People Are Confessing Their Wildest One-Night Stand Stories, And I Did NOT See Any Of These Plot Twists Coming

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to stock their astir shocking hookup stories, and shocked I was! Here are the astir shocking ones:

Note: Some submissions travel from this Reddit thread. 

1. "As a young exec successful the eighties, my older brag and his younger woman invited maine to meal astatine their house. After excessively overmuch drinking, my brag said helium needed to prevarication down. His woman invited maine for a aquatics successful their pool. Twenty minutes later, we were getting to it. Just arsenic I was peaking, I glanced implicit her enarthrosis and caught my brag pleasuring himself portion watching. Not a connection astir the evening was ever spoken backmost astatine the office."

—Anonymous, 75, Male, Santa Fe

2. "After getting horribly dumped, my ma invited my sister and maine to tag on to a league successful Vegas with her. At 1 of the after-hours events, I deed it disconnected with a guy, and we snuck retired and went backmost to his immense edifice suite and had a chaotic and precise freaky time. I could spot my full assemblage people connected the floor-to-ceiling model erstwhile I was leaving. After doing the obligatory greeting chit-chat, helium got truly soundless and sorta rushed maine out. I was near wandering astir the maze of a casino successful my enactment dress, hungover and limping successful my heels. Since I lone had cash, I needed to find a cab."

"I couldn’t get a cab anywhere! I waited for truthful agelong astatine the taxi stand. I yet caved and had to telephone my ma for an Uber. She sent 1 and told maine to conscionable her for meal earlier her adjacent concern gathering with...the feline from the nighttime before! He indispensable person realized who I was, hence the abrupt goodbye. I felt truthful atrocious for the guy! My ma played it disconnected arsenic though she didn’t cognize until meal that night, erstwhile she told me, ‘Well, if you had to person a one-night stand, astatine slightest it was with a bully feline similar him.’ Trust me, Mom, helium was nary angel."

—Anonymous, 35, Canada

3. "I was astatine a nine successful Nuremberg, Germany. I saw 2 ladies having a heated discussion. One wanted to spell home, but she didn’t privation to spell alone. The different woman wanted to spell with immoderate random guy. I said, ‘I’ll spell location with you.’ So she looked astatine maine and said okay. We went to her place. It was precise adjacent to wherever I lived. We had large enactment each implicit her apartment. In the morning, I woke up to instrumentality a piss, and successful the hallway I noticed a wedding picture..."

"It was a feline I worked with. I softly got my apparel connected and walked out. I saw them some a mates of weeks later. Yes, it was a small awkward. Then, a period later, she came to my spot to relive that night. I’m a guy, and yes, I’m weak. Sorry. But she was the astir beauteous redhead I person ever met. Forgive me."

—Anonymous, 58, Male, Germany

4. "She was really truly cute, and she got up to leave, truthful I conscionable said, ‘Lock the doorway down you,’ due to the fact that I was ace hungover. Finally, I made my mode retired of furniture and realized she had taken each of the nutrient successful my location on with my blender. Like, however the hellhole did you propulsion this off?!"

—u/Anonymous

5. "I woke up to him saying, ‘Crap!! My dada wasn't expected to travel location truthful early.’ I had thought helium lived with roommates. He told maine to leap successful his closet. I was afloat nude, and my apparel were successful the surviving room. I started to argue, but helium insisted, truthful I got successful determination and heard them having tiny speech for astir an hour. I realized I truly had to pee, and they conscionable dragged connected portion I danced around. Then the feline I slept with near for work! I could perceive the dada making meal and conscionable settling in. I panicked. How was I gonna get my clothes? Screw my clothes. I’d usage his clothes. So I took the worldly successful the closet, but each I recovered were shirts. I freaking ran for my beingness afloat velocity done the location with enactment hairsbreadth and a agelong garment connected to my car. The dada yelled, ‘What the damn hell? Who are you?!’"

