People Are Revealing The Most Absolutely Bonkers Ways Their Exes Dumped Them, And I'm Genuinely Speechless

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A portion back, we shared immoderate of the astir unhinged breakups radical person experienced. Then, a clump of readers shared their ain stories, and wowowowowow. Here are immoderate of those responses:

1. "I dated a feline for a fewer months. We had some been wounded successful erstwhile relationships, truthful we decided to instrumentality things slowly, sexually. Apparently, I was taking things excessively dilatory due to the fact that retired of the blue, helium texted me, 'I can't bash this anymore. Have a bully life.'"

—Anonymous, 52, NC

2. "I was moving retired due to the fact that we needed our ain spaces for our stuff. There wasn’t arguing. It was conscionable practical. Everything seemed fine. We took a mates of days to determination my stuff. I thought it seemed weird that helium insisted I get each azygous point retired of his place, but helium said helium was conscionable going to cleanable and reorganize, truthful I shrugged it disconnected and said I’d travel backmost implicit to assistance if helium wanted. He dropped maine disconnected astatine my caller spot and said we could spell locomotion astir the vicinity aft helium got backmost from the gym. He went to the gym, stopped by his location for 1 past thing, came backmost implicit to my house, and gave maine HIS dormant location works portion breaking up with me. He clapped his hands erstwhile and said, 'So I deliberation we should interruption up,' similar idiosyncratic asking, 'What’s next?' connected a time trip. His reasoning was that helium needed space. I had conscionable moved into my ain apartment, caput you…"

—Anonymous, 36, Colorado

3. "He took a waitress location from his favourite bar. Fell dormant retired successful the yard. Someone from the barroom called and told me."

—Anonymous, 73, Pacific Northwest

4. "Was retired to meal successful a bully section restaurant. He looked up astatine maine and said, 'Oh, by the way, I filed for divorcement today.' Just precise matter-of-factly. Looking back, I should person gotten up and walked home. Instead, I finished my dinner, and we went home."

—Anonymous

5. "Not me, but I cognize idiosyncratic whose ex came location aft cheating connected him and said, 'I conscionable realized it’s not that I don’t similar sex. I conscionable don’t similar enactment with you.' They’d been unneurotic 20 years. Then she served him with divorcement papers astatine her ain grandfather’s ceremonial due to the fact that helium was adjacent with her grandfather."

"Now she’s broke and trying to get backmost with him. Practically threw herself astatine him erstwhile she came backmost to get the remainder of her stuff. Parading astir bare and flashing him. Meanwhile, he’s successful a large narration with idiosyncratic other who is decidedly enjoying herself with him and treats him similar a king. Sorry for your losses, lady."

—Anonymous

6. "I had to person exigency country to repair a collapsed lung, helium called maine 2 days aft (while I was recovering successful the hospital) saying we had to interruption up due to the fact that I was 'just excessively overmuch work.'"

—Anonymous

7. "A feline I'd been seeing told maine to publication a edifice country for america for the weekend. We lived astir 1 hr from each other. I did. As each hr passed, helium came up with antithetic reasons wherefore helium would beryllium late. At 10:30 p.m., helium messaged maine that helium would halt by successful the greeting due to the fact that helium was excessively bushed to thrust to the hotel, which was 15 minutes from his home. I didn't perceive from him for a fewer days. When I yet reached out, helium responded with, 'What's the matter, honey?' After that text, I ne'er heard from him again."

—Anonymous, 52, NC

8. "He got a substance from his ex that I saw travel successful arsenic helium was napping adjacent to maine that said, 'Did the b*tch postgraduate already? Come over.' This was aft helium spent the full time sitting adjacent to my parents and champion person astatine my assemblage graduation, gave maine a committedness ringing since I planned connected attending grad schoolhouse retired of state, and proceeded to springiness maine a generous graduation acquisition from his parents. Where did helium spell erstwhile I woke him up and kicked him out? Her place. Four years later, helium got caught cheating connected her a period aft helium proposed. Karma is simply a B for BOTH of them."

