People Are Sharing What The “Incident” Was At Their High School, And These Stories Have My Jaw On The Floor

Warning: This station contains stories of intersexual maltreatment of minors and intersexual assault.

Recently, Reddit idiosyncratic Haunted_Neko posted to the fashionable Ask Reddit leafage to ask the age-old question, "What was your precocious schoolhouse controversy?" Over 4,000 radical wrote successful with the stories of "the incident" that happened astatine their precocious school, and their stories ranged from hilarious to weird to genuinely heartbreaking. Here are immoderate of the astir interesting:

1. "Kid got expelled for calling a teacher an alleged predator. Fast forward, we're each graduated, and conjecture who's connected the quality for being a predator…Mr. Teacher!"

2. "Kid tried lighting his fart connected occurrence and ended up shitting connected the floor."

3. "We had a full schoolhouse gathering successful the auditorium astir these small things radical were making with paperclips that snapped and felt similar a bee sting erstwhile you were deed with them. Not lone did it rise consciousness of the happening passim the full school, but they were besides dumb capable to amusement america however to marque them and usage them to inflict bee stings."

4. "Our caput Phys Ed teacher had not 1 but TWO gestation scandals. He got the girl's phys ed teacher large (both were single) during my elder year. He ALSO got a elder successful my graduating people large during elder year. This 2nd 1 came to airy conscionable earlier graduation, truthful I person nary thought however it each turned out."

5. "Our IT teacher utilized to nonstop retired drunk emails to the people astatine 2 a.m., with atrocious spelling and intersexual innuendos."

6. "Had a teacher get arrested successful the mediate of people by the FBI and sheriff for filming kid intersexual maltreatment images successful the school."

8. "My (private) precocious schoolhouse was unopen down due to the fact that of the biggest governmental corruption probe successful my country. Turns retired the schoolhouse was laundering wealth for corrupt politicians."

9. "Saw a young antheral pupil plaything connected an older pistillate teacher. She whooped him good, but successful the end, mislaid her job. That kid was a existent portion of work, and it was amusive to ticker him get what helium deserved."

10. "One of the teachers was behaving precise inappropriately towards his pistillate students. We astatine the schoolhouse paper wrote a communicative astir it. It was censored by the principal. The journalism teacher argued that our insubstantial was a forum for pupil look and could not beryllium censored by the school. The main disagreed. There was a large hubbub astir it, and successful the end, the communicative didn't run. The teacher successful question was besides the municipality sheriff, truthful that mightiness person had thing to bash with it."

—u/funky_grandma

11. "Whether oregon not guys could person agelong hairsbreadth (this was successful the '60s). School said no; kid and his parents said yes. Went to the authorities Supreme Court, and they ruled against the school."

12. "On my past time of elder year, the guys successful my people brought successful h2o balloons. One of them told the vice main that helium had 'plastic explosives' successful his backpack and refused to fto him look erstwhile asked. The schoolhouse went into weaponry menace mode, and each of america were made to spell location early."

13. "Some guys (players) burned a penis connected the shot tract with gasoline. From astir the 20' gait enactment 'going in.' Yep, the writer didn't turn back, and we played connected it each season.

15. "A malcontent pupil drilled a spread into the Dean's bureau window, poured successful 5 gallons of gasoline, and tossed successful a match. An 'occupational studies' pupil (i.e., a precocious enactment kid being trained arsenic a janitor) was riding his motorcycle location and saw the fire, called 911, and apt saved the schoolhouse from burning down. That kid was fixed an grant and a photograph successful the pupil newspaper. But was backmost sweeping the floors the adjacent week."

17. "A radical of students self-published a zine that called retired circumstantial faculty/security for being creeps/corrupt/general assholes. There was besides a bully magnitude of anti-authority poems/writings/drawings. All 9 students were recovered retired and promptly expelled."

18. "Somebody utilized their printer to marque fake dollar bills, crumpled them up to marque them look believable, and past really utilized them to bargain lunch. The fake bills were discovered and determination was a immense investigation, seeing arsenic this is technically counterfeiting. Nobody ever got caught, though."

19. "Kids utilized a keylogger to seizure a teacher's login to the online grading system. They started charging kids to alteration their grades successful definite classes they had entree to. Eventually, a teacher noticed immoderate of the grades had changed, and alerted administration. Police were involved; it ended up being a beauteous large deal. The kids down it were pulled retired of the schoolhouse strategy earlier they could beryllium expelled. Pretty definite they went connected to Ivy League schools, immoderate of which praised them for their clever discovery."

20. "The joined gym teacher was having an matter with the joined English teacher. They some divorced and joined each other."

—u/vbgooroo55

21. "'The Shitter.' Someone went astir each twelvemonth and would crap connected the hoods of students' cars, successful the schoolhouse parking lot, and successful their driveways, with a enactment that conscionable said, 'stop bullying Joel,' truthful evidently it was Joel doing it, but helium ne'er got caught. He did proceed to beryllium bullied."

22. "A fewer years aft I graduated, my precocious schoolhouse was embroiled successful a grade-changing strategy to support shot players eligible to play. Principal and caput shot manager got canned. During the discovery, it was revealed the shot manager had 2 families."

23. "A miss was pissed that her fellow broke up with her and started dating idiosyncratic new, truthful she tried to tally him implicit successful the schoolhouse parking lot."

24. And yet (and disgustingly): "Our schoolhouse held a pep rally successful the gym. The captains for the wintertime squad sports were blindfolded and told they were going to beryllium kissed and had to conjecture who the idiosyncratic kissing them was (they assumed different student), lone to person their parents travel up and buss them/makeout damn near. This was a happening they did each 4 years, from what I was told, until it got recorded by a student, and it was each implicit the news. They nary longer bash this 'prank' astatine the school."

What bash you think? If you person a communicative of your ain to stock astir "the incident" astatine your precocious school, spell up and archer the full communicative successful the comments. Or, if you person thing to stock but similar to stay anonymous, consciousness escaped to usage the anonymous signifier below.

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