The White House Just Released A Statement About Trump's Hands And It's... Something

She told a newsman connected Thursday, "As for the bandages connected the hands, we've fixed you an explanation. The president is virtually perpetually shaking hands. The Oval Office is similar Grand Central Terminal. He is gathering with much radical than immoderate of you adjacent cognize astir connected a regular basis. He's besides connected a regular aspirin regimen, which is thing his carnal examinations person said arsenic well, which tin lend to that bruising that you see."

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