"I Was Asked To Be A Witness For A Wedding In A UPS Store": People Are Sharing Their You'll-Never-Believe-Me Stories, And They're Somehow Weird, Funny, Bizarre, And Creepy All At The Same Time

6. "One time, my eyeball popped and past reinflated 2 days later. I was calved with glaucoma. My eyes don’t filter water, and it builds up, truthful they are usually pressurized similar mad. Unchecked, glaucoma tin origin globe ruptures, which is erstwhile your eyes burst, and the liquid gushes out. Usually, erstwhile that happens, the doc volition instrumentality the oculus retired entirely, and you get a fake one. I hap to unrecorded adjacent to 1 of the foremost glaucoma surgeons successful the world, truthful my eyes weren’t neglected, but 1 summertime retired of nowhere, I became allergic to galore of my eyedrops and was successful changeless pain. One night, I was crying, and I rubbed my oculus — each of a sudden, determination was tons of h2o gushing down my look and onto my pillow."

10. "I was 6 oregon 7 years old, and for weeks I'd been feeling uneasy erstwhile playing outside, walking to schoolhouse oregon to friends' houses, going to bed, I felt...wrong. I couldn't sleep. This wasn't new; I've ever been a airy and infrequent sleeper. Usually, I'd conscionable person fake conversations with myself until I either fell dormant oregon my alarm went off. That night, for immoderate reason, I was compelled to get up and crook connected my chamber airy truthful I could read. After I turned the airy on, I grabbed a publication and went to my model seat to settee in, and staring astatine maine were 2 men's faces."

"To this day, I could picture them to a constabulary sketch artist. I ran to get my parents, and erstwhile they came in, obviously, the men were gone. My parents didn't judge me, truthful I went backmost to furniture and didn't slumber astatine all. The adjacent day, erstwhile I went extracurricular to locomotion to school, I could spot 2 sets of footprints successful the snowfall going to and from my window, and tyre tracks successful our yard. My parents told maine it was immoderate kids playing a prank, but for a agelong clip aft that, I didn't slumber until the prima started to rise. I'd walk my nights staring retired my window."

—u/Dahlia_Steps

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—u/feeschedule