OB/GYNs Are Sharing The Most Mindblowing Thing A Husband Or Boyfriend Dared To Say In Front Of Them

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Being large and giving commencement is hard capable without the men astir you saying and doing the astir ridiculous things. And yet, they do! Reddit idiosyncratic thatoneapexlegend asked OB/GYNs to stock the astir "mindblowing" happening they'd heard a hubby oregon boyfriend of a large idiosyncratic accidental oregon do, and a batch of radical chimed successful with their experiences...

1. "I'm a PA moving successful inpatient OB/GYN. We had a begetter bring his PS4 to a transportation country truthful helium could play Spider-Man portion his woman got induced."

Jefffahfffah

2. "Dad was engaged taking selfies to station connected IG portion his woman was connected the different broadside of the country giving birth. When asked if helium wanted to assistance helium declined and said, 'she got it.'"

Blackstreak95

3. "OB/GYN here... One caller young dada who was precise tense astir transportation asked maine if I 'do this often' (as successful present babies). Which prompted his woman to accidental successful exasperation, 'this is her JOB!'"

atyourcervix18

4. "The hubby was full-on flirting with the midwife arsenic his woman was afloat dilated and pushing. He asked her out."

tonvan345

5. "I americium not an OB/GYN, but I bash person a person that is. One of her much caller brainsick comments was a feline who thought that giving commencement gave women monolithic orgasms. He genuinely believed that was however they pushed the babe out, and that it felt great."

BirdLore01

6. "On my OB rotation, the hubby said, 'Holy shit,' arsenic the babe crowned... past helium passed retired and deed his caput connected the bedside array connected his mode down. He had to beryllium admitted to the aforesaid infirmary his woman was having the babe at. She ended up getting discharged earlier helium did."

rameninside

7. "Recently had a hubby comparison the symptom of his wife’s labour (which included forceps to region the baby) to the symptom of his eczema."

—Anon

8. "I had admitted a beauteous sick young women with pre-eclampsia a mates of years ago. She was stable, truthful her hubby near to get nutrient and immoderate things from home. A fewer hours aboriginal erstwhile I was called backmost to the country (the diligent had progressed rapidly and was acceptable to deliver), I entered the country and it conscionable reeked of accelerated food. The hubby had gotten capable accelerated nutrient for 4 radical and had eaten it each himself. The country smelled similar a fryer. The mediocre ma was connected magnesium sulfate and was NPO (no nutrient oregon drink), truthful the odor had conscionable added to her nausea and caused her to vomit implicit and over. My caregiver had asked the hubby repeatedly to devour successful the waiting country truthful arsenic not to stimulate his wife’s nausea. To nary avail."

rgtdal

9. "I'm a trained lactation consultant. This means I'm an adept successful helping caller mothers breastfeed. One mates had an bid for my assistance owed to mediocre feeding... I needed the ma to explicit immoderate beverage for babe by hand, and began to show said technique. I kid you not, the dada takes this nonstop accidental to leap successful and say, 'Do you privation maine to help? I tin get it started by sucking it out! We bash this each the time!' Cue the mom's decease glare."

goddessofwitches

10. "I person been told by 1 midwife that a feline asked her to hurry up with the commencement arsenic the footy was starting soon."

Magnus_40

11. "When I was connected my labour and transportation rotation successful med school, we had 2 women successful labour astatine the aforesaid clip with the aforesaid father. Dude kept going backmost and distant betwixt the rooms conscionable to instrumentality turns getting yelled astatine by each mom."

mark5hs

12. "When I was moving nighttime displacement successful the mother/baby department, a mates came successful precise acrophobic due to the fact that the large pistillate had started bleeding. The admitting caregiver asked the colour and magnitude of the humor (it’s relevant) and the chick says, 'There’s inactive immoderate connected his chin there, that’s what colour it was.' The feline looked embarrassed and the caregiver kept a consecutive look agelong capable to get retired of the country and archer the remainder of the unit."

lactorsion

13. "I’m a caregiver and helped present this girl's archetypal baby. I was inactive successful schoolhouse astatine the time. She was similar 19 I think. The father, who was evidently overmuch older, was besides successful the room. After the babe was born, everyone was each excited and emotional, but for the father, who was conscionable similar 'eh,' and shrugged it off."

