People Are Sheepishly Sharing The Dumbest Ways They've Ever Injured Themselves, And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reddit idiosyncratic DistributionRound570 precocious asked, "What's the dumbest mode you've injured yourself?" The responses had maine laughing truthful hard, I'm definite I pulled a muscle. Here's what radical shared:

1. "Went to a Halloween enactment arsenic Gaston. My thorax was not astir manly enough, truthful I bought a fake beard to instrumentality connected my chest. I forgot to bargain immoderate assemblage harmless glue, truthful I improvised with ace glue, wholly forgetting the outer absorption that occurs. I person a scar connected my thorax from pretending to beryllium Gaston astatine Halloween."

—calliminator

2. "I was getting a pizza retired of the freezer, and I dropped it. Apparently, it was holding 3 of those Minute Maid portion mixes successful place. So, arsenic I'm bending down to get my pizza, each 3 of the orangish juices rotation retired and smack maine successful the backmost of the head. Already successful pain, I basal up and deed my caput connected the freezer door. I decided to conscionable prevarication connected the level due to the fact that I was terrified of what was gonna hap next."

—SpudHawkins

4. "Shot myself successful the ft with a BB gun. I privation I could accidental it was an mishap oregon that I was being careless, but I conscionable wanted to cognize if it would wounded done my shoe. It did."

—Confident_One3948

5. "Was texting portion walking and walked straight into a lamp station astatine afloat speed. The full autobus halt crossed the thoroughfare went quiet. Someone asked if I was okay."

—nkondratyk93

6. "I erstwhile gave myself a achromatic oculus portion trying to unfastened a stubborn jar of pickles. The lid yet popped off, but my manus slipped, and I punched myself quadrate successful the face. Had to explicate to everyone astatine enactment the adjacent time that no, I wasn't successful a fight; I conscionable mislaid a conflict with a jar. The pickles weren't adjacent that good."

—Visual-Biscotti102

7. "I won't spell into context... But I threw a ceramic precocious up successful the air, reasoning that it would onshore down me. Well, conjecture what? It landed consecutive connected apical of my head."

—zoeyy_irl

8. "I erstwhile closed a drawer portion my different manus was inactive inside."

—SKEPDIQ

10. "I bent my enarthrosis retired of spot portion wiping my butt aft a bully constitutional. I had to spell to urgent care, and they changeable thing successful my enarthrosis to easiness the pain."

—Sysyphus_Rolls

11. "You cognize erstwhile you're taking disconnected your pants, and they get stuck connected your ft truthful you benignant of footwear to get them loose? Well, I mislaid my equilibrium portion doing this and stepped wrong, breaking my foot. I was 29 astatine the time."

—Man_Minotaur_of_Mars

12. "Accidentally swimming disconnected a waterfall. Folks were cliff jumping, and to get to the cliff, you had to leap crossed a three-foot-wide spread crossed a tiny creek supra a waterfall. I wanted to bash it too, but slipped arsenic I jumped and fell into the water. Cue the classical movie country of maine grasping plants and histrion roots to halt myself, lone to person them propulsion retired of the ground. I yet went disconnected the 20-foot waterfall, broke my ft someway connected the mode down, and felt similar a implicit idiot for the adjacent respective months portion I limped around."

—kedoco

13. "I felt a sneeze coming, scrambled, grabbed the napkin that was closest to me, and rapidly brought it up to my look to sneeze into it. Unfortunately, we were astatine a edifice that had dense insubstantial napkins folded into triangles. The extremity of the triangle went close into my eye. I tried to disregard it, but the symptom got truthful atrocious that I went to urgent care. Turns retired I made rather a gouge successful my oculus that took astir a week to heal up."

—Zombie_Wombat177

14. "Hopped up onto the bed. The bottommost of my close ft came down connected the large toed of my near foot. I broke it successful 3 abstracted places and needed surgery."

—cyoung1024

15. "Broke my near ringing digit portion folding laundry."

—CanIFixMe

16. "While shampooing my hair, I collected immoderate of the foam and decided to footwear it similar a football. Ended up slamming my ft with afloat unit into a low-hanging pat successful the bathroom. It's been 5 years, and I inactive person the scar."

—a_beer_with_yoda

17. "I mightiness beryllium the winner. I was wearing a brace of JNCO pants successful precocious schoolhouse and ran crossed a engaged street. My ft caught connected the pants, and I look planted connected the asphalt. My dada didn't judge maine erstwhile I said I didn't get successful a fight."

—unknown7383762

18. "Wearing flip flops. I don't anymore, but I can't archer you however galore times I've slipped connected a slick level due to the fact that of those things. The past time, I truly cracked my tailbone, and it wounded for a fewer weeks. Definitely fractured. Never bought them again, and ne'er will."

