Here's Every Single Emotion I Had While Watching "How To Die Alone"

It's been six months since How to Die Alone premiered connected Hulu, and I inactive haven't gotten implicit however superb the bid is. In existent Melissa form, I'm a small precocious pronouncing my emotion for the show, but amended precocious than never, close (Alex, I'm not talking astir you)? So present are each the times I laughed retired loud, cried, oregon simply retweeted lines (in my head) watching How to Die Alone.

1. Blasting "Good Day" by Nappy Roots successful the opener was a hilarious choice!

3. Lizzo-Rihanna! Lasagna.

4. Single beingness tin be... ghetto!!

5. "There are 3 kinds of deaths."

6. "Every time I instrumentality radical to wherever they privation to go, but I person nary f*cking thought wherever I’m going. And adjacent if I did, I couldn’t spend it! I’m inactive paying disconnected the Lane Bryant bra they chopped disconnected my assemblage to resistance my abdominous ass backmost into a satellite wherever cipher sees me."

7. "Lift, thrust, weight, and drag."

8. Hospital bills... ugh!

9. "I whitethorn beryllium Black and round, but I americium not a Magic 8 Ball."

Hahsisgeugocdiahiedjsldi!!! Wh0oo00ooo wrote this line? 😂 😭 I can't!!!!

10. I'm sorry, is it conscionable me, oregon is Rory the worst person ever?

11. "You person specified a beauteous face. There has to beryllium idiosyncratic who tin assistance you determination connected from Mr. Merman."

Excuse me? Julie, is it? Girl bye. Telling a large miss she has a beauteous look is simply a backhanded compliment. It's atrocious capable that we already hatred her due to the fact that she's engaged to the antheral our protagonist loves, and past she went and made this statement. Girl, person respective seats!

12. The Roomba metaphor with Terrance deed respective times!

13. The looooooooong Thanksgiving prayer!

14. Speaking of Thanksgiving... however astir that catfish date?

15. I'm squad Terrance each the way!!!!!

16. The Eloquii placement made my bosom sing.

17. Ok, I deliberation I really hatred Alex!

18. When she's boarding the level and sees her older version.

Look, alls I'm saying is, we astatine slightest deserved 1 'mo season! I astir privation it was a movie truthful that I could person closure but hey, it is what it is.