MrSquishy_

14. "I had a scheduled C-section. My hubby was awesome and supportive, and portion I was getting the epidural, helium decided to support maine calm and relaxed by having a mean speech with me. So, arsenic the needle is going into my back, helium holds my manus and says, 'Hey, the caller Pirates of the Caribbean movie is successful theatres tomorrow!'"

cutencreepy

15. "After my ma gave commencement to my sister, she had to get stitches for a tear. She says that my dada asked the doctor, 'Could you enactment a mates much stitches successful there?'"

TheHoratian

16. "I worked successful a diagnostic centre. OB/GYN refers the diligent for a transvaginal ultrasound to find retired wherefore she is having fertility issues. Tech inserts probe. The pistillate flinches successful pain. Tech asks if it hurts during intercourse. The pistillate explains the hubby doesn’t insert it successful the vagina. 'No, here,' she said, portion pointing to her belly button. The tech came retired red-faced... she had to telephone the doc and explicate wherefore the diligent was having occupation getting pregnant."

Content_Mixture5453

17. "One of the OB/GYN docs I enactment with told maine astir a mates who came successful for infertility counselling. She was asking them astir the magnitude of her cycle, lifestyle, etc, and came to find retired that they weren't penetrating."

reeniex

18. "My ma was a wide practitioner. She erstwhile had a 15-year-old miss travel successful who had a gestation trial amusement positive, but was adamant she couldn't beryllium pregnant. My ma confirmed the pregnancy, but the miss inactive refused to judge it was true. She went connected to explicate to my ma that it was intolerable for her to get large due to the fact that her fellow had told her that if she laic wholly inactive during sex, past she wasn't 'sexually active' and couldn't get pregnant."

sl_tid

19. "My sister is simply a caregiver successful the mom/baby portion and volition besides enactment successful labour and delivery. One dada asked for a C-section, 'so her vagina wouldn't beryllium ruined.'"

littleneerd

20. "A woman’s hubby was disquieted astir getting a parking ticket, truthful helium figured helium would parkland successful 1 of the monolithic parking garages and past locomotion her up to the doorway arsenic she was virtually giving birth. They evidently didn’t marque it, and she delivered successful the car. They were highly religious, and to forestall her assemblage from being 'exposed' to what could perchance beryllium a antheral doctor, they kept her pants connected the full time. Baby, placenta, and each were conscionable chilling successful this woman’s pants. It was horrifying. Baby and Mom were good successful the end."

Askfslfjrv

21. "I americium a formation medic who has delivered 3 babies. I'll ne'er hide immoderate of them. The 2nd babe I delivered was astir 5 weeks early, roadside... The household had gone camping successful the desert, and Mom went into labor. By the clip we arrived, determination was nary turning back, and Baby's caput was visible. Mom was benignant of squatting with her forearms connected the mediate enactment of seats successful a van, and her booty was aimed retired the doorway (she was clothed successful a escaped dress). Just arsenic she was pushing the caput out, Dad said, 'Wait hold wait... we mightiness get humor connected the floor!' Mom rounded connected him with the biggest decease glare and said, 'Fuck your mom's van!' That became a portion motto."

trailangel4

22. "Not a OB/GYN, but a med student. In 1 of my rotations, I had an brushwood with a begetter who wanted america to marque definite his woman lone produced antheral children by utilizing immoderate drugs oregon a procedure."

Strange_Evidence1281

23. "There was a caregiver who was precise attractive. A father-to-be looked her successful the oculus and said to her, 'I'd prime the peanuts retired of your poop.' I witnessed it, and couldn't BELIEVE my ears."

mrdewtles

24. "With my archetypal pregnancy, my fellow asked my OB wherefore I was truthful aggravated and mean each the time. She looked him close successful the look and gave the coagulated reply of, 'She's 8 months pregnant.'"

inb4circlejerk

25. "I'm the husband. The archetypal clip my woman got pregnant, I had to inquire wherever the babe comes out, among galore different questions astir the pistillate reproductive system. Pretty definite my woman was embarrassed by me."

guyfromthecityofgold

26. "When the midwife told my woman it was clip to commencement pushing, I asked if they could hold truthful I could poop first. Glad I did too! She pushed for a while!"

jwink3101

27. "Not a doc, I’m the mom. All the nurses and docs connected our ward kept coming into my country to spot the ma whose hubby shouted, 'That was great, let’s person different one' successful the transportation country earlier the babe was adjacent handed to me!"

badgersister1

28. "Mid-labor, my dada complained that my ma was squeezing his manus 'too hard' and that it wounded him."

camilleycat624

29. And finally, "Apparently, my dada asked my mom’s doc erstwhile she was successful labour however agelong it would instrumentality maine to unfastened my eyes (like puppies/kittens)."

diviem

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