I'm Sorry For Howwwwling With Laughter At These 41 People Who Accidentally Hurt Themselves In Tremendously Dumb Ways

Reddit idiosyncratic RedTiger_XD precocious asked, "What's the dumbest mode you've ever wounded yourself?" Here are the hilarious stories radical shared:

1. "I burned the extremity of my penis with a curling iron. No, I wasn't curling my pubes... I was utilizing my parents' shower, and my ma had a wont of leaving the curling robust connected astatine the borderline of the counter. After my shower, I leaned into the reflector to spot however my shaving occupation went (I was caller to it) and ssssssssizzle!"

—Seattlehepcat

2. "As a paperboy, I slipped connected factual steps and smashed my vertebrae aft I caught a glimpse of a bare woman done a window."

—Electronic_Feeling13

3. "I stuck my digit successful a battery-operated pencil sharpener erstwhile I was astir 7. I wanted to spot if the sharpener could archer the quality betwixt a pencil and my finger. In lawsuit you're wondering, the reply is no. 😑"

—Suspicious_Heat_2984

4. "I was getting a pizza retired of the freezer and dropped it. Apparently, it was holding 3 of those frozen orangish portion mixes successful place. As I bent down to prime the pizza up, they each rolled retired and deed maine successful the backmost of the head. When I went to basal up, I deed my caput connected the bottommost of the freezer door. At this point, I conscionable decided to prevarication connected the room level due to the fact that I was acrophobic of what was gonna hap next."

—SpudHawkins

5. "I jerked disconnected utilizing IcyHot arsenic lubricant erstwhile I was 14. NEVER AGAIN."

—liftalldayy

6. "I chopped myself connected a portion of ail recently. I was trying to peel it, and the hard ammunition slipped and sliced my finger, haha."

—Happy_Elderberry4196

7. "I was tying my shoe, past arsenic I stood up, I sneezed and farted astatine the aforesaid time, and strained my abs."

—No_Transportation_77

8. "I was dancing connected a ungraded roadworthy with flowers successful my hairsbreadth to effort to impressment a miss who was retired of my league. I heard a motortruck coming down the road, and I thought it was my dada approaching. I panicked (he would person called maine a pansy), truthful I dove into the ditch. I was wearing shorts and landed balls-first connected a wasp nest. I came screaming retired of the ditch similar I was connected fire, crying. The motortruck drives by. It was my dad. He sees maine crying and flailing astir with flowers successful my hairsbreadth and yells, 'PANSY!' retired the model arsenic helium drives by. I ran 2 kilometers down the roadworthy and dove into a water to flight the swarm of wasps. I accumulated implicit 100 wasp stings connected the astir tender parts of my junk. I didn't triumph the girl. There was thing redeeming successful immoderate of it. Being 16 sucked. That was the dumbest mode I wounded myself."

—Affectionate-Sort730

9. "I was craving an apple, opened the fridge, and an pome rolled down, bounced disconnected the bottommost shelf, and nailed maine close successful the balls."

—DistrictMotor

10. "I slipped connected a bedewed beverage crate portion cleaning cricket poo retired of a bin. Cracked a rib for the involvement of cricket poo…😔"

—SorryComplaint4209

11. "Burned the extremity of my penis connected the pan, taking muffins out, due to the fact that my then-future ex-wife and I thought bare greeting baking was a bully idea."

—Puzzleheaded_Donut_6

12. "My spouse and I made homemade burritos, and we chopped caller jalapeno for them. We did lavation our hands, but decidedly not enough. Let maine archer you, sexy clip was chopped abbreviated afterward erstwhile our bits felt similar they were burning."

—Fillixxx

13. "Pulling up a choky sleeve, manus slipped, punched myself successful the mouth, broke a tooth."

—Less_Lawfulness4851

14. "I enactment a mitt connected my near manus and grabbed a cooky expanse from the oven with my close hand. I dropped the cooky expanse connected apical of my bare foot."

—bellabr

15. "As an adult, I managed to interruption my collarbone connected an inflatable children's slide. The pursuing year, I broke my chemoreceptor connected the aforesaid slide... I'm present banned from the slide."

—Nigelb72

16. "While sitting connected the toilet with my feet connected the squatty potty, I sneezed and threw my backmost out."

—PainfullyLoyal

17. "I person 2 decent ones. I stood connected 1 of those old-style laptop chargers, and it punctured a spread successful my foot, extracting a bully chunk of it. It took a portion to heal, and I had to propulsion distant the charger. And once, I sprayed capsicum spray nether my arms reasoning it was deodorant, macing myself and my woman astatine the time. Honestly, that was worse than the charger."

—your_mum_95

18. "Used to unrecorded successful North Dakota. I'm successful my backyard, and I slipped connected the crystal and fell truly hard. I wondered if I stepped connected the crystal again, if I would slip, and I slipped again, but fell adjacent harder."

