Jon Stewart's Jaw Literally Dropped After Discovering This Weird New Clue About Trump's Medical Situation

“It does accidental thing astir the ubiquity of Donald Trump successful our lives that we don’t perceive from him for 20 minutes and we’re like, ‘He’s dead,’” Stewart pointed out. 

Trump reemerged aft his vacation absence. 

“Trump is alive,” Stewart said. “I definitively would not spell truthful acold arsenic to accidental ‘alive and kicking.’ Something is up with his health.”

The White House has said Trump suffers from chronic venous insufficiency, which involves mediocre humor travel from the legs backmost to the bosom and leads to the swelling astir the feet and ankles seen successful photos of the president.

Trump has besides been utilizing constitution to disguise bruising connected his hand, which the White House said is owed to predominant handshaking combined with aspirin use.

Stewart did not similar looking astatine pics of Trump’s bruises:

“Jesus, Grandpa, enactment ’em away! Holy shit!” helium said, averting his eyes. “And what’s with the makeup? It’s not similar you tin dainty leprosy astatine Sephora.” 

He noted that those are conscionable the parts of the president’s assemblage we tin see.

“I stake everything connected that assemblage not covered by apparel is each fucked up close now,” helium said. 

But Stewart said the president’s hands and ankles mightiness not beryllium the surest motion that something’s up with the president’s health, and it’s not adjacent Trump’s sudden fixation with getting into heaven.

“It’s that whenever immoderate of his biggest supporters are with him, it sounds similar they’re saying goodbye,” helium said, and rolled footage of a recent Cabinet meeting wherever each subordinate took turns saying thing bully astir Trump.

The White House adjacent released a clip precocious of Trump offering beingness lessons that Stewart thought resembled the kinds of videos released to grant the “recently departed.” 

“Once you statesman to announcement this pattern, you statesman to spot truly the full vibe astir this president is precise Make-A-Wish kid,” helium said. “Everyone who shows up to his bureau tries to marque 1 of his dreams travel true.”

He played clips of Trump getting an honorary badge, oregon being allowed to clasp a sports trophy, oregon getting a sojourn from a favourite celebrity.  

But there’s a occupation with that.

“The radical astir Trump cognize that helium is simply a never-ending insatiable achromatic spread of wishes,” helium said. 

And the Supreme Court whitethorn person granted him the astir unsafe acquisition of all.

This nonfiction primitively appeared on HuffPost.