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Reddit idiosyncratic PuzzleheadedSwim6291 asked, "What's the fastest you've ever seen a matrimony end?" Within hours, implicit 2,000 radical took to the replies to stock their chaotic stories. Here are immoderate that stood out:
1. "I was a adjacent person of the bride. Straight aft the ceremony, she grabbed me. She was crying her eyes retired and said, 'Mike's not here! Mike didn't come! He didn't spot maine looking beauteous successful my dress!' Mike was her enactment brag whom she had a crush on. The bride hid distant successful the country with the excuse of being tired. The groom partied with his friends. The bride and groom went connected their honeymoon and came backmost separated. Mike near his woman to embark connected a two-week matter with the bride, past returned to his wife."
2. "My mate lasted astir 18 hours. His woman and parent got into an argument. His woman asked him to support her. He said helium wouldn't take betwixt his parent and his wife, truthful she left."
3. "I knew a miss who filed for divorcement aft 3 months erstwhile she discovered helium had utilized her recognition paper to motion up for Ashley Madison. I can't retrieve what the complaint was listed as, but it was a paper she didn't use, truthful she was amazed erstwhile she got a measure for the month. That meant helium had signed up conscionable aft they got backmost from their honeymoon. The divorcement took 3 years, and they fought implicit everything, including a canine that helium hated and a pitchy skis she wouldn't ride."
4. "I knew idiosyncratic whose woman cheated connected him connected the honeymoon with idiosyncratic she'd been chatting with online. She organized a meetup astatine the destination. I deliberation it was 2 weeks."
5. "A bully person of excavation got joined astatine a beauteous compartment successful agrarian Northern California, owned by a person of the bride. The wedding was great! The woman stayed down to assistance cleanable up the adjacent day, and instantly slept with the owner. The divorcement followed a period aboriginal erstwhile helium recovered out. People suck sometimes. Mine remarried an incredibly benignant and astute person, and they person 2 adorable children whom I contemplate stealing each clip I visit."
6. "My ma and my archetypal stepdad were lone joined for a fistful of weeks. I was beauteous young astatine the time, truthful I'm not afloat alert of the details. Still, I fishy the matrimony had been an effort to 'fix' immoderate problems they had successful their narration earlier that point, which fundamentally ne'er works. They eloped to Vegas, and a mates of weeks later, my ma was explaining what an annulment was to me."
7. "At a wedding I attended, the bride got drunk astatine the reception and openly confessed to sleeping with the groom's member the week before. He recovered retired that night. The matrimony lasted little than six hours. Divorce papers were filed earlier the honeymoon adjacent started. It's inactive the astir chaotic wedding I’ve ever seen."
8. "Wedding lensman here. I had a mates divided up during the archetypal dance."
9. "My own, wrong 3 months. We got married, and it was similar a implicit 180°. Turns retired his ex-girlfriend reached retired to him astir the aforesaid time, and helium inactive had feelings for her. I recovered retired due to the fact that she messaged maine connected Facebook with the screenshots of their texts. He had promised to permission maine if she'd get backmost with him. She agreed, truthful we divorced. She ne'er got backmost with him."
10. "It lasted 12 hours. They argued astir the wedding barroom and ne'er spoke again."
11. "Before the reception ended. It turns retired the bride and groom were successful an unfastened matrimony per her request. The bride seemingly had fallen for a 3rd enactment and near the reception with that idiosyncratic alternatively of the groom. She'd had doubts earlier but had gone done with the wedding due to the fact that her dada had paid for it, and helium was traveling crossed the state to attend. Overall, it was a precise shitty happening to do. The groom is simply a large feline and didn't merit it. The bride was a person of mine, but I haven't talked to her since. The reception was truthful weird. The bride wore a achromatic formal and lone wanted accelerated songs the full night, nary dilatory songs."
12. "My brother's matrimony ended during the reception. The bride's household had a acceptable erstwhile they discovered she had signed a prenup."
13. "I cognize of 1 that lasted 2 weeks (and was really implicit earlier that). They were precocious schoolhouse sweethearts, but the bride tried to backmost retired of the wedding, realizing her fiancé was and ever had been controlling and emotionally abusive. Her ma and MIL convinced her it was conscionable acold feet. She went done with it. On their wedding night, helium gave her a 'this is however it's going to beryllium present that we're married' code astir what helium expected her to do/not bash arsenic his wife, and she near that nighttime and didn't travel back."
14. "I went to a wedding successful 2022 wherever the hubby had been cheating for 9 months earlier the wedding. The bride recovered retired astir 5 days aft the wedding. They divorced. I went to different wedding the week after, wherever the groom had met a stripper connected his stag-do and was gathering up with her pre- and post-wedding. I deliberation she recovered retired astir six months aft the wedding. All successful all, I don't person a large wedding occurrence rate. I deliberation astir 50% of the weddings I've attended person seen the mates divorcement wrong a year, and astir 90% person divorced successful total!"