—Shelbyleigh_1999

19. "The dumbest mode I wounded myself was conscionable yesterday. I was trying to propulsion thing upwards, it got stuck, my manus slipped, and I punched myself truthful hard successful the thorax I winded myself, and present person a monolithic bruise."

—Excellent-Quote-2751

20. "I was welding overhead portion sitting connected a five-gallon bucket once. A blistery dingleberry dropped into my lap, sizzled done my pants and boxer shorts, and burned the caput of my schlong. That 1 was sore for a while."

—michaelthruman

21. "High-five touched the stove apical burner, afloat unfastened palm. Had burnt rings connected the wrong of my hand, haha."

—Operation-SOS_User42

22. "I bruised my forehead during sex. Tried to bash immoderate sexy determination and misjudged wherever the bedpost was! Immediate swelling. Lolol!!!"

—In_lieu_of_That_Girl

23. "I jacked my genu by simply trying to determination a broad up and implicit with my limb portion lying successful bed. Hurt for days. Just the incorrect combo of lifting and twisting movement, I guess."

—Holiday_Decision4095

25. "When I was a teen, I gave myself a partial achromatic oculus trying to get undressed. I mislaid my balance, stumbled, and my look smacked the country of an unfastened dresser drawer."

—softful_doll

26. "I was cutting an apple, and the weapon skimmed my thumb but didn't chopped it. I thought, 'Is my weapon that dull? That should person sliced my thumb open.' So I tested the edge…slicing my thumb unfastened successful the process."

—dropbear_airstrike

27. "Jumping implicit a tiny puddle. Fractured my large toe."

—a1ien51

28. "In a skis assistance line, I mislaid my balance, fell over, and broke my thumb."

—sciaticannot

29. "I saw a butterfly and was amazed by however precocious up it was flying. When staring astatine it and trying to constituent it retired to my friends, I fell disconnected a curb and sprained my ankle."

—KneadAndPreserve

30. "Hot java successful the broadside of my backpack. Bent down to necktie my shoes, and java spilled each implicit my precocious back. It burnt it up truthful bad, lol."

—observant_96

31. "I leaned connected my rusty obstruction to look astatine the reddish ants connected the sidewalk (I had ne'er seen immoderate before). The rusted obstruction collapsed, and I fell straight onto the ants and cracked my chin open. I had to tally inside, and my grandma passed retired from seeing the blood, which was SUPER HELPFUL. I besides enactment a integrative trick-or-treat cauldron handbasket connected my head, and it got stuck. I had a small tornado-shaped scar connected the span of my chemoreceptor erstwhile my ma yet got it off."

—dollkyu

32. "Loading a staple weapon with the incorrect size staples. Two parallel incisions down my scale finger. Put immoderate duct portion connected it! Another time, portion assembling Ikea furniture, a screwdriver slipped, and I got a bully plus-sign-shaped puncture connected my scale finger. One time, arsenic a kid, I was climbing the obstruction astatine a shot crippled and got caught connected it with my scale finger, and I fell. Finger was impaled, and I was hanging by it. Great times for my scale fingers… And, riding a motorcycle erstwhile during the winter, I thought I could thrust done a snowfall berm. Nope, frozen solid. I went close implicit the handlebars, conscionable similar successful the movies."

—ADHD_Project_Manager

33. "I'm of a definite age, truthful I see the dumbest wounded the 1 erstwhile I pulled a musculus successful my cervix portion trying to enactment a 2nd pillow nether my caput truthful I could work portion successful bed."

—limbodog

34. "I stepped connected the wider extremity of a prime axe and the yellowish fiberglass grip smacked maine successful the testicles."

—XROOR

35. "I slammed my digit successful the doorway of an ambulance, and I was the paramedic."

—Empathetic_Mustang

36. "I sliced my genu unfastened with a TV distant controller, jumping onto a bed."

—SoggyBottomSoy

37. "Struggling to unfastened a vessel of Coke, I looked down person astatine it, the lid exploded off, and changeable maine successful the eye. I deliberation the daze was worse than the (thankfully, minimal) injury."

—tiptreetimes

38. "Went to propulsion the covers up successful furniture and clocked myself successful the look with my telephone that was successful the covers."

—tippitoes79

39. "Laughing. I laughed astatine someone's joke, tossed my caput back, and gave myself a insignificant concussion from hitting my caput connected the partition truthful hard. Typical me."

—gothicmango

40. "When I was 10, I was trying to locomotion ace elegantly successful beforehand of a lad I had a crush on. I was staring astatine the ground, trying to marque definite I was walking perfectly consecutive similar a model, and past I bashed into a airy rod and deed the ground."

—AggressiveBasil7662

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