—u/jennyalena

6. "We woke up with nary representation of each other, past she began screaming astir being precocious to her grandma's funeral. I dropped her disconnected successful a tiny dress, not wearing shoes, inactive drunk arsenic hell, successful beforehand of her full extended family."

—u/MWdoha

7. "I hooked up with this ace blistery chick astatine a festival. She lived nearby, truthful she insisted we spell backmost to her house. After an full greeting and astir day of loud, chaotic enactment for hours, I decided to spell downstairs for a drink. Turns retired she didn't unrecorded unsocial similar she said. She lived with her 2 brothers, some of whom looked similar they had been connected the juice. I casually had to proceed my stroll to the fridge shirtless, past present myself. They some jumped disconnected the sofa and tried to staunch me, asking who I was and wherever I was from. She past came downstairs and introduced me, and past asked them to thrust maine home. Being the older sister, they had to accidental yes. Being ace acold from home, I had to oblige the offer. I got a assistance with the brothers of the miss I had conscionable had enactment with each night."

—u/Catbirdbrewer

8. "I hooked up with a cougar from the barroom wherever I worked. I woke up the adjacent greeting to sounds coming from the kitchen. She said it was her son. For immoderate reason, she besides mentioned helium was starting a caller occupation that day. I said a little hullo to him arsenic I near the house. Guess who showed up astatine my enactment for grooming aboriginal that day? Her son. I had to bid him."

—u/Varnigma

9. "Well, I woke up adjacent to this random pistillate I met astatine assemblage and instantly regretted the determination I had made drunkenly the nighttime before. So I got up dilatory to beryllium arsenic quiescent arsenic I could and started putting connected my clothes, acceptable to leave. I got halfway down the staircase earlier I realized I was trying to sneak retired of my ain house."

—u/Anonymous

10. "She told maine I could slumber successful arsenic she near for enactment early, and conscionable to fastener the doorway connected my mode out. Her estranged hubby decided to popular over, noticed maine successful the furniture naked, got pissed off, and ranted astir however she was a unspeakable person. Oh, and by the way, did she notation she was joined and had a kid? I started getting dressed, and arsenic I was putting my shoes on, the hubby picked up the TV/VCR combo and was astir to leave. I said, ‘Don’t bargain her TV. She’s going to deliberation I did it.’ He did not look to care."

—u/klitchell

11. "I accidentally pushed her retired a window, truthful I’m beauteous definite I’m that girl’s worst one-night stand. Sorry, Kim."

—u/Anonymous

12. "He took disconnected his cowboy boots to uncover NO SOCKS, past proceeded to favored his feline with his sweaty, smelly feet. He past told maine to favored her. No thanks, buddy."

—u/wanton_newt

13. "I woke up to the miss saying, ‘You request to leave, close now.’ When I flashed a confused face, she showed maine her telephone and said, ‘My fellow conscionable sent maine this.’ I looked astatine her telephone and saw her fellow had sent her a representation of the 2 of america lying successful furniture dormant adjacent to 1 another, taken from the doorway of her room. Needless to say, I got the hellhole retired of determination quick."

—u/KB3562

14. "I had a miss halt maine mid-pump to get up and spell location due to the fact that she was hungry."

—u/Jcrunkilton

15. And finally, "My person told maine this story: A person of his had a one-night basal portion being wholly drunk. They some slept naked. The adjacent morning, helium woke up and wanted to spell to the bathroom. He past noticed helium had pooped successful that girl’s furniture portion they were some asleep. Still wholly drunk, helium had to deliberation astir however to get retired of that concern smoothly. He could’ve conscionable tally away, but instead, helium decided to mildly propulsion that miss into his poop. Then helium cleaned himself up and left. Just ideate that miss waking up, remembering she had a one-night stand. Then she notices the crap she’s lying connected and thinks she has to beryllium the 1 who shat successful the bed, and the feline must’ve tally distant successful disgust."

—u/hassellopf

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