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We precocious had members of the BuzzFeed Community archer america astir the tackiest, astir tasteless weddings they've ever endured. We besides perused r/weddingshaming for different cringeworthy stories. Here's what radical shared:
1. "It was aft the ceremonial during their cocktail hour. There was plentifulness of intoxicant astatine their enactment — unfastened bar! But the wedding enactment near to spell portion astatine a brewery. They already did their photos unneurotic earlier the ceremony. They virtually conscionable near to drink. They near their guests who drove hours conscionable to drink. This is connected apical of the drinking they'd already been doing unneurotic portion getting ready. They were gone longer than an hr with nary nutrient for the full time. The bride and groom's toast was conscionable inviting everyone to instrumentality a changeable of liquor with them. The bridesmaid's toast was conscionable an anecdote of each the bride's drunken escapades. The lone meal point served was tacos, and they weren't adjacent authentic."
2. "I precocious attended a wedding wherever it felt similar the guests were held hostage during endless speeches and toasts. We heard from the begetter of the groom, the champion man, the maid of honor, an aunt, 2 friends, a sister, and the parent of the bride. Then, erstwhile I yet thought we were done, the bride took the mic and went done each array to individually convey each 100+ impermanent by name, sang blessed day to her grandma, etc. Then the groom did the aforesaid thing! People were talking implicit them astatine that point, oregon got up and went retired to the bar. It was never-ending and took up fractional the reception."
3. "A fewer years back, I attended a wedding with a astonishment guest. The wedding reception was being held successful the religion basement wherever they were getting married. After the nuptials, we each headed downstairs, and lo and behold, who bash I spot but Colonel Sanders himself. Everywhere you looked, Colonel Sanders was looking backmost astatine you. There were KFC tablecloths, napkins, insubstantial plates, buckets of chicken, and sides connected the buffet array with achromatic and reddish balloons with the KFC logo everywhere. Because the reception was held a fewer days earlier Halloween, the DJ came dressed similar a gorilla, which did not spell with the taxable of the KFC wedding, successful my opinion, but who americium I to judge? Halfway done the reception, the bride and groom near and returned afloat dressed arsenic Frankenstein and the bride of Frankenstein, greenish look constitution and all. Yes, it was the trashiest wedding I person ever attended, but we did devour good acknowledgment to the astonishment guest."
—Anonymous
4. "It was my cousin's wedding. The DJ played each karaoke tracks and sang on with the music. He had a horrible voice, which made it intolerable for america each to dance. Most radical spent the reception extracurricular connected the venue's terrace conscionable to flight the music. It was awful!"
—Anonymous
5. "The wedding was outdoors by a tiny pond astatine a friend's business. The person was a butcher and taxidermist. The backup program was to determination from the pond into the taxidermy store facing the model wherever the butchering takes place. The groom walked down the aisle to the opus 'Mama's Boy.' After the bride and groom were pronounced hubby and wife, the groom went to his parent and carried her up the aisle, ignoring the bride. The wedding barroom was Walmart cupcakes. The bride and groom got huffy astatine each different for smooshing the cupcakes truthful hard into each other's faces that they fought with the cupcakes. Then they asked everyone to donate wealth for their honeymoon due to the fact that the groom utilized the planned honeymoon wealth to bargain his parent a gift. The bride and groom aren't inactive married. He lives with his mom!"
—Anonymous
6. "My spouse and I were invited to his archetypal cousin's wedding. My spouse thought this was truly unusual arsenic his relative was successful her precocious 40s, had been joined for 20+ years, and nary 1 had mentioned she had gotten divorced. Nevertheless, we traveled to Florida from Canada to attend. It wasn't until we arrived that we discovered this was not an authoritative wedding but a 'joining ceremony' for the 'third subordinate of their marriage,' God. After moving to Florida from Toronto, they became born-again Christians, and their immense non-denominational religion held this ceremony."
"Many of their friends and relatives were arsenic confused arsenic we were. We each had received wedding invitations that looked existent and said we had been invited to the wedding of his cousin, and a sanction we didn't recognize, truthful we assumed it was real. We came to find retired that her hubby had utilized his caller nickname, which nary of america knew him by. It was truthful strange, and astir of america conscionable fto them support our gifts due to the fact that we did not cognize the protocol."
—Anonymous
7. "My puerility best friend got joined successful '05. She didn't inquire maine to enactment successful the wedding, which was fine, arsenic agelong arsenic I could travel stock her blessed day. I had JUST gotten with my fellow astatine the time, and this was their archetypal clip gathering arsenic well. He was of Middle Eastern descent. The wedding was great. At the reception, I recovered retired her hubby was incredibly racist and kept calling my fellow Osama. I was aggravated and acceptable to go. About 4 hours later, I got a telephone from her, truthful I thought possibly she'd apologize bout what her hubby said, and we could effort to marque it right. Nope! This bitch called maine and called my fellow an highly racist slur, past said helium stole each of her wealth from my apron dance! I was wholly dumbfounded. After helium was called Osama bin Laden, we left! I stopped speaking to her lone to find retired 3 months aboriginal her brother, who is addicted to drugs, stole it ALL. We ne'er got an apology."
