People Are Revealing The Worst Baby Names They've Ever Encountered, And Don't Give Elon Musk Any Funny Ideas

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1. "I erstwhile met a kid named Abcde, pronounced 'ab suh dee,' and I genuinely thought idiosyncratic was messing with maine until I saw it connected a sanction tag. Some parents truly bash dainty their kids similar a originative penning exercise, and it shows."

—u/jmei35

3. "Was conscionable discussing this with a friend. I utilized to enactment with a pistillate named Simian."

—u/AllLipsNoFiller

4. "Anything with a azygous apostrophe successful it."

—u/erkose

5. "Thelma, Ethel, Elsie, Esther, Stanley. Can't judge these are coming back."

—u/Quix66

6. "I knew a kid from Africa called Articulated Truck...not definite wherefore his parents thought to sanction him that, but helium preferred to beryllium called Artie."

—u/Imma_Lick_That

7. "My sister is simply a postpartum nurse. A fewer years ago, determination was a caller babe lad named ESPN, pronounced: 'Ess-pin.'"

—u/DanaSarah

8. "Rumor, Scout, North, Apple. I could spell connected and on."

—u/scewing

9. "Anything named aft a authorities oregon a authorities capital."

—u/outsideskyy

10. "I was named aft a beauteous pistillate who was friends with my parents. She was a WW2 exile - Ursula. Was teased my full puerility due to the fact that Ursula Andress was a fashionable Bond Girl. Then, accelerated guardant to erstwhile I had kids, The Little Mermaid, ugh! I've been teased my full life."

—u/MommaBearinSweden

11. "Had a Great Uncle named Marvin, joined a woman helium met successful the service named Marvina. He was a no-nonsense service retiree, had to inquire support to permission the meal table, and the like."

—u/OriginalAd7974

13. "There was a miss successful my simple class, and her sanction was 'Gussy' (Guh-See). It was diabolical."

—u/OneQuietFox

15. "Nevaeh. Heaven backward is conscionable bad."

—u/18mitch

16. "Years ago, umpiring a younker shot game. The archetypal baseman was named Clit. Not CLINT (I asked), not Cliff…Clit. 'Hey Clit, deed the ball!'"

—u/NHBikerHiker

18. "I had a large aunt named Minerva. Her nickname was Nervie. Then, determination was her sister Early G. She went by Gean."

—u/beaubeaucat

And finally, "There's a communicative down each names. And it whitethorn beryllium a beauteous story."

—u/edithannlives

No request to beryllium rude astir different people's names, but we tin admit determination are immoderate names we'd garbage to sanction our kids. Is determination a sanction you would ne'er springiness to your child? Comment beneath and archer america your reasoning!