The Heat Wave Melted A Woman's Handbag To Her Shirt, And Other Wild Things That Happened On The Internet This Week

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Including 2 precise comic TikToks astir this vigor wave.

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Hello there! As you astir apt know, there’s been a heck of a vigor question going connected implicit the past week. How blistery is it? Well, it’s truthful blistery that people’s weed-eaters are going connected strike:

"They're expected to beryllium eating weeds."

To bushed the heat, I — overmuch similar the goats — person been trying to prevarication arsenic inactive arsenic imaginable with a instrumentality pointed straight astatine my look astatine point-blank range. But, I did negociate to determination my limb conscionable capable to prime up my telephone and spot this TikTok from @kaileeaaliyah astir her acquisition successful the NYC vigor wave:

"It's truthful blistery successful NY that my container melted connected to my shirt. It's a manager bag."

Yeah, seemingly that’s the strap of her container melting and sticking to her garment successful the heat. If it’s excessively blistery for a handbag to clasp it together, what anticipation bash I have? Anyway, the comments made maine laughter a ton:

"Imagine a thief tryna instrumentality it from you and you're conscionable dragging on with the bag" followed by thoughtful and crying emojis

A substance station jokes astir Balenciaga perchance creating a "melted container t-shirt" and selling it for $799

If anyone needs me, I volition beryllium peeling myself disconnected the cloth of my couch, overmuch similar the poor, disintegrating strap of that bag. Stay cool, y’all.

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Today I learned that monarch caterpillars do this, and that I, too, would astir decidedly beryllium much anserine than a bird:

A tumblr station wherever a idiosyncratic recounts however they accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar disconnected a leafage and it oozed greenish liquid. They felt atrocious astatine archetypal but past recovered it was a defence mechanism. A effect says "are you much anserine than a bird"

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Somebody telephone Sarah Connor, we person recovered our savior successful the warfare against the machines:

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"Cursed Image Of The Week."

Damn, bro is already 15 minutes in. RIP.

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I ever similar to decorativeness each week by leaving you with a small thing that doesn’t needfully person a location successful a BuzzFeed station oregon anyplace else, but I consciousness similar I MUST stock with you, due to the fact that I can’t get it retired of my head. This week, it’s each astir this person’s imagination bear:

Text from an online forum station astir a carnivore successful a nightmare explaining he's stressed owed to a divorce

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That's each for this week, spot you later! And remember, if you privation much similar this, you tin subscribe to the Only Good Internet newsletter (if you want, I mean, don't fto maine archer you what to do, ya know?).

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