15. "A coworker got joined and shared his wife's nudes connected his WhatsApp communicative the aforesaid nighttime portion she was asleep. His woman near him the adjacent time and filed for divorcement a fewer days later. He ended up quitting the job."
16. "The wedding outgo $70k, paid by the bride's parents. It lasted 5 months."
17. "A miss I went to precocious schoolhouse with had a HUGE, beauteous wedding. Her parents were affluent and got her everything she wanted. I thought it was unusual however she hadn't posted immoderate pictures of her wedding. I lone saw pictures from what others had tagged her in. Two months later, she wiped her Facebook clean, changed her past sanction back, and posted a presumption that, earlier anyone asks, she was getting a divorcement and would beryllium leaving each societal media. No thought however she's doing now."
18. "One week! After the wedding, the mates near connected their honeymoon, and erstwhile they got back, the bride instantly asked for a divorce. It came retired aboriginal that not lone was her matter spouse astatine the wedding arsenic a guest, but that during the honeymoon, the matter spouse broke up with his ain woman to beryllium with her. Two months aft the wedding, she had already kicked her hubby retired of the location and moved her matter spouse in. She and the matter spouse got joined astir a twelvemonth later."
19. "My (former) friend's matrimony lasted little than a twelvemonth due to the fact that helium got nudes from his sister-in-law and past started extorting her for money. Additionally, it turned retired helium was messaging different girls creepy things."
20. "I ran into a coworker and her hubby the greeting aft their wedding astatine the airdrome connected their mode to their honeymoon. She was successful the restroom, and I told the groom congrats connected the wedding, etc, and helium said, 'Yeah, this 1 ain't lasting excessively long,' and past conscionable smiled. About 3 months later, they were divorced, but I don't cognize each the reasons. They some were bid wrecks."
21. "I recovered retired 2 days aft I got joined that my ex was having an matter with a coworker. His matter spouse emailed maine everything arsenic soon arsenic she learned we got married. Apparently, helium promised to permission maine and extremity up with her. I confronted him, helium said we should spell to couples counseling, I said fuck no, and I kicked him out. He told maine it would beryllium embarrassing for maine to get divorced truthful quickly, but not arsenic embarrassing arsenic it was for him, due to the fact that she told his boss, too, and helium got fired. I'm besides a lawyer and wrote our prenup, truthful I didn't person to wage the asshole immoderate alimony 😎."
22. "It was my cousin, and the matrimony ended the aforesaid time arsenic the wedding. The wedding happened; they were intelligibly pissed astatine each different the full time, and by the extremity of the night, it was done. They didn't abstracted for a fewer much months, but my relative said afterwards that she knew past but was excessively embarrassed to admit it connected her wedding night."
23. "One of my mother's marriages lasted 8 days. They were a mates for 4 years previously."
24. "My ain matrimony ended aft astir 3 months. We were unneurotic for 10 years earlier that. I shouldn't person ever joined her successful the archetypal place, but she insisted/swore she would 'do better.' She was horrible with money, to the constituent wherever she was making a six-figure wage and inactive perpetually overdrafting her checking account. It made beingness highly stressful."
25. "Around 2 months. My person was dating a feline for astir six years earlier they got married. Then she recovered 1 of his cause stashes and started searching astir their house. She recovered different 3 oregon four. The dude was hiding them similar a squirrel. She blocked each funds and filed for a divorcement immediately. I'm blessed that she filed not aft 10 years of marriage, but I'm inactive funny however she didn't find retired that her fellow was connected cocaine for six years."
26. "They got married, and she ne'er moved into the location they bought together. She stayed astatine her parents' house, implicit an hr away. They filed for divorcement a period later. It took a fewer years for it to beryllium made official. I earnestly don't deliberation they adjacent met successful idiosyncratic aft the wedding."
27. "After the wedding was over, determination was a taste happening wherever the bride and groom devour from the aforesaid plate. The bridegroom ate, but the bride didn't privation to. It ended dramatically wrong the archetypal hr of marriage."
28. "A person joined an 'unemployed interior designer.' They went for a three-day honeymoon. He went to enactment the adjacent day. When helium came home, she had rearranged his house. Took down each his pictures and enactment up hers. The end."
29. "A person of excavation recovered his caller woman upstairs successful the honeymoon suite during the reception with different guy. It was annulled the adjacent day."
30. "It lasted 1 week. I went to the wedding successful Cyprus, came location the time after, and upon landing, the bride announced the groom's sidepiece had turned up astatine their location pregnant. Why the sidepiece waited till aft they joined is beyond me...but helium near her for the sidepiece and is inactive with her arsenic acold arsenic I know."
31. And: "Four weeks. The bride went to the slope to deposit their wedding acquisition wealth into their savings account. She asked for a connection and saw the relationship was fundamentally empty. They'd been redeeming for a location for the 7 years they'd been together. Turns retired the groom had a concealed gambling addiction and thought helium could triumph each the wealth backmost earlier she noticed. I conjecture helium didn't stake connected her looking astatine the account, conscionable adding to it."
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