"She Said, 'Go F*ck Yourself, John' As She Dumped A Plate Of Pasta All Over His Head": Waiters Are Sharing Wickedly Awkward Dating Disasters, And You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Some dates are just…unforgettable for each the incorrect reasons. And we recovered this Reddit thread that has immoderate of the cringiest 'what conscionable happened?' dating stories retired there. So present is simply a database of the wildest ones, consecutive from radical who person witnessed it firsthand:

1. "I enactment astatine a tiny bakery successful my town. I americium a wide room unit member, and not a waiter, but I was determination erstwhile this each went down. It was astir 2 successful the afternoon, the time had been normal, but abruptly I saw the retail unit successful a huddle and took my archetypal accidental to spell spot what was happening. Apparently, a mates had travel successful connected this summertime day, ordered 2 bowls of soup, and sat down. The miss that took their bid went to the backmost and prepared their crockery for them, past brought it backmost out. In the clip it took for her to get the soup, the pistillate had taken disconnected her flip-flop, enactment her limb crossed the table, and the feline was going to municipality sucking connected this lady's toes IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT."

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"The waitress didn't announcement until she went to spot the crockery connected the table. She stood determination successful shock, and the mates was oblivious to her presence. This feline is going each in, and the woman is moaning by the clip they recognize their crockery is ready. The waitress was successful implicit daze for the remainder of her shift, and that mates is nary longer allowed connected the premises. This spot has adjacent much weird stories, from idiosyncratic forcing unfastened the backmost doorway to inquire for a hamburger to a implicit alien emerging from the basement and acting similar helium was expected to beryllium there. Not to notation the clip I watched a vertebrate alert retired of a spread successful the ceiling. Kentucky tin beryllium a weird place."

—u/J_rtx

2. "I deliberation the worst 1 I ever saw was erstwhile a feline asked the idiosyncratic helium was with to rapidly tally lines with him for an audition helium wanted to do. I deliberation helium thought it was immoderate benignant of flex, similar helium would beryllium impressing his day by slipping successful his astonishing acting skills earlier their nutrient arrived. Not surprisingly, his acting skills were not truthful amazing. After helium asked, 'What did you think?!' but alternatively of waiting for her answer, helium started explaining the brilliance down immoderate of his acting choices. She half-heartedly nodded on and praised the performance. It was truthful painfully awkward."

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3. "A antheral tried to bid for his date, you could archer she didn't privation him to, but it was aboriginal successful the date, truthful she said nothing. He ordered an costly appetizer, and lone helium ate it. She didn't look impressed with this feline astatine all, but she inactive seemed to beryllium trying to feign interest. When it came clip to bid dinner, helium tried to get the costly surf-and-turf crockery for her. She said nary convey you and told him she was a vegetarian (something established earlier the date), and that she wanted the vegetarian dish. He didn’t backmost down and insisted she person the surf and turf. She again said no, she wouldn’t devour it. He demanded she devour it, saying helium didn't recognize wherefore not, and reassured her helium could spend it. She left."

4. "I've seen a bunch, but the worst was erstwhile a feline brought successful a canned Pepsi and conscionable asked for a solid with ice. He past offered different tin to his date. It did not spell well."

5. "I worked astatine a barroom successful a edifice for 5 years. I had a array travel down from their edifice country and beryllium astatine 1 of my pub tables for dinner. From the infinitesimal they sat down, you could archer the woman was furious astir something. She was unbelievably pleasant toward me, but did not accidental a azygous connection to the antheral astatine the table. He ordered steak, and she ordered the sauciest pasta dish we had connected the menu. About 20 minutes aboriginal (the woman inactive hadn’t said a connection to the antheral since they sat down), their nutrient was done, and my nutrient runner acceptable it connected the table. Right arsenic I was astir to locomotion implicit to spot if they needed thing else, I saw the pistillate basal up, accidental “Go fuck yourself, John” arsenic she picked up the sheet of pasta and dumped it each implicit his caput and down into his lap..."

6. "I was a bartender astatine a state nine successful college, and I watched a pistillate curse her hubby retired astatine their array due to the fact that the hubby kept flirting with the waitress. She got REALLY large and walked out. Keep successful mind, this was a bully edifice astatine an upscale state club. The waitress felt it was each her fault, but she told maine the feline had been coming successful determination often and tipping her 100% of the measure each time."

7. "When I was successful college, I was moving successful a barroom wherever the antheral near his telephone successful his jacket, and near the overgarment connected the seat erstwhile helium went to the bathroom. His woman instantly went for it, and wrong the infinitesimal and 45 seconds helium was gone, she seemingly recovered what she was looking for. As helium returned, she started yelling and flipped the high-top array over. I watched each the colour drain from that man’s face, and helium looked similar a food swallowed a play ball. She ran retired with his phone, and helium ran after, and we conscionable comped the cheque due to the fact that nary 1 was interrupting that."

