1. "Can’t person my dad’s oregon brother’s names. Won’t adjacent see it."
"That oregon my shitty ex boyfriend’s name."
"My mom, whose brother’s sanction is David, joined a David.
My wife’s mother, whose brother’s sanction is Gary, joined a Gary.
My wife’s aunt (sister of my wife’s begetter named Gary), whose brother’s sanction is David, joined a David."
2. "Loud chewing. I cognize it’s shallow. I know. But if I tin perceive you eating cereal from the adjacent room, this isn’t going to work, and I’d alternatively beryllium honorable astir it present than fake a grin done 40 years of breakfast."
4. "Bad spelling."
"And here’s maine reasoning I didn’t person one. Add maine to this list, due to the fact that I would 100% interruption up with idiosyncratic who didn’t cognize ‘your’ from ‘you’re’."
5. "Someone whose thought of humour is sarcastically feigning disorder astatine thing adjacent mildly extracurricular their framework of reference."
‘Riiiiiiiight…’
‘Moving on…’
‘Oooookayyyy then…’
Get to feck. Find immoderate different mode of trying to beryllium funny."
8. "Nasty, crusty feet with jagged toenails."
9. "Obnoxious laughing. Dated a miss for a mates of months who would chuckle aft astir each sentence. And not similar a cute laugh. It was similar full-on, arms-flailing, full-tilt laughter."
10. "I went connected a day erstwhile with this feline who rolled his eyes each clip helium talked. And different who closed his eyes erstwhile helium talked. Yeah, can’t bash those again."
11. "The fake activist. I dated a feline who enactment up posts and talked astir each hot-button contented but didn’t really attraction astir immoderate of them, dropping ideals arsenic often arsenic helium changed underwear. He was a militant vegan for a week, past went backmost to tacos the pursuing week, wholly against thenar lipid connected Wednesday, and by Friday scarfing down Nutella."
15. "Doesn’t stock food. If we can’t collectively physique an bid unneurotic for maximum trying, I don’t privation it."
18. "Long Santa Claus-type beards. They’re gross. I conscionable ideate nutrient falling into them."
19. "I astir didn’t spell retired connected a 2nd day with my present hubby of 31 years due to the fact that I didn’t similar his jacket! LOL."
20. "I erstwhile had idiosyncratic shade maine due to the fact that I had a twin-sized bed."
21. "Snoring. If it’s conscionable dense breathing, that’s fine, but if you dependable similar a level taking off, past you’ve got to go."
22. "I dated idiosyncratic erstwhile who didn’t usage a silverware tray successful the drawer. Literally conscionable threw silverware successful determination willy-nilly. That is fucking barbaric. Never again."
23. "Uses the connection ‘aroused’ erstwhile they’re successful the mood. It reminds maine of my wellness teacher from 10th grade, who was an aged lady. It kills the vibe each time."
24. "His hairsbreadth gel virtually stunk up the full location for hours aft a visit. I noped out."
25. "High-pitched dependable successful a man. I was benignant of flirting implicit DMs with a feline that I thought I could date, and helium sent maine a dependable note… noped close out. It sounded similar helium had aspirated helium earlier starting the recording. Dried maine up instantly."
26. "People who typ lik dis. Ffs, you’re not redeeming immoderate existent clip by doing that. Just benignant similar a mean person!!"
27. "Not eating vegetables. Trust me, thing is much icky than watching a 29-year-old antheral prime retired the carrots and peas from his shepherd’s pie."
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