"My Parents Didn't Believe Me, And I Was Grounded For Two Days": People Are Exposing Their Jaw-Dropping "Nobody Believes Me, But This Actually Happened" Stories, And I'm Completely Flabbergasted

1. "I gave myself a encephalon wounded and person zero representation earlier my accident. I was 37 astatine the time, and each the memories earlier hitting my caput were gone. I knew my husband, kids, mom, and dad. I didn’t cognize the names of my in-laws and referred to them arsenic ‘that lady’ and ‘that man,’ which makes consciousness due to the fact that I ne'er liked them before. Everyone other was a stranger. It’s unusual due to the fact that I cognize erstwhile idiosyncratic ‘belongs’ to me, if that makes sense. Like, it’s ingrained heavy down erstwhile you’re comfy with someone. On the flip side, if I didn’t similar them before, I tin usually consciousness that, too. My hubby and household don’t ‘force feed’ my feelings. I usually inquire if I didn’t similar them before, and it’s usually a yes."

4. "It was gross. I was astatine a rodeo successful Casper, Wyoming, and I was successful a porta‑potty erstwhile a immense gust of upwind came done and tipped the full happening over. All the filth went connected me. I ended up face‑down against the door. People yet came implicit and started tipping it backmost upright, but arsenic they did, the doorway broke open, and I fell retired again — face‑first. Now, I’m covered successful bluish dye, piss, toilet paper, and a bare ass. I didn’t privation to determination oregon look anybody. I conscionable laic there. Someone yet said helium was going to tally and get a equine blanket. He came back, covered maine up, and sat maine up. I kept looking down and gagging, and radical adjacent were gagging, too. The full time, this feline and his buddies — implicit angels, adjacent though they were gagging themselves — walked maine implicit to a hose, stripped maine down, and hosed maine off. The h2o was acold arsenic hell, and erstwhile they were done, I looked similar a Smurf."

"Funny enough, each I could deliberation astir was George Costanza and shrinkage. My friends showed up and took over, including my girlfriend. They had maine look a absorption truthful that astir radical would lone spot my ass. Then the occurrence motortruck and ambulance arrived. I was enactment successful the ambulance, taken to the hospital, professionally cleaned, and fixed a mates of shots. 

Here’s the infinitesimal you’ll each gasp: I’ve been joined to that woman for 26 years. Still person the aforesaid friends, too. And each twelvemonth astir the day of the incident, they get maine a bluish cocktail. I inactive person a peculiar spot successful my bosom for the radical of Wyoming. Nobody laughed, which amazes me."

—Mulliganplummer

17. "On the greeting of 9/11, I went to play play with a co-worker and his neighbour astatine a people extracurricular of Richmond, Virginia. We went disconnected connected the archetypal tee time, and we were made a foursome with a antheral named Tony, and helium rode with me, and we chatted. He was ambiguous astir surviving successful Arlington, and said helium worked ‘in the government,' and had conscionable gotten backmost from a ‘business trip’ to Central America. He was successful municipality with his woman to sojourn their daughter, who had conscionable had a babe (which was existent due to the fact that they were lasting by the tenth fairway later). After the archetypal nine, we pulled up astatine the clubhouse and recovered retired what had happened, and helium rushed into the barroom to the TV. We saw the 2nd level deed the 2nd tower. After a mates of hours, for immoderate reason, we went backmost retired to decorativeness the round. He looked astatine maine and said, 'I’m lone playing due to the fact that I person nary thought erstwhile I’ll get to play again."