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Recently, Reddit idiosyncratic Admirable-Fig277 had a question for radical who enactment successful quality resources: "What are immoderate NSFW/WTF reasons an worker has been disciplined and/or terminated?"
People had A LOT to say. The question received implicit 4,400 replies! Here are immoderate of the champion comments:
1. "I americium nary longer amazed by however galore radical usage their enactment emails to acquisition drugs and program their meth-fueled orgies."
2. "A antheral came successful to kick to the zoning manager that 1 of our employees had been sleeping with his woman portion they were astatine work. The worker arranged these meetings connected his enactment computer, and I was assigned the investigation. I reviewed his emails and learned each sorts of things, similar that his junk was smaller than her husband's, but she inactive liked it."
"They besides often boned connected a swivel seat astatine the office. The worker was fired, but the seat remained with the city."
3. "The unit washrooms randomly started having fecal substance strewn connected the walls similar digit painting. It happened implicit respective weeks. We yet had to ticker cameras to spot who went successful and retired of those washrooms each day, past had them cleaned aft every usage to spot who was doing it."
4. "I've had to occurrence a enactment pb (I enactment successful manufacturing) due to the fact that she was sleeping with the archetypal AND 2nd displacement accumulation leaders. When they yet figured it out, they wanted to combat for her successful the mediate of the plant, and she was egging them on."
5. "I had a feline who, successful his archetypal week of employment, was caught masturbating to pornography successful the parking lot. The institution I worked for was truthful lawsuit-adverse that they would ne'er fto america occurrence anyone for thing without archetypal giving them a warning. But it turns retired that masturbating successful the parking batch IS a uncommon terminable offense. I brought the feline into an bureau to archer him that we're letting him go, and helium asked me, 'Don't I get a warning?'"
6. "I had to fto a kid spell for showing different unit members his homemade porn. The worst portion is that astir of it was solo work."
7. "I unrecorded adjacent to a Honda plant. One time, an worker was filming, and this dude connected the assembly enactment pulled retired his dick. The miss adjacent to him gave him astir 3 seconds of oral. They were some fired, and the video was each implicit Facebook."
"That gives 'Happy Honda Days' a full caller meaning."
8. "One manager was caught having enactment with different manager's woman successful the car. On institution property. While her hubby was working."
9. "A feline got fired due to the fact that IT recovered retired helium was utilizing his enactment laptop to put enactment workers portion traveling for work. And helium kept a spreadsheet with scores, rankings, and a database of which pistillate worker each enactment idiosyncratic looked the astir like."
10. "My vice president of HR was fired for intersexual harassment. She went astir the full bureau bragging astir her stroke occupation skills."
11. "We had a coworker who got fired due to the fact that helium did the blowtorch connected a doorknob prank. He got it ace blistery and called different coworker to travel into the room. Aside from wholly burning a dude's hand, the doorknob besides had immoderate furniture of protective integrative connected it that melted into his skin. It truly messed up his manus for a agelong time."
12. "I conscionable fired 2 radical for stealing $60,000 worthy of copper lines disconnected the lineman truck."
13. "A cook I knew had to occurrence a feline aft helium recovered this dude successful the walk-in refrigerator fucking a freshly cooked premier rib."
"Restaurants tin beryllium wild, man."
14. "A institution enforcement was fired for pilfering autographed sports memorabilia from 1 of our contracted customers. The dude mislaid a immense six-figure wage positive his marriage, and helium ended up surviving with his ma again. All for immoderate autographed footballs."
15. "When I worked astatine a truly bully restaurant, a sous cook did a whippit during work and concisely mislaid each inhibitions. He pissed close successful the trash tin successful the unfastened kitchen, which was viewable to unit and guests. He was fired connected the spot."
16. "I utilized to beryllium successful the Royal Navy, and different Navy feline near to articulation the police. He aced their basal grooming and was precise fit, intelligent, and a precocious achiever — erstwhile sober! One time, erstwhile helium got drunk and stark naked, helium decided it'd beryllium comic to crap retired of the apical level model of the constabulary grooming barracks. He wholly forgot that helium wasn't successful the Navy anymore, and that benignant of happening isn't acceptable. They discharged him connected the spot! Game over. Goodbye, constabulary career."
17. "We hired a work writer for a dense instrumentality repair facility. She called successful sick for the archetypal day, past fundamentally ghosted america for 3 weeks. One day, she conscionable walked successful similar thing happened. She filed a wrongful termination suit afterwards, but that didn't truly spell anywhere."
"It reminded maine of the Seinfeld occurrence wherever George quits his job, and Jerry suggests helium conscionable goes backmost the adjacent time similar thing happened."
18. "I utilized to enactment for a ample UK company. Part of the archetypal grooming play was a weeklong enactment astatine HQ successful London, which progressive drinks connected the institution dime each night. A young lad from my squad was perfectly smashed and got into a cab. Then the firm caput of HR climbed into the aforesaid cab successful beforehand of wherever helium sat. This young lad saw an arse successful his face, and earlier his encephalon could engage, helium delivered a afloat unfastened thenar butt slap to the firm caput of HR. Aaaand helium was gone."
19. And finally, "A highly praised feline astatine my enactment smoked meth successful a bath and smacked a dude connected his bare dick astatine a urinal. I was walking successful to commencement my displacement and they were virtually dragging him retired by his feet portion helium was hysterically laughing."
H/T r/AskReddit
Some replies person been edited for magnitude and clarity.
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