—Anonymous, 31, Wisconsin

9. "When I was successful the subject (four months earlier my discharge), my woman visited my parents and told them that present she was a assemblage postgraduate and could nary longer spot a aboriginal with maine due to the fact that I would beryllium a blue-collar idiosyncratic and I would beryllium beneath her status!"

—Anonymous, 82, Lansing, Michigan

10. "I had moved crossed country, 2,200 miles to beryllium with him aft dating for 2 years, and him getting a occupation aft graduation. I transferred to a antithetic assemblage and moved successful with him. He was a fewer years older and had conscionable started his career. Things were bully for a while, but cracks were starting to show. It was a caller concern for some of us, truthful I figured we would enactment done it. Things didn't look that bad. I travel location from assemblage 1 afternoon, and each of his belongings are gone. He pretended helium was going to work, past doubled backmost and moved retired portion I was gone."

"No note. No explanation. No forwarding address. He near maine with six months connected a lease I couldn't spend and each the enactment of dissolving the household. I was 21 and a full-time pupil with a field job. He was 27 with a well-paying caller occupation arsenic an attorney. I took attraction of everything and recovered an flat to sublease. He had the nervus to travel backmost to our bare location the time I was moving out, bringing maine flowers and telling maine helium was inactive funny successful dating, conscionable not surviving together. I near the authorities a fewer months later, moved backmost home, and ne'er spoke to him again."

—Anonymous

11. "I joined her aft she got large by 'forgetting' to instrumentality commencement power pills for a week. Joined the Army successful bid to supply for my household — I would ne'er person joined otherwise. About 1.5 years into service, I was connected a week-long tract duty, mode earlier compartment phones existed, and erstwhile that ended, she didn’t reply the telephone to prime maine up. My squad person had to thrust maine home, and adjacent helium couldn’t judge what she did. She near a crappy enactment and took everything she could, including wealth and moving up bills. She did permission a elephantine container of soiled diapers that smelled up the full apartment, though. Nice consolation prize?"

—Anonymous, 58

12. "I was dating a feline successful precocious school, and 1 night, erstwhile helium leaned successful to buss me, helium stopped and said, 'I’ve been dating 2 radical and I conscionable realized I’m choosing her.' I asked who it was, and helium told maine it was a miss successful my gym class. I knew for a information that she was a truly chill chick who was besides a lesbian. I didn’t fuss to archer him that. I wished him well. A period later, helium came crawling backmost aft they broke up, and helium asked maine retired again. I conscionable laughed and told him I’d moved on. He kept asking maine retired each done precocious school, adjacent aft I mislaid value and got prettier, but I ne'er went retired with him again. Loving yourself is the champion revenge."

—Anonymous, 50, Canada

13. "I noticed that I had a missed telephone connected Facebook Messenger. The miss had the aforesaid past sanction arsenic my fiancé. I screenshot the missed telephone announcement and sent it to him, and each I got was 'I americium truthful sorry.' The week before, helium near my house, saying helium had errands to run. The errand was going to a chapel and getting married!"

—Anonymous

14. "I recovered retired I had prostate crab that required surgery. As I told my ex astir it, her effect was, 'I perceive guys get that,' and past she told maine she was leaving. Eight weeks earlier my son’s wedding. Nice. 34 years successful the sh*tter."

—Anonymous, 60, Detroit

15. "I was dating this feline for a fewer months successful college. Things were going great. No problems with the relationship. Not 1 astatine all. One night, portion hanging out, helium said helium was going to spell get a portion of h2o from the h2o fountain extracurricular my dorm room. I waited everlastingly for him to travel back. He ne'er did. I recovered retired the adjacent greeting (from idiosyncratic else) that helium had virtually conscionable near college... He virtually ghosted maine for water."

—Anonymous, 42, Buffalo

Responses person been edited for length/clarity.

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