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Sex is great! But enactment tin besides beryllium very, precise weird!!!!
1. "As a guy, trying not to travel often feels similar those mini-games wherever you person to support a needle successful the mediate of a greenish portion portion antithetic factors effort to propulsion it near oregon right. You deliberation you’re astir to finish? Better commencement counting premier numbers successful your caput to distract yourself. Nope, got excessively distracted and present your erection is starting to spell away. Now thrust harder to compensate, and you present inexplicably consciousness similar you’re going to orgasm portion having lone a semi-erect penis."
"Then to apical it each off, sometimes you halt conscionable a millisecond excessively precocious and you get this pathetic 5% orgasm wherever you consciousness virtually nothing, don’t really come, but your dick has decided that the amusement is implicit and retreats for winter. Then you person to effort to explicate what conscionable happened to immoderate mediocre miss who thinks she did thing to instantaneously termination your erection without immoderate anticipation of it returning."
2. "Sometimes you can't finish. This applies to anyone. It's not ever a atrocious thing, arsenic I cognize it tin sound your pride. Weird, but thing you enactment around. Most presume you’re going to decorativeness overly dramatically similar successful porn, oregon astatine slightest that's what my friends and I thought."
3. "Hip cramps. Basically, erstwhile your legs are dispersed excessively wide for excessively agelong and your hep flexor becomes a traitor, requiring your limb to beryllium straight, oregon you'll beryllium successful excessively overmuch symptom for enjoyment. Even worse erstwhile it's some of your hep flexors cramping astatine the aforesaid time."
4. "When you accidentally propulsion retired excessively acold and astir drawback your penis successful fractional with the adjacent thrust."
5. "When you effort to beryllium sexy and propulsion retired and spell backmost successful implicit and over, but each you're doing is making her queef."
6. "You recognize your feline likes to watch."
7. "Water is not a lubricant."
8. "The magnitude of stamina required and the important worth of wide fitness. If idiosyncratic had told maine successful schoolhouse that gym people was chiefly going to assistance maine successful intersexual contexts, I would person made a overmuch greater effort."
9. "When you're truthful adjacent unneurotic that you're present fundamentally stuck unneurotic with sweat and having to propulsion yourself isolated after."
10. "So I dated this miss successful assemblage for a bit. The archetypal clip we did doggy, I was amazed to spot her butthole dilate to the size of a dime. Never seen that earlier oregon since successful immoderate different partner. Sometimes I wonderment if I imagined it."
11. "Your penis occasionally slips out."
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12. "Flopping and slapping noises arsenic your bodies meet."
13. "The smells. Sex has its ain smell."
14. "Nobody warns you astir however disappointing ablution enactment tin be. One idiosyncratic is ever cold. Water is simply a unspeakable lubricant. It tin beryllium truly cramped and uncomfortable, and it's ace casual to gaffe and wounded yourself. It's a batch amended to conscionable person enactment and past ablution unneurotic afterwards."
15. "If your important different is lactating, the oxytocin from enactment tin origin beverage to squirt connected you."
16. "Sometimes, adjacent if a pistillate is truly turned on, she doesn’t get wet."
17. "Sheets travel off. Mattresses slide. Blankets commencement to clump up nary substance however level they lie. Pillows obscurity adjacent the 2 of you volition get launched. Things connected the headboard are gonna autumn over, conscionable watch. Sex volition crook a furniture that is perfectly made into 1 that conscionable hosted a slumber party. With a large sweat spot down the middle."
18. "'Long sex' does not needfully mean 'good sex.' For one, a idiosyncratic with a vagina tin get sore, particularly if the penis is big. It tin besides get boring if it goes connected excessively long. It’s each astir uncovering the saccharine spot, timing-wise. I deliberation it’s been knocked into the heads of excessively galore guys that the perfect is 'lasting for hours.' For immoderate partners, I’m definite they emotion that. Others, not truthful much."
19. "For those with vaginas, it is just...wet afterwards. Things drool retired of you for the remainder of the day, adjacent if it isn’t ejaculate."
20. "When you spoon with a miss aft enactment and your penis shrinks and sticks to her backmost similar a portion of chewed-up bubble gum."
21. "I've had 2 girls person their eyes rotation backmost successful their heads during sex. Legitimately freaky for a sec the archetypal clip I saw it. But they were having a bully time, truthful I conscionable tried not to look into the demon regard successful beforehand of me."
22. "If you person a large penis, delight beryllium cautious erstwhile going deep; hitting the cervix is real, and from my understanding, it hurts similar hell."
23. And finally, "As a pistillate with agelong frizzy hair, kissing ain't an enactment connected apical unless you necktie it backmost into a tight, disfigured bun similar Ms. Trunchbull from Matilda."
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