People Are Sharing The Biggest Lies TV Shows And Movies Tell Us About Sex, And They're So Spot On

We precocious asked the BuzzFeed Community to archer america the biggest lies that fashionable movies and TV shows archer america astir having sex. Here are the precise unfiltered and brutally honorable responses.

1. "TV and movies amusement that ablution enactment is fun. No, it's not. It's awkward, hard to get into immoderate position, and idiosyncratic is ever blasting h2o successful their face. Second, the consecutive to enactment with nary foreplay. Unless you usage lube, you're going to privation to bash a small foreplay to get things going down there, for some of you. Whether it's kissing, manual/oral stimulation, toys, whatever."

—flyerboy6

2. "One of the biggest lies connected TV astir enactment is that women tin prevarication successful furniture instantly aft enactment for hours and ne'er get a UTI. There is nary moving to the bath to pee oregon station enactment cleanup."

—Anonymous, 52, female, Maryland

3. "The adjacent morning, you tin conscionable aftermath up, get dressed, and spell to enactment similar you’re not covered successful idiosyncratic else’s sweat and… ya know, different stuff. Get your stank ass successful the shower!"

—jmacxjr

4. "It’s seldom depicted realistically. No 1 is sweaty and constitution is ever spot on. There’s ne'er immoderate silliness similar accidentally rolling your spouse disconnected the furniture and onto the floor. So overmuch large drama could beryllium created utilizing enactment arsenic specified but Hollywood seems to lone privation perfection for thing that is imperfect."

—Anonymous, 32, F, Canada

5. "There’s ne'er awkwardness, similar adjusting for an limb oregon limb successful a atrocious position, oregon a cramp, oregon bunched up bedding. And nary post-sex waddle to the bathroom? Totally unrealistic!"

—Anonymous

6. "That radical are having arsenic overmuch enactment arsenic rabbits. All they tin deliberation astir is sex. My hubby (deceased astatine 60 aft our 40 twelvemonth marriage) lone wanted enactment erstwhile each different year. Found reports of aggregate encounters per nighttime highly improbable overmuch little erstwhile each night."

—Anonymous, 81

7. "Jack Twist ate a full tin of beans adjacent to the campfire earlier getting wrong that structure with Ennis Del Mar aboriginal that night."

—jrmart91

8. "So truthful galore things! But present are a fewer regarding the greeting after; they aftermath up successful afloat constitution successful the morning, the pistillate is ever wearing thing connected apical but a bra (who sleeps successful conscionable a bra oregon wears it during sex?), past they buss successful the greeting without brushing their teeth."

—Anonymous, 43, Female, Dallas

9. "That rolling over, archetypal happening aft waking up, and starting a blistery make-out league is ace sexy. Sorry, but nary 1 is getting wrong 5 feet of my look until we person BOTH brushed, flossed, and gargled with mouthwash for astatine slightest 30 seconds. Morning enactment is simply a HUGE crook off!!!"

—Anonymous

10. "Spooning enactment being a thing. Either the antheral has a 12-inch curved unit, oregon is going successful the backmost door? The presumption does not enactment penetration."

—quizzypunk897

11. "That determination is nary cleanable up and that it lone takes a fewer bully thrusts to climax."

—Anonymous

12. "The deficiency of implicit and utter awkwardness!!!! Even aft years of matrimony and immoderate beauteous exquisite times with my wife, determination are ever moments similar the random hairsbreadth getting caught, an ill-timed fart oregon burp, knees popping, oregon legs cramping astatine the astir inopportune time. Real beingness is messy and comic astatine the aforesaid time. So blessed that our enactment is existent and not a performance."

—Anonymous, 45, male, Colorado

13. "The pistillate pb would beryllium moving astir each time fighting, past her co-star goes down connected her without a shower."

—Anonymous, 50 antheral Virginia

14. "Losing your virginity tin beryllium awful, awful. The books and movies marque it dependable similar everyone knows what they’re doing, and it’s a magical experience. That’s full BS."

—grumpytruck292

15. "They cuddles up oregon adjacent getting dressed close aft sex. IRL, you gotta pee close distant to prevention you from UTI."

—Anonymous, N/A

16. "I person not had enactment (see age), but I find it wholly dishonest that the mates oregon 2 peeps successful question would screen themselves with blankets afterwards, it conscionable seemed similar an casual mode to censor that they kept."

—Anonymous, 15

17. "That enactment ever starts disconnected ace passionate and explosive with nary awkwardness ever."

—Anonymous, 30, Female , NY

18. "Every pistillate ever climaxes from penetration unsocial successful missionary benignant aft 5 minutes, like… similar it’s conscionable that casual oregon the dude has a magic penis."

—ellehella

19. "When the pistillate jumps up connected the antheral and wraps her legs astir his waist. Then helium walks up the steep stairs successful this presumption to the bedroom. Try doing that astatine my age, fto unsocial immoderate age!"

—Anonymous, 70 twelvemonth aged female, Maine

20. "Stand-up enactment (especially successful the shower) is effortless contempt having thing to enactment either person. Also, the information of slipping and sprawling retired connected the bath level is seemingly non-existent!"

—Anonymous, 49, female, Seattle, WA

21. "That 'fiery, spontaneous sex' without verbal consent is acceptable. In existent life, adjacent if we’re passionately making out, you'd amended inquire maine earlier you effort to instrumentality it in."

—Anonymous, 25, NB, San Francisco

22. "You’re truthful huffy with passionateness that you unreserved wrong and commencement ripping disconnected each other’s clothes, past leap consecutive into the deed, nary foreplay, nary lube, nary nothing, conscionable bang bang slammed against a wall, floor, desk."

—Anonymous, Female, 64 Baltimore Md

23. "Everyone has a regular enactment beingness careless of age."

—lads47

24. "'There's ne'er a request for lube, nary 1 has to halt due to the fact that the penis slipped out, women orgasm instantly, jealousy and/or stalking is simply a crook on."

—Anonymous, female, Atlanta

25. "When couples cuddle aft sex, successful the aforesaid spot that they mightiness person made a messiness of, you’re telling maine that they are going to cuddle successful the bedewed spot?? And women who person agelong hair, however does it not get successful the mode everyplace if you don’t propulsion it up?

—Anonymous, 53, female, Florida

26. "That enactment tin past hours. Rotflol. In their 20s, men tin sometimes lone past a fewer minutes; successful their 30s, a small longer; and erstwhile they deed 40, they commencement experiencing 'problems,' and they can't support an erection agelong capable to finish. Movie enactment is ridiculous."

—Anonymous, Arizona girl

Note: Some responses person been edited for magnitude and/or clarity.

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