Gynecologists Are Revealing Their Most Mind-Boggling Patient Stories, And That's It, I'm Never Looking At My Body The Same Way Again

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I grew up successful a household afloat of doctors. And that means, to me, there's nary specified happening arsenic TMI erstwhile it comes to aesculapian stories. They're each fascinating, particularly the stories that person to bash with...you know...private parts.

So recently, nurses connected Reddit person been answering the question, "What's your best/worst vagina story?" and ohio boy, they're perfectly diabolical. Prepare for immoderate shockers! Here's what they said:

Fair warning: These stories are precise graphic and not for the squeamish. If you're eating close now…maybe travel backmost aboriginal 😅

1. "A pistillate successful her 40s came successful requesting a pelvic exam, due to the fact that she stuck wealth and bags of cannabis up her vagina erstwhile she visited her fellow successful prison. Turns out, she wasn't capable to get them out. We ended up pulling retired the bags of weed (there were three), and $20 of Canadian cash. That $20 measure is astir apt inactive circulating successful immoderate mediocre Canadian's wallet."

2. "This pistillate created a dildo by taking a aesculapian mitt and packing it with leftovers. Well, it yet broke portion it was wrong of her. She didn't archer anyone and tried to cleanable it retired herself, but it didn't work. She yet was brought to the infirmary to spot the doctor. She had to beryllium sent to the ER — it had a odor I tin lone picture arsenic a rotting cervid carcass successful the summertime vigor successful Texas!"

–Smilesunshine57

3. "I worked successful the operating country for galore decades, and ever did vag preps for hysterectomies. I americium utilized to seeing galore tattoos down determination implicit the years, and thing truly amazed maine aft awhile. But 1 time, I had a diligent that I was shaving 1 day, and uncovered a tattoo of a tiny antheral pushing a tract mower, and printed conscionable beneath that were the words 'keep disconnected the grass.' After the surgery, I told the patient, 'Sorry I had to mow the lawn.'"

–Ilikesqeakytoys

4. "A woman came successful with her boyfriend; she had an STI. My appraisal questions revealed a caller three-way intersexual encounter, wherever she'd paid their favourite stripper for a one-night episode. She stated, 'But we utilized condoms.' The fellow clarified, 'Well, I utilized one.' I had to spell it retired to them however lone helium was protected utilizing 1 condom betwixt some girls. It took maine 3 tries to get it done their head. Once they understood, it took 3 information guards to get her disconnected him. We ended up having to dainty him for an orbital fracture and aggregate rib fractures from each the kicking erstwhile helium was connected the ground. I've ne'er seen an ass-whipping similar that earlier oregon since."

5. "I had a diligent who would denote each clip she peed — without neglect — that she was 'having puppies.' She'd clasp it for arsenic agelong arsenic possible, past outcry this announcement. Eventually, she caught on, and didn't person puppies anymore."

–nameunconnected

6. "I had a precise agelong and confusing speech with a diligent who kept jabbering connected astir her 'pocketbook,' and however it was not successful bully shape. I kept telling her that possibly she should spell to the store and get a caller one, which she for immoderate crushed thought was hysterical. I was intelligibly not following. Then, she started telling maine astir her 'kitty cat,' which sounded similar it needed to spell to a vet. I told her this, to which she replied, 'Girl, you crazy,' and continued talking astir her favored (who might've had scabies oregon feline alopecia, based connected her description). After a bully 10 minutes of this, I was opening to deliberation she was having a psychotic interruption (she was intelligibly precise passionate astir immoderate the heck her communicative was expected to be), and she saw that my disorder was real. Finally, she stopped and screamed, 'MY POCKETBOOK AND KITTY CAT!!!' and pointed to her crotch. So, yeah. Some women hatred the connection 'vagina.'"

7. "This 1 pistillate signed successful with this complaint: 'Leaves successful my wojumbo.' She had enactment an Idaho murphy successful her vagina, due to the fact that she had emergent high-flow menses — AKA an highly dense play — portion successful the nutrient aisle. So she grabbed the nearest entity and stuffed it successful there. I don't adjacent cognize however to picture the ocular and olfactory experience. Yes, determination were sprouts. Yes, it was similar a mashed murphy consistency, sprinkled with reddish nutrient coloring. It was...overwhelming."

–Anal-Sampling-Reflex

8. "I was moving the nighttime displacement astatine a semipermanent attraction facility. The laboratory tech showed up successful the aboriginal hours, and we began discussing that day's draws. Suddenly, retired of the country of my eye, I saw a diligent meander into the eating room, toward the nurse's station. Stark naked. Then, she began playing with immoderate artifact bricks, inactive naked. It took each I had to support oculus interaction with the laboratory tech until helium went connected his mode and I could redirect her."

9. "My communicative is really a affirmative one. The archetypal country I ever shadowed was a male-to-female confirmation surgery. It was bananas — like, I couldn't judge what they were susceptible of. And erstwhile the integrative surgeon finished, it was this beauteous vagina that the bully Lord himself couldn't person made truthful nice. I went to the post-anesthetic attraction portion with the patient, and erstwhile she woke up, she was like, 'Did you spot it?' And I was like, 'Yo, it's nicer than what I've got.' She was truthful astatine bid and excited to get to spot it."

–internetdiscocat

10. "My champion communicative was an older woman who came successful for a Pap smear. She was laid backmost with her feet successful stirrups and the caregiver practitioner was astir to commencement the pelvic exam erstwhile we some noticed that this woman's woman parts looked similar unsmooth hewn leather. The caregiver practitioner asked her what she utilized to cleanable herself down there, and she said, 'I douche with a household aboveground cleaner.'"

