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If you similar radical watching, past you cognize that the airdrome is 1 of the BEST places successful the satellite to ticker radical enactment similar implicit foooools. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's bewildering, but it's astir ever entertaining.
1. "A pistillate eating cole slaw from a gallon Ziploc container with her hands."
2. "I was precocious successful the airport, and retired of nowhere, each azygous talker successful the airdrome played the Windows XP start-up sound. It was truly large and beauteous funny."
3. "I saw an aged woman pursuit a summons cause portion swinging her cane arsenic a club, trying to deed the agent."
4. "This happened erstwhile flying retired of a small determination airdrome connected the archetypal formation of the day. It was astir 7 a.m., and determination were possibly 10 radical booked connected this happening successful total. I arrived astatine the airdrome astir 5 a.m. to cheque in, etc., but the airdrome was closed (no lights, nary guards, locked doors). I conscionable thought they astir apt don't marque a large woody astir getting things acceptable up early. 7 a.m. came and went, and astir 10 different radical were each waiting with maine astatine the beforehand doorway of this, seemingly unoccupied, airport, truly fucking confused. This feline pulled up successful a motortruck and said, 'You guys looking for the 7 a.m. flight?' Well, yes, obviously. He said, 'Oh, they MOVED THE AIRPORT LAST NIGHT. The terminal is astir connected the different broadside of the runway.' Luckily, we made the formation due to the fact that they didn't archer the formation unit either, but surely my astir WTF airdrome experience."
5. "I was going done Louisville erstwhile this young feline moving the scanner called for backup due to the fact that helium had recovered 'an Israeli outer dish' successful somebody's luggage. A middle-aged pistillate walked implicit and picked it up. It was 1 of those aluminum pasta drainers with a signifier of holes successful the bottommost that looks similar a Star of David. She said, 'It's a colander.' The young feline responded, 'What's a colander?' Her, 'Never mind. She's allowed to person it. NEXT!'"
6. "I was astatine the Harrisburg, PA, airdrome for an aboriginal greeting flight. I was sitting astatine my gross waiting, and this mates successful matching Barry Manilow outfits rolled up. I’m talking a bedazzled 'Copa Cabana' jean jacket, orangish T-shirt with Barry connected it, and Barry Manilow luggage tags. I thought it was odd, but ace fans are ace fans truthful 🤷🏼♀️. But it got weirder. Some woman who was doing yoga successful the main walkway came implicit and started chatting with the Barry Manilow ace fans. I learned that these radical travel him connected circuit each astir the satellite and person seen him virtually hundreds of times. They met online and bonded implicit their emotion for him. They adjacent went to a Barry amusement successful NYC aft their wedding successful their wedding formal and tux.
7. "Flying retired of Orlando, I was successful the TSA line, and this woman successful beforehand of maine had a afloat ass jar of pickles enactment up connected the table. I judge the TSA agents informed her that the magnitude of liquid successful the jar exceeded the acceptable amount, truthful naturally, the pistillate picked up the jar and drank fractional of it. It was excessively aboriginal successful the greeting for that shit."
—u/Jk_Jacob_
8. "Someone successful the X-ray lane adjacent to maine was pulled disconnected to the broadside for further inspection of their bag. He pulled retired a taxidermied weasel."
9. "I was sitting astatine my gross astatine the Denver airdrome a mates of years agone erstwhile the feline who was making an announcement accidentally ended it with, 'love you, bye.'"
—u/knz-rn
10. "I was astatine a determination airdrome successful the Philippines and saw a unsighted antheral starring what was fundamentally a conga enactment of different unsighted people. There were astir 7 radical successful total, and everyone wore acheronian glasses and acheronian clothes. The feline successful the beforehand was feeling astir with a achromatic cane, and since helium was weaving passim the airport, it caused everyone successful the enactment to determination successful a zigzag. By far 1 of the astir antithetic things I've ever seen astatine an airport."
—u/symbiosa
11. "I saw a woman losing her crap with TSA astatine the Nashville airdrome due to the fact that they recovered a pocketknife connected her and she refused to springiness it up due to the fact that it was a household heirloom. She kept cursing and trying to bargain with them due to the fact that 'It was conscionable a small knife, truthful conscionable fto maine instrumentality it connected the plane!' I was randomly selected for a pat-down due to the fact that my carry-on container had the apical tier of my wedding barroom successful it, truthful I got to spot this lady's full meltdown portion waiting."
12. "I saw a inferior league shot squad traveling to a tournament. Over 20 American boys, aged 10 to 12, each sat calmly and quietly, waiting for their flight. There were nary mobile devices of immoderate kind. They each conscionable sat there. Some chatted quietly, others were reading, a fewer were looking retired the window, but each of them were calm. I don't cognize astir you, but I person ne'er EVER seen kids that property beryllium similar that, overmuch little truthful galore of them astatine once."
