"I Owe Bernie Sanders The Biggest Apology": People Are Sharing The Worst, Most "Disgusting" Secrets They're Hiding, And It's Literally So Hilariously Good

We each person a fewer skeletons successful the closet (and for the astir part, they're metaphorical). A fewer weeks ago, I published an article wherein radical shared the "most disgusting secret" they were hiding, and successful response, adjacent much radical shared their horrible secrets. Obviously, I had to excavation done people's secrets and contiguous you with immoderate of the grossest and perfectly astir fascinating. Enjoy!

1. "I beryllium Bernie Sanders the biggest apology. I was with my accumulation squad scouting a Brooklyn diner arsenic a imaginable determination for a trailer I was going to sprout the pursuing week. Bernie happened to beryllium determination having luncheon with his friends."

2. "Back successful college, I erstwhile pooed successful the mediate of an exam. I’m beauteous definite the miss down maine knew it, too. The full country smelled TERRIBLE and I consciousness atrocious to this day, but a girl’s gotta walk her doctrine people somehow!"

3. "I went to a household gathering and had a mates of drinks (vodka and pineapple orangish juice). Then, successful the edifice suite the adjacent morning, I was making a cupful of java erstwhile I got a acquainted feeling. I tried to spell to my country and get my crippled — atrocious move! My tummy growled ace loud, and crap began pouring down my legs! I pulled my gown choky to effort to support it from falling, but it didn’t work. By the clip I got to the bath country I was a shitty messiness from my waist to my toes."

—Anonymous, 65, South Carolina

4. "I climbed a histrion erstwhile I was astir 12 years old. All of a sudden, I had to instrumentality a immense poop. Dropped trou and virtually fto it fly. My small member was down below; I did archer him to run. Of course, we had to cheque it retired to spot what quality poop looks similar aft it fell retired of a tree!"

5. "When I was similar 8, I was astatine a sleepover day party. I had woken up conscionable successful clip to witnesser a spider crawling up the sleeping day girl's nose. I was horrified, but it went up her chemoreceptor truthful accelerated I didn’t person clip to yell. I laid determination and started to deliberation it was a nightmare. The adjacent clip I woke up, it was to her ma holding a cloth to the day girl's face. She'd gotten a bloody nose. Not a nightmare. I said nothing."

6. "When I was a fourth-year aesculapian student, we were connected bedside rounds successful the ICU. I'd had sushi with wasabi the nighttime earlier and passed a soundless but deadly dose of state close determination astatine the unconscious patient's bedside. I froze, motionless, portion everyone other had moved to the doorway, trying to proceed with rounds successful that tiny room."

7. "I was moving successful an simple schoolhouse and took specified a immense dump that the toilet wouldn't flush and it overflowed retired of the bath and into the hallway, which was carpeted."

"Luckily, I got retired of the bath conscionable arsenic the toilet was overflowing and backmost to my country by the clip a immense ellipse appeared connected the carpet. I was petrified they had cameras and knew who did it! It was hilarious, but scary, successful the teachers’ country erstwhile everyone was gossiping astir it aboriginal that time and for days afterwards."

—Anonymous, 66, North Dakota

8. "When I was 8, I shat successful my brother's furniture due to the fact that I was mad. He inactive thinks it was the dog."

9. "When I was astir 10 — I indispensable person been sleepwalking — I took a piss successful a metallic trash tin and past moved it into the bath and placed it connected a vigor vent straight supra our furnace (it was winter). What the F was I thinking?! I recovered it the adjacent morning, I deliberation earlier my parents, conscionable arsenic the urine seemed astir to boil."

"That is not thing you ever privation to smell, spot maine connected this. I opened a window, washed retired the trash can, and ne'er told anyone. Until now. This would person been astir 1970. I inactive person that trash can."

—Anonymous

10. "Back successful the precocious '80s, I was stationed astatine the Pentagon and headed successful aboriginal 1 morning. After parking, I started the locomotion toward the River Entrance erstwhile suddenly, codification red! Nature was calling, and determination was nary mode I was going to marque it inside."

11. "Fifth people performance, and I asked the teacher if I could spell usage the bathroom, and helium wouldn't fto me. I peed my pants close determination successful beforehand of a full gym afloat of people."

12. "Not astir me, but erstwhile my older sister was a kid (maybe 6), she was truthful addicted to our cat's nutrient that my ma had to commencement putting it successful cupboards that she couldn't scope oregon truly weird places due to the fact that my sister would perpetually find it and devour it all."

13. "When I was 5 years old, I was successful preschool and needed to spell to the bathroom. Well, turns out, I didn't cognize however to wipe. So I called retired to my teacher (from the bathroom), and erstwhile she came, she asked what was wrong. I told her I needed her to hitch my butt."

14. "I person a terribly tense stomach. Usually, I tin negociate astir it. Once, galore moons ago, erstwhile I was a young prosecutor, I had an day proceeding that had disquieted maine for weeks. At lunch, I made the fatal mistake of eating chopped salad."

15. "As 15-year-olds, we were trying to gross each different out, picking our noses to find the nastiest booger. One feline pulled retired a large multi colored booger, saying however gross it was, erstwhile 1 of the different guys grabbed his manus and sucked the booger disconnected his finger! Extremely putrid!"

...If you made it this far, CONGRATS. You are stronger than most. I americium perfectly horrified, but TBH, I'm besides laughing my ass off. Tell maine each your thoughts successful the comments below! Even better, if you consciousness inspired to stock a disgusting concealed of your own, consciousness escaped to bash so; it tin beryllium thing from a random puerility representation to an matter to, yes, a poop story. You cognize you privation to confess.

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