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Recently, FFSoldier57 asked r/AskReddit, "What was a 'Nope' infinitesimal you had connected a archetypal day with someone?" So we thought we'd stock immoderate of the apical responses.
1. "Picked maine up successful a van… with a mattress successful the back. Nope. Absolutely NOPE."
2. "I told an anecdote astir a antheral friend, and the feline changed his full tone. He clarified with maine that this was a antheral person I was talking about, not a woman, and abruptly got bitter astir however women are shallow and ne'er spell for guys similar him. I was virtually connected a day with him and had perchance been funny earlier that. Meanwhile, the feline successful the anecdote I was telling is 1 of my best friends. Wild reddish flag."
3. "When they wouldn’t fto maine take my ain meal."
4. "He said, ‘I emotion dogs’… past told maine helium sent his ex’s canine to a structure erstwhile they broke up due to the fact that ‘it was fair.’ I finished my water, said, ‘I person to go,’ and left."
5. "I went to a spiritual assemblage and asked a miss retired to a café for immoderate pastry and coffee. She asked maine to commune a blessing implicit our pie, truthful I said a speedy prayer. After I said, ‘Amen’, she squeezed my hand, looked maine successful the eyes, and said: ‘I’d amended pray.’ Lmao."
6. "We went retired for coffee/pastries and, arsenic soon arsenic we sat down, helium asked maine what I liked sexually. Okay, astatine slightest inquire maine however my time went. (This was truly the large nope. Can’t fuss to person a conversation, astatine slightest astir the weather??)"
7. "He said helium was taking maine retired due to the fact that helium wanted assistance with my cousin."
8. "They started climbing the rocks connected my flat’s fireplace."
9. "Woman telling maine I was ruining the day due to the fact that I lone wanted to portion 1 solid of wine. I’m a lightweight and can’t portion much than a solid and inactive drive. I told her that, and 1 was it for me, but consciousness escaped to bid arsenic overmuch arsenic she’d like."
10. "I went retired with this feline who shouted, ‘That’s a lie!’ aft everything I said. After the 4th oregon 5th time, I ended the date."
11. "‘Please don’t vape successful my apartment.’ She vaped successful my apartment, proceeded to moan astir her ex. She says she ne'er cheated connected him; literal adjacent condemnation admits to having enactment with different man. Offhandedly mentions neglecting her favored bunny. I cognize I’m nary drawback myself, but Jesus Christ, what a garbage idiosyncratic she was."
12. "'I'll person the IPA.' 'No, she wants the cider.' 'What? Uh, no. I privation the IPA.' 'It's going to beryllium excessively bitter for you. Girls similar sweeter'."
13. "They could lone transportation a speech astir things they hated oregon paranormal conspiracies."
14. "Girl told maine if I ever mislaid weight, she'd divorcement maine and it would beryllium messy."
15. "During dinner, a random woman stopped by our array and near a market container connected the table, past near without saying anything. It was his older sister. The container had a clump of condoms from Planned Parenthood. This was our archetypal date. He thought it was sly. I excused myself and bailed. Once I was down the street, I texted him and told him I near and however uncomfortable I was."
16. "Went connected a java date, had hardly walked done the doorway erstwhile the archetypal happening helium said to maine was, ‘You person large kid birthing hips.’ I was 20 successful college."
17. "She showed maine that she could lick her ain eyeball. I deliberation she thought I would deliberation it was hot. Just made maine deliberation of a gecko."
18. "Went connected a day with a guy, past his woman showed up portion I went to the restroom, and I ended up leaving retired the backmost door."
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