—u/basura_trash
13. "I worked successful Mississippi for a fewer years, and my colleagues and I were traveling constantly. Since Jackson’s airdrome is truthful small, astir each of our flights had stops with connections successful Charlotte. Since we were determination truthful often, we decided to marque a impermanent publication that we would motion each clip we were successful the Charlotte terminal. It lived nether a seat astatine gross E7 for implicit a twelvemonth and a fractional earlier it got removed."
14. "There was a middle-aged pistillate successful beforehand of maine successful the information cheque enactment CRUSHING a full container of drawstring cheese. Not peeling them into strings but conscionable chomping each instrumentality successful similar 2 oregon 3 bites. I saw her instrumentality retired astatine slightest 12 food sticks successful the fewer minutes she was successful beforehand of me."
15. "I worked information astatine an airport, and had a fewer antithetic radical assertion they were Jesus and effort to committee a flight. When asked for ID, they presented the Bible. Had 1 endanger to termination me, and helium was arrested. Not precise Jesus-like."
16. "I utilized to enactment astatine the PDX airport. I was walking done baggage assertion 1 time and witnessed a handcuffed antheral being led retired the beforehand doors by security. He spotted me, told maine I was beautiful, and asked maine out, each with a large grin connected his face, again, WHILE HE WAS IN HANDCUFFS. I conscionable stood there, shocked, arsenic helium was led away. Bold move, buddy, bold move."
17. "Last year, I was strolling done an airdrome looking for my gross erstwhile I saw a bald antheral with a precise agelong ponytail draped implicit his enarthrosis walking successful the other direction. I was confused due to the fact that helium appeared to beryllium afloat bald and shaven. As helium walked past, I realized helium was bald but for a tiny spot connected the backmost of his caput shaved into a bosom from which helium had hairsbreadth down to his waist."
—u/Pajamafied
18. "Someone had three-gallon jugs of cranberry foodstuff successful their carry-on. I had questions."
—u/ZolaMonster
19. "I was the weird idiosyncratic once. I was travelling with a mates bottles of tattoo ink, and I had heard that it’s champion to effort to compression the aerial retired of bottles earlier the flight. As you tin imagine, it went horribly wrong. So determination I was successful a random country of the airdrome (before I adjacent went done security), suitcase wide open, achromatic tattoo ink each implicit the level and my hands. I couldn’t permission my luggage unattended, and I couldn’t zip it up without getting ink each implicit my clothes. I sat determination for astir 5 minutes conscionable laughing astatine myself earlier immoderate benignant psyche stopped and asked, 'Do you request help?' and went to get maine immoderate bedewed insubstantial towels. I went by that portion of the airdrome a twelvemonth later, and determination was inactive a faint achromatic stain connected the tile floor.
20. "I had an overnight layover successful Heathrow and recovered what I thought would beryllium an out-of-the-way hallway to nap successful for a bit. When I awoke an hr oregon truthful later, determination was a antheral dormant successful beforehand of maine (head-to-head, some of america lying against the wall) and a 20-something mates curled up astatine my feet. At the time, it was awkward, and I conscionable GTFO of determination arsenic softly arsenic I could, but looking back, it's benignant of saccharine that those 2 parties saw maine sleeping and thought that it looked similar a harmless spot for them each to laic down their heads arsenic well."
21. "I got to ticker arsenic they loaded pallets of currency onto a level I was going to alert on. We're talking astir 3 4'x4' pallets loaded 5 feet precocious with stacks of cash, wrapped successful plastic, and stamped with immoderate benignant of authoritative authorities packing slips. They had equipped guards each implicit the place."
22. "At the airdrome successful Madison, Wisconsin, I watched arsenic a pistillate casually walked successful holding an aged schoolhouse beverage kettle, went into the restroom, and came retired to determination what I tin lone presume was beverage for her 2 young boys. I person nary thought however the beverage got hot, but it was terribly cold, and I truly wanted successful connected it."
23. "I was successful an airdrome soon earlier Christmas, and determination were immoderate radical successful costumes greeting passengers. Most of them were dressed arsenic Christmas-y things similar Santa, elves, etc., but 1 was dressed arsenic what I tin lone picture arsenic an isosceles triangle-proportioned werewolf Garfield. To this day, I person nary thought what they were expected to be."
24. And finally, "I saw a idiosyncratic walking astir successful a greenish hoodie and a brownish insubstantial container implicit their head, with large, sharpied X's for eyes and a drawn-on rima with a cigaret hanging retired of it. Turned heads arsenic they walked done the hall. Whoever they were, they walked similar they didn't springiness a FUCK."
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