Here Are 21 Seriously Outrageous Jokes That Were Cut From Kevin Hart’s Roast — And Some Of These Actually Made My Stomach Turn

On Sunday, Kevin Hart was the taxable of a drama roast that brought unneurotic a ton of comedians to brutally mock him — and each different — unrecorded connected Netflix.

The roast was broadcast unrecorded from the Kia Forum successful Los Angeles, and the line-up of roasters was earnestly star-studded. Host Shane Gillis was joined connected signifier by celebs similar Tom Brady, Serena Williams, Lizzo, Pete Davidson, Dwayne Johnson, Regina Hall, Draymond Green, Usher, and Chelsea Handler — and that’s naming conscionable a few.

If you’ve watched the roast, you’ll cognize that immoderate of the jokes were jaw-droppingly cruel, making airy of everything from Kevin’s 2017 affair to abortions and “Diddy parties.” But it turns retired determination were much chaotic remarks that didn't marque it to air.

So, brace yourself for 21 below-the-belt jokes to follow. Some of these chopped jokes were shared with Variety by Madison Sinclair, a drama writer who was hired to travel up with jokes for the celebs who took part. The others were posted online by Dave Sirus, Pete Davidson’s longtime penning partner.

1. "Kevin is 1 of the fewer comedians without a azygous allegation. When helium recovered retired astir the MeToo movement, helium was shocked. He was like, radical are saying no to things?!"

From Madison Sinclair.

2. "Kevin Hart is specified a sell-out, adjacent his enactment portion had commercialized breaks."

3. "Kevin’s successful superhero shape, helium could prima successful Wakanda 4’11."

From Dave Sirus.

4. "Did you cognize that Kevin really has a nonprofit for organ donation called 'Heartless?' That’s not true. But doesn’t that dependable similar immoderate dumb crap helium would do?"

From Madison Sinclair.

5. "Lizzo broke barriers erstwhile she danced arsenic a stripper successful Hustlers, mostly due to the fact that they weren’t decently enforced."

6. "Draymond is astir apt 4 to 5 years from being successful the Hall of Fame and 45 minutes from being successful Chelsea Handler."

From Dave Sirus, astir NBA subordinate Draymond Green. 

7. "Kevin, you are truthful talented — but you are the worst cheater. With your build, I assumed you’d beryllium amended astatine sneaking around."

From Madison Sinclair, astir Kevin's 2017 affair.

8. "Shane Gillis lone lasted 2 weeks successful basal training. The closest he’s travel to becoming a seasoned is his views connected Asians."

9. "Kevin got drunk and deed that histrion truthful hard helium had to halt making cookies successful it."

From Dave Sirus, astir Kevin's 2019 car accident. 

10. "Shane turned down doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival due to the fact that helium has integrity… and helium can’t spell 48 hours without a drink."

From Madison Sinclair, astir the controversial comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.

11. "Draymond Green is simply a batch similar Megan Thee Stallion: They’re celebrated for letting different radical shoot, and helium hasn’t been the aforesaid since Klay Thompson left."

12. "Kevin Hart is ever connected the worst platforms: Quibi, Tubi, the ones helium puts connected erstwhile helium argues with his wife."

From Madison Sinclair, referring to Kevin's wife, Eniko.

13. "Draymond Green sounds similar idiosyncratic told my uncle: quick, marque up a achromatic name."

From Dave Sirus.

14. "Tony is similar Melania: The lone happening applicable astir him is that helium opened for Trump once."

15. "Tony has the licence sheet iRoast, which is what we each anticipation for each clip helium gets down the wheel."

From Madison Sinclair.

16. "Kevin, I was truthful disappointed erstwhile you did the Riyadh Comedy Festival due to the fact that connected a human-rights level, nary 1 should beryllium forced to perceive to your drama sober."

From Madison Sinclair.

17. "You whitethorn cognize Tony Hinchcliffe from walking done his rima to participate amusement parks."

18. "Kevin, convey you truthful overmuch for being present tonight. I cognize you person specified a engaged docket with stand-up… movies… sitting connected that support each Christmas."

From Madison Sinclair.

19. "All jokes aside, Chelsea Handler is simply a killer, specifically if you judge beingness starts astatine conception."

From Dave Sirus, astir Chelsea Handler, who antecedently revealed she had two abortions in her teens. 

20. "Yes, Chelsea aborted a fetus, and he’s present tonight. Jeff, instrumentality a bow. Oh man, I’m going to hellhole for that one. Chelsea, thing you privation maine to accidental to your kids portion I’m there?"

21. "Kevin, wherefore were you hooking up with women successful cars? If you wanted to cheat and get distant with it, you should person gone determination desolate, a nary man’s land, determination nary 1 would ever spell by immoderate means necessary… similar Hart House connected La Brea."

From Madison Sinclair, about Kevin's plant-based fast-food edifice chain that unopen down aft 2 years successful 2024.

Soooo, is it utmost to accidental that immoderate of those genuinely made my tegument crawl? How bash radical travel up with this stuff?!

To spot the jokes that did marque the cut, you tin drawback up connected The Roast of Kevin Hart connected Netflix.