11. "There was 1 woman who had roaring syphilis, and her fellow made her inject an full vessel of lotion up determination to 'help' with the smell. It decidedly made the concern worse."

–peachhoneymango

12. "I was getting a diligent acceptable for a Pap smear. As she pulled her undies down, she said she'd been having a batch of symptom during sex, to which I responded, 'The doc volition instrumentality a look down there.' All of a sudden, this odor devoured the room. I felt my chemoreceptor hairs burning and my eyes water. I gave the nonmigratory a heads-up. As we were heading down the hall, the odor travelled extracurricular the room. The doc and I proceeded to bash a Pap smear with a blank face, trying to beryllium normal. The doc past asked if she'd placed thing wrong her vagina. The diligent said, 'Well yes, I enactment a perfume vessel headdress successful determination to bash kegels with, but past it got lost.' After immoderate time, the doc recovered it and pulled it out. The diligent said she felt an contiguous release, and said convey you. I vaguely retrieve thing aft that due to the fact that we wanted to unreserved retired of determination to drawback a breath. We had to adjacent the country down for a fewer hours aft that."

–alienprincessjaM

13. "There was 1 comic aged gal who was a predominant flier successful our clinic. She showed up erstwhile with her dentures successful her vagina. I asked her however they happened to extremity up there. She told maine that exigency aesculapian technicians (EMTs) ever mislaid oregon misplaced them, and they're costly — truthful this time, she slipped them up determination for her thrust to the hospital. Why not successful her rima is anybody's guess."

–StephaniePenn1

14. "One pistillate thought 'jelly' — arsenic successful lube — was the aforesaid arsenic the jelly you enactment connected peanut butter. I deliberation we each cognize wherever this is going and what happened to her down there."

15. "I saw an aged diligent who had stuffed a rotation of currency up determination to fell it from her son. He was stealing each her wealth for drugs and immoderate else."

–Primary-Huckleberry

16. "One of the physician's assistants was getting a diligent acceptable for a pelvic exam, and I was explaining what was going to happen. Then, the diligent looked the adjunct quadrate successful the eyes and said, 'It mightiness beryllium zesty. I ate a batch of ail yesterday.' Nope, it was conscionable an STI."

–Littlegreensled

17. "I had a woman travel into the ER saying 'it hurts.' I was successful the country erstwhile the physician's adjunct dispersed her legs and utilized a pen airy to look up there. It was a tampon. It inactive hurts my caput to deliberation astir the smell. Anyway, helium pulled it retired and she goes, 'Oh yeah! I thought it indispensable person fallen out. That indispensable person been successful determination for astir a period now!'"

–Fishygoesmoo

18. "One that truly sticks with maine was the clip I was inserting a conduit into an aged nun. I could not for the beingness of maine find her clitoris. She had a batch of atrophy down there, but it looked untouched. When I recovered my bearings, I saw a scar wherever her clitoris should be. It was shocking — heartbreaking, even. I ne'er expected this from a Catholic nun, and was my archetypal acquisition with pistillate genital mutilation."

19. "The vagina that wouldn't halt bleeding. This pistillate had monolithic fibroids — she mislaid implicit 2 litres of humor implicit astir 4 hours, and I had to cleanable it each up. At 1 signifier erstwhile I was cleaning her, determination was a immense clot astatine the entrance. When I dislodged the clot, determination was a monolithic torrent of humor down it, and it virtually spurted retired similar I'd turned connected the humor tap. I really felt a spot light-headed."

–Thenumberthirtyseven

20. "I saw a woman successful the exigency country who had to person emergent abdominal surgery. The surgeon was talking to her astatine the bedside, and aft helium walked retired to reappraisal her chart, she yelled, 'Oh god, I forgot to inquire you a question!' I ran retired to drawback the doctor. We went backmost in, and she said, 'I've got a piercing...down there… I can't get it out, due to the fact that they had to usage pliers to enactment it in. Help! I don't wanna get zapped down there!' The doc replied, 'WHY WOULD YOU GET A PIERCING IN YOUR PRIVATES!?' and his look went truthful red. Then, helium looked astatine maine and said, 'The nurses are skilled, truthful they'll get it.' I was shaking my head, thinking, 'No, I won't beryllium taking retired this lady's ringing from her hoo-ha.' When the doc and I walked out, his look was truthful reddish that everyone astatine the table was asking if helium was OK, and I was dying laughing, due to the fact that I had NOT expected that."

21. "I had a diligent travel into the exigency country connected Thanksgiving, claiming she had a babe turkey increasing successful her abdomen. She spent an hr complaining astir it coming retired of her, and claimed she was astir to springiness birth. So our doc reluctantly did a pelvic exam 1 her. You guessed it: Sticking retired of her vagina was not one, but 2 chickenhearted helping drumsticks."

22. "I had a diligent with a existent life-threatening emergency. She came successful due to the fact that she heard and felt a 'pop' wrong of her portion hooking up with a well-endowed man. Blood was everywhere. She went into surgery, and had portion of her wall/fornix stitched — 5.7 cm, to beryllium exact. It was seemingly their archetypal clip together. Plus, helium had a caller truck, and the wrong was present wholly covered successful blood, since helium was the 1 that drove her to the hospital. He continued to checked up connected her throughout, which was nice."

–MeganopolisOkayCool

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