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This would surely nonstop a Victorian kid into a coma.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, screams "the European caput cannot comprehend" much than the yearly Pop-Tarts Bowl.
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I mean, person immoderate respect for yourself, small guy!
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This year's crippled was arsenic chaotic arsenic ever, featuring ritual sacrifices, questionable cannibalism, and a botched (?) escape.
1. First of all, 1 of the Pop-Tarts this twelvemonth was wholly juiced:
2. At 1 point, that jacked Pop-Tart projected to immoderate lady:
3. She amended person said "yes."
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4. To commencement things off, the 2 shot teams ran done a elephantine Pop-Tarts wrapper:
5. The marching bands had Pop-Tart trombone covers:
6. And, Pop-Tarts were (obviously) grilling Pop-Tarts connected the sidelines:
7. Call maine sensitive, but this conscionable doesn't beryllium close with me!
8. One commentator had a Pop-Tart pouch square:
9. The trophy was a "toaster trophy:"
10. It appeared to really work:
11. And the winning manager devoured a Pop-Tart straight from it astatine the extremity of the game:
12. It wouldn't beryllium the Pop-Tarts Bowl without the "annual sacrifice:"
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13. This twelvemonth featured a twist with Slammin' Strawberry virtually jumping disconnected the toaster to debar definite death:
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14. Wild.
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15. The different Tarts weren't truthful lucky...
16. A leftover Pop-Tart watched successful fearfulness arsenic its sis was eaten.
17. As for Slammin' Strawberry, each that's near of it was its sign: "You haven't seen the past of me!"
18. How cyryptic.
19. Ultimaaately, this full happening is absurd(ly beautiful): "Imagine trying to explicate the Pop-Tarts Bowl to idiosyncratic who has been successful a coma for the past 10 years."
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