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Allyson Swan (St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office).
A Florida pistillate was precocious arrested for repeatedly attacking her woman during an onslaught that began by shoving “cheesy nachos” down her pants, according to instrumentality enforcement successful the Sunshine State.
Allyson Swan, 39, stands accused of 1 number of artillery causing bodily harm, St. Lucie County tribunal records show.
The underlying incidental occurred connected the nighttime of March 3, astatine the couple’s location connected South Buttonwood Drive successful Port St. Lucie — a large, coastal metropolis located immoderate 50 miles northbound of West Palm Beach.
The messy events are elaborate successful an apprehension study by the Port St. Lucie Police Department.
Police allegedly responded to a third-party 911 caller who said they could perceive their friend, the victim, being attacked by her wife, Swan.
When officers arrived, Swan allegedly said “everything was fine” and that her woman was simply “drunk,” according to the report.
“During my archetypal interview, she denied thing carnal occurring, and stated [her wife] was successful a drunken rage which caused [Swan] to barricade herself wrong their bedroom,” the apprehension study reads. “She stated [her wife] made respective holes successful the wall, and erstwhile again, denied a carnal altercation.”
But the defendant’s woman relayed a vastly antithetic narrative.
“She stated she was making nachos with nacho food successful the room portion [Swan] was playing video games successful the surviving room,” the study goes on. “[Swan] told her she shouldn’t beryllium eating this precocious and made a remark astir her weight. The 2 began arguing and [Swan] walked implicit to [her wife], grabbed a fistful of the cheesy nachos, and shoved them down the backmost of [her wife’s] pants.”
After that, the woman said she went to alteration apparel and called her friend, though she was not capable to really statesman the conversation.
Swan allegedly was not yet done and followed her woman arsenic she was trying to instrumentality disconnected her pants. Then, she pushed her up against the wall, dragged her down to the level and into the chamber by her hair, the unfortunate told police.
“[The victim] stated [Swan] pinned her look down onto the level and shoved her fingers into either broadside of her rima and hooked them similar a fish,” the study continues. “[Swan] past continued to batter her by grabbing her caput and slamming it into the level aggregate times. At immoderate point, [Swan] threw h2o connected [her wife].”
Throughout the attack, the unfortunate said, Swan repeatedly made comments “about making definite [her wife] knows [Swan] is successful complaint and that [her wife] was not behaving,” according to the apprehension report.
Police accidental the stained clothing, “large smears of a yellowish substance” connected the partition extracurricular the bedroom, and a tiny spread successful the partition helped person investigators the woman was telling the truth.
“The stains lined up with her buttocks country wherever the food would person been connected her leggings, and her elbow aligned perfectly with the spread successful the wall,” the apprehension study reads.
The unfortunate besides allegedly had a hematoma — a postulation of pooled humor nether the tegument akin to a bruise — connected her forehead and immoderate scratches connected her close arm, according to the constabulary report.
When pressed to relationship for the incidental a 2nd time, Swan maintained her innocence, denying each of her wife’s claims, constabulary say.
The defendant’s elaborate recollection allegedly went similar this:
She stated [her wife] was upset astatine her due to the fact that she did not privation to ticker TV together. [Her wife] threw the sheet of nachos and astatine immoderate point, rolled astir and covered herself successful nacho cheese. She stated she barricaded herself wrong their chamber portion [her wife] began punching the walls and their chamber door. She was incapable to explicate however [her wife] got the hematoma connected the close broadside of her forehead oregon however her close limb was scratched. I besides explained aggregate times that the food was located connected the wrong of the pants, which would not beryllium imaginable if she had “rolled around” successful it.
“It should beryllium noted that the sheet [her wife] made the nachos connected was ceramic and wholly intact,” the serviceman drily noted.
Swan was arrested that aforesaid night.
The suspect posted enslaved connected May 7. She is owed backmost successful tribunal for her arraignment connected June 2, St. Lucie County tribunal records show.
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