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To enactment it simply, Donald Trump's 4th of July play work similar a outcry for assistance from idiosyncratic with way, mode excessively overmuch screentime and a hopeless request for 1 of those apps that forces you to LOG OUT.
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Things kicked disconnected astatine a highly statesmanlike 1:02 AM connected July 4 with Air Force One flying implicit Mount Rushmore.
Because existent patriotism means dusting disconnected 2014 boomer Facebook memes, helium adjacent posted a side-by-side examination of Pee-Wee Herman and Senator Jon Ossoff.
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Keeping with that nonstop aforesaid energy, his next post was a side-by-side of Alfred E. Neuman and Texas Rep. James Talarico.
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By 11 AM, helium was asking, "Has anyone ever seen a Happy Dumocrat? President DONALD J. TRUMP."
He yet remembered what play it was and (kind of) acknowledged the vacation by posting his upcoming rally schedule.
By 2 PM, we got an authoritative "Happy Independence Day," which helium instantly utilized to kick astir the "Vandal Thugs" ruining the Reflecting Pool.
Nothing says red, white, and bluish similar his adjacent station calling Europe a "Third World Country."
Next up was a two-minute cinematic masterpiece called "America The Eternal."
From there, his timeline became a blur of pictures similar this.
There were a BUNCH of hype videos with Trump voice-overs.
After surviving the video spam, helium posted astir immoderate oncoming storms, adding the vaguely threatening: "LET'S HAVE SOME FUN."
At 10:16 PM, helium announced into the void, "I'M HERE!!!"
After that, helium posted astir the "BEST fireworks show, EVER!"
At 1 AM, helium was backmost to shitposting memes.
Then helium spent portion of the vacation dunking connected George Conway for losing a superior that really happened 2 weeks ago.
Next off, helium showed disconnected a monolithic "America First" banner helium slapped onto the Department of the Interior.
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Of course, helium had to speech astir different White House renovation project, this clip he's redoing the columns.
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The "fun" continued with this station defending the clarity of the Reflecting Pool.
He talked astir each of the golden helium was covering a statue with.
There was different station astir those Reflecting Pool vandals.
That was followed by a examination photo of his reflecting excavation vs. what helium claims was Obama's 15 years ago...
At this point, it appears his full 4th of July play revolved astir the Reflecting Pool.
Something thing "nanobubbler."
And more pictures of the Reflecting Pool, um, reflecting.
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He yet switched it up with an update connected the Dupont Circle fountain renovations.
Some much pictures of statues.
He bragged astir the terms of gas.
He bragged astir however fashionable helium is connected TikTok.
"Number 1 connected TikTok!"
He posted a representation of a statue that volition beryllium connected his "Triumphal Arch."
He talked astir each of the "plants" going up each implicit the country.
And past helium ended his vacation play by spamming the timeline with the astir random crap ever, similar this representation with Macaulay Culkin.
He thanked FIFA for reversing a reddish paper telephone successful the World Cup.
This toothbrush meme.
Something thing code assemblage sizes.
He re-posted a representation of that supposedly AI-generated eagle connected the White House.
He posted this "art."
Nothing that says God Bless the USA similar this:
More memes...
And finally, a ton of pictures of himself.
Happy 250, I guess!
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