8. "I worked concisely arsenic a waiter astatine a semi-nice spot adjacent me. I had a mates travel successful for a day who we've seen determination a fewer times earlier (I deliberation it was their regular dating place). She was precise intelligibly bittersweet and was talking astir however her uncle was truly sick and was astir apt going to walk distant soon. He decided to propulsion retired the ringing and popular the question anyway. Seriously, dude? Read the room."

9. "A miss I cognize met a feline connected a dating site, they agreed to conscionable astatine a portion promenade parking batch and spell to meal unneurotic from there. He asked if helium could thrust her Camaro due to the fact that he’d ne'er driven one. So they spell unneurotic successful her car, to a edifice a mates miles away. After dinner, helium gets up to spell to the bath and ne'er comes back. After 10 minutes, she gets up to cheque connected him, lone to find her car is gone. He dashed connected the measure and stole her car. She paid the bill, got an Uber home, and called the constabulary to study her car stolen. Last I heard, helium was inactive being charged with car theft."

10. "A mates of friends and I went to the Mexican edifice wherever different person was waiting tables. There was a mates catty-cornered from america that had a spot of an 'off' vibe. We could spot them, but not truly perceive them, truthful we asked our server person what was up. She said it seemed to beryllium a archetypal oregon 2nd day that was a spot awkward. The miss had ordered 1 of those tremendous margaritas and was not sharing it. I had to spell marque a telephone telephone (back successful the wage telephone days), and erstwhile I came back, I ended up sitting with my backmost to the couple. Maybe 10 minutes later, I perceive our person the server say, 'No, noooo nooooo....' and the dependable of a afloat punch vessel being emptied from a large height. The margarita miss had stood up, swayed a bit, and vomited each implicit their meals, the table, and the surrounding floor. The edifice comped everyone sitting nearby, and the girl’s day abandoned her successful the ensuing chaos."

11. "I was a waiter astatine a precise famous, upscale restaurant, and a man requested that idiosyncratic instrumentality pictures of him proposing to his girlfriend. I was tasked with performing this duty. I acceptable up astatine an space she couldn’t spot me, and erstwhile helium busted retired the ring, I started taking arsenic galore pictures arsenic I could. Anyone who has tried to seizure a once-in-a-lifetime infinitesimal connected camera knows that you’re not truly watching what’s going on, you’re conscionable trying to get the moment. After astir 20-30 pictures, I dilatory realized that she was declining the proposal, and the country was rapidly degenerating into a five-alarm dumpster fire. However, I was acold capable distant that I couldn’t perceive what was being said and couldn’t beryllium definite of what was transpiring, truthful I continued taking pictures conscionable successful case. He scrambled to wage the measure and pursuit aft her. I inactive person astir 100+ pictures of a wedding connection gone incorrect determination heavy successful my iCloud photograph bank."

12. "I had a lawsuit who was gathering a feline for a unsighted date. I saw a antheral locomotion into the room, scan it, and locomotion out. After a mates of lonely glasses of vino and changeless phone-checking, it became evident that helium bailed. I asked if she wanted to bid a repast and she declined. I gave her a dessert and told her the measure had been taken attraction of."

13. "We unrecorded successful a beauteous ample assemblage college, and 1 clip a feline came successful with a works for a date. He sat with it astatine the array and ordered food, drinks, and dessert. He was a full man to the plant."

14. "We had this 1 older woman travel successful each week. She wore a antithetic wig each time. She would inquire to beryllium astatine the aforesaid nonstop array and inquire that we enactment arsenic if we’ve ne'er met her before. Then, passim the day, sometimes the full day, she would person aggregate dates. These men would conscionable fawn each implicit her. If they did not bring her flowers, it was a wrap. She would inquire that we assistance sneak her retired of the edifice until the feline left. Sometimes it got truly awkward. She ne'er paid. She besides asked that we lone code her arsenic Tiger."

15. And, lastly: "This mates came into this barroom that I worked at, and it was concern arsenic usual. They took their order, brought retired drinks and food, including dessert. Nothing seemed retired of the ordinary. However, they began arguing arsenic they worked done their dessert astir the information that the feline hadn't brought a artillery battalion to complaint their phones. Homegirl was consecutive up screaming astatine this dude. Luckily, it was a truly dilatory night, and they were the lone ones successful the restaurant. I offered to complaint their telephone if they had their cable. This is the constituent wherever I consciousness similar I should've thought thing was up. The feline hands maine what looks similar a busted-up prepaid telephone you get astatine the supermarket and a chewed-up charger cable. I tally to the backmost and spell to complaint it, lone to find retired the cablegram wasn't compatible with the phone. I spell backmost to them and announcement they near without paying. I was much impressed than I was upset."

Phew! Let america cognize which 1 you deliberation is the worst (or stock your ain fearfulness story) successful the comments!

NOTE: Some submissions person been edited for magnitude and/or clarity.