—Popular-Statement314

19. "I ate 30 pieces of ace sour candy I ordered online, and it caused the apical furniture of my lingua to slough off. It besides caused a ample sore connected the broadside of my lingua that's truthful achy I americium hardly capable to talk, portion liquids, oregon eat."

—NotEnoughRocks1977

20. "Had an aboriginal commencement and was fractional dormant and accidentally sprayed adust shampoo nether my arms, reasoning it was deodorant, and my armpits were connected occurrence for a mates of days."

–BookChatterer

21. "I was taking retired the trash, and erstwhile I opened the bin, a raccoon popped retired and ran off. I screamed, threw the container of trash aft it, fell backwards, and fractured my tailbone connected the asphalt."

—whynotchristy

22. "I was putting connected fake nails, and I accidentally glued my bare ft to the room floor. I had to rip myself free. Much blood. Thumbs down, bash not recommend."

—cthulhus_spawn

23. "I drunkenly ordered a pizza, and erstwhile the doorbell rang, I was truthful excited I took disconnected moving and ran face-first into a doorway jamb. Blacked my oculus for similar a week, and I didn't adjacent person a chill communicative arsenic to why."

—NoLobster7957

24. "I was utilizing a pencil eyeliner and got a splinter successful my eye. It hurts truthful bad, and I had to spell to the ER to get it out. I person ne'er utilized an eyeliner pencil since."

—Shiverness1

25. "I poisoned myself erstwhile with potatoes I near successful the steamer from the nighttime before. I won't beryllium doing that again."

—NotTimSullivan

27. "Tried to scoop crystal pick with a spoon erstwhile it wasn't melted enough; the spoon grip chopped my hand. The chopped past got infected."

—ScrungledCat

28. "I broke my large toed tripping connected the carpet. At the time, I was wearing a conduit apical formal and fell, flashing my boyfriend. Laughing and crying astatine the aforesaid time."

—burnmehinthestars

29. "Once, erstwhile I was beauteous young, I'd had a shower, and I was brushing my teeth successful the buff. Not realizing the toothpaste drawer inactive was open, I leaned guardant to look successful the mirror, and my junk flopped into it portion my thighs closed it. I was stuck connected my tiptoes with my dick firmly pinched. It truly sucked. Haha."

—Forsaken_Maximum_215

30. "I threw retired my backmost portion bending guardant somewhat to lavation my hands successful the sink. No pre-existing injury, I hadn't done immoderate large workout the time before. I conscionable leaned guardant a small spot to lavation my hands."

—theguineapigssong

31. "Talking to idiosyncratic arsenic I side-stepped disconnected a factual slab. There was a 1.5-inch driblet betwixt the factual and the ground. Broke my ankle."

—ashton8177

32. "I cracked a rib falling connected the butt of a paintball weapon due to the fact that I crouched hiding excessively long, and erstwhile I went to run, my legs were asleep."

—Cold-Monk5436

34. "I had a backside wounded astatine enactment that required surgery. I ruptured my stitches from farting excessively hard."

—daydreamersunion

35. "Dislocated my enarthrosis penning astatine the apical of a whiteboard portion teaching however to origin quadratics during my pupil teaching placements. I was 23. I person dislocated my enarthrosis tons of times from sports and besides atrocious genetics."

—DeoxysSpeedForm

36. "When I was possibly 8 oregon 9, I tried to leap up connected a store doorway and thrust it down arsenic I was closing it. Ended up slamming it connected my ft and breaking it."

—E51838

38. "Recently, I dropped a vessel of nutrient I was trying to saute connected my large toe. I mislaid the nail. It isn't successful the apical 10 of dumb injuries I've had."

—dildobaggins4663

39. "Pepper-sprayed myself portion trying to get a lizard retired of the house."

—StumblinThroughLife

40. "When I was astir 8 oregon 9, I decided I wanted to beryllium Tarzan, and truthful I climbed a histrion six feet up, and I didn't cheque if the histrion limbs were sturdy, truthful I conscionable chose a limb and went for it. I fell six feet and divided my eyebrow unfastened and twisted my ankle beauteous good."

—knoxh6

41. "Back astatine school, I recovered a deodorant tin successful the boys' toilets, and someway sprayed myself successful the eye. I told the caregiver that immoderate random kid sprayed maine and ran off…"

—Joshawott27

42. "I fell down the stairs due to the fact that I was speechmaking and didn't privation to stop."

—MalDuzArt

43. And: "In my assemblage drinking days, I barfed truthful hard I threw retired my shoulder."

—friskevision

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