8. "Successful wedding set instrumentalist here, with aggregate stories to tell! Here's 1 of the best! We started playing during dinner. After an hr of soft, dilatory euphony with the guests staring astatine us, we yet played a much up-tempo opus that got astir everyone connected the creation floor. The groom ran up to convey america and asked for much creation music. The bride followed soon aft and told america not to play thing other that radical would creation to; she lone wanted dilatory music. After different hr of bored guests, the groom asked for much creation music, and we complied. Again, the assemblage got up and enjoyed themselves. Then the bride rushed over, screaming that we would not beryllium paid for the nighttime since we didn't obey her wishes."
"The guests really booed the bride, and she and the groom got into a horrible shouting match. The bride marched retired of the venue, and the groom proceeded to down shots arsenic if it were a frat enactment alternatively of a wedding reception. We aboriginal heard that the matrimony lone lasted months."
9. "My hubby and I were invited to the wedding of a coworker, who was an lawyer successful the instrumentality bureau I managed. I had returned the RSVP arsenic requested. The wedding was beautiful, and afterward, the reception was held connected the extracurricular terrace of a section restaurant. Apparently, much radical attended the reception than anticipated, arsenic determination were much radical than tables and chairs, and the edifice struggled to spot everyone successful the constricted space. When I saw my coworker for the archetypal clip aft her instrumentality from her honeymoon, I told her however beauteous her wedding had been. She responded by telling maine that I was not expected to attend."
"I said, 'Excuse me?' She said my brag had told her to invitation me, but she thought my hubby and I would not be due to the fact that we lived excessively acold distant from the venue. I apologized for not knowing 'the plan.' She ne'er apologized to maine for her rudeness, and I wonderment however galore of her 'chosen' invitees failed to RSVP. At immoderate rate, I knew who she truly was from past on."
—Anonymous
10. "I went to a wedding for a friend's lad astatine a venue 30 miles distant from wherever we lived. The wedding was held outdoors connected a cold, rainy day. Once the ceremonial started, everyone was asked to basal and enactment lasting for the 40-minute ceremony, adjacent though determination were seats. Afterwards, everyone was told to bash immoderate they wanted oregon spell find a section barroom to hold retired the two-hour clip quality earlier the reception started, since the venue would not beryllium open, and you could not enactment connected the spot to hold it out!"
"No 1 bothered to notation the reception would beryllium starting 2 hours aft the wedding itself! Having driven 30 miles to get there, I was not astir to thrust backmost home, truthful my hubby and I drove to a parkland and waited successful the rainfall successful the parking lot. The bride and groom's families each went to their favourite barroom and drank until the reception started. Neither thought it unusual that immoderate of their guests who traveled a sizeable region had a two-hour wait. Not to mention, they were successful a municipality they were unfamiliar with, truthful they had to termination 2 hours uncovering determination to spell oregon thing other to do!"
—Anonymous
11. "About 10 years ago, I went to the tackiest wedding ever — my then-boyfriend's ex-fling was the bride. At the reception, 1 of the groomsmen started handing retired keys to each feline there. Then helium made them enactment up and 'return their cardinal to the bride,' similar she was a sketchy motel they each had stayed at. Her ma looked similar she wanted to crawl nether the table. Pure chaos."
—Anonymous
12. "I was a bridesmaid for my assemblage roommate, and bully friends with some her and her fiancé. As we were getting acceptable to locomotion down the aisle, her fiancé turned to maine and said, 'I privation I were marrying you.' I was horrified and told him so! Then different bridesmaid came moving upstairs and told maine that the idiosyncratic doing the barroom had arrived late, was trying to acceptable up the cake, but bumped into the array and dropped the apical tier, and tried to blasted it connected immoderate of the small kids who were playing successful the room. I looked astatine her and told her not to accidental thing to the bride. As we started walking, I noticed she had frosting connected the hem of her formal and prayed the bride wouldn't spot it. Fortunately, the baker was capable to salvage the apical tier, and the bride had nary thought of that drama. They went connected to person kids but yet divorced."
—Anonymous
13. And: "My cousin's wedding. We were invited conscionable little than a week earlier the wedding. She rescheduled her wedding day 2 months earlier than the intended date. At our different cousin's wedding, she announced her upcoming wedding, stealing the thunder from the bride and groom. Super tacky attitude, topped with a ace inexpensive wedding with Chinese takeout 3 hours past lunchtime."
—Anonymous
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