"Never Cook Bacon In The Nude" – 21 Oddly Specific Rules That People Swear By

Recently, u/RayPetal22 asked r/AskReddit, "What’s an oddly circumstantial regularisation you travel successful your beingness that cipher taught you, but you curse by it?" And we thought we'd stock immoderate of the champion responses.

1. "If I’m having a hard clip absorbing information, I person to ideate explaining it to idiosyncratic other who truly doesn’t recognize that benignant of thing. I extremity up imagining full scenarios and lessons, which makes the accusation instrumentality mode amended than repeating it to myself."

–Elesmira

2. "Draft the email earlier putting successful the '@'. It guarantees you won't accidentally deed send."

–LeatherSwan1219

3. "Every fewer days, I cheque successful connected a antithetic friend. I typically conscionable nonstop a elemental 'how's it going?' with an nonfiction oregon meme attached that I deliberation they'd find interesting. 99% of the time, everyone is good oregon good, but man, erstwhile that 1 percent hits and idiosyncratic is successful the infirmary oregon getting a divorcement oregon moving crossed authorities lines and worried, I'm gladsome I checked in."

–skinsnax

4. "If you don't woody with it present the mode you privation to, you're going to person to woody with it aboriginal successful a mode you don't."

–DeSlacheable

5. "Talk astir radical similar they’ve wiretapped you. It’s not astir being nice. It’s the thought that adjacent if I bash bitch and kick astir someone, I privation to astatine slightest beryllium capable to warrant wherefore I said it. I spot excessively galore radical get caught up successful venting and hide to cheque if they adjacent judge what they’re saying. It’s a beauteous elemental rule, but it cuts retired truthful overmuch pointless interior play and petty grudges."

–NeonFraction

6. "Relax and realise it’s not astir you."

–bigedthebad

7. "If I person thing bully to say, I accidental it."

–angelrat17

8. "I accidental hullo to the owner/greeter erstwhile I participate a store oregon shop, and accidental goodbye and convey you erstwhile I leave. Even if nary 1 hears oregon sees maine bash it."

–Annual-Duck5818

9. "Trust my gut/instinct. Something doesn’t consciousness right? Leave. Someone doesn’t look right? Leave. Spidey senses are precise underrated. If the hairs connected the backmost of my cervix basal up, I’m dipping out."

–Honest_Plastic7759

10. "I can't marque everyone's time better, but I'm going to bash my champion not to marque it worse."

–Finalgirl2022

11. "Never instrumentality the point astatine the beforehand of the show astatine a market store, instrumentality 1 of the ones down it."

–meep_42

12. "Never thrust straight down a logging truck. To beryllium fair, I presume determination are a batch of folks that support to this aforesaid regularisation aft watching a definite movie. Where I am, the logs are precise securely chained down and look safe. Do I spot it? Nope."

–Cat-Mama_2

13. "When you prime up a telephone and perceive the 'boop' (sounds similar a bubble popping). It's a scammer."

–Diarrhea_Mouth27

14. "Just presume erstwhile you're lending wealth that you won't get it back. If you bash past it's a pleasant astonishment and that idiosyncratic gets bonus points."

–coffeeblood126

15. "When shopping, if a merchandise is damaged, I crook it upside down. Not definite if others spot my signal, but I've done my part."

–MsAmandaNJ

16. "Clean the location earlier going connected vacation. It doesn't person to beryllium a full location cleaning. But bash the dishes, tidy up the bathroom, marque definite laundry is done, etc. It makes you admit the abrogation much and a immense acquisition to yourself erstwhile you get home."

–zoenberger

17. "If I unfastened the fridge and don’t find thing good, I inactive cheque the pantry. Then fridge again. As if snacks magically respawn."

–WillowGlint66

18. "When I’m feeling down. I shower, formal bully and spell drawback a java by myself. The assurance boost works wonders."

–Thyname

19. "Before ordering immoderate nutrient from anywhere, I find what I person connected manus that I tin navigator successful 10-15 minutes. It saves money. It's much nutritious. It's a blistery repast acceptable with the flavours I similar successful the clip it'd instrumentality maine to spell determination and prime thing up to travel location and devour it. Plus leftovers for the adjacent day."

–TanukiCookie

21. "When you're lasting up to permission a spot — restaurant, Uber, movie theatre, wherever — crook astir and cheque your spot earlier you go. I’ve saved myself from losing truthful galore phones, sunglasses, umbrellas, sweaters, etc, since I started doing this."

–raccoonhippopotamus

What are your circumstantial rules that you curse by? Let america cognize successful the comments below!

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