarten teacher, I deliberation the crushed it was getting shared much was due to the fact that of the atrocity and outrage of what was happening, which is inactive OK."

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Palmer admits that calls similar the speech successful his viral kindergarten teacher tin beryllium bittersweet to receive, too.

 "A teacher. HIS teacher. This is devastating."

"I didn't cognize wherever other to spell with it, humor-wise, due to the fact that it's sad, you know? Sometimes it gets similar that, wherever it's truthful bittersweet it becomes challenging to beryllium humorous," Palmer explained.

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Still, Palmer has nary plans of stopping his trolling. He told BuzzFeed helium plans to enlistee a chap comedian who speaks Spanish to play the relation of his undocumented migrant reporting hotline supervisor.

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And, helium hopes his videos proceed to supply alleviation and laughter to the radical who request it most. "It's conscionable astir getting mislaid successful a antithetic satellite for a small bit," helium told BuzzFeed. "